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Stacey: "If Chase messed up, why didn't you fire him?"
House: "He has great hair."
Stacey: "What are you HIDING?"
House: "I'm Gay. Oh, that's not what you meant. Does explain a lot, though: No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers..."
ROTFL OMG. The slashers slash, and the writers respond XD XD
I had Holy Blueberry Pancakes this morning, making life most excellent.
You know what's interesting about my current (meager) flist? I have a couple token people sharing different fandoms of mine, but no one who shares all of them. This makes all of my randomly-squeeful post somehow exclusive, and then I feel bad, which is silly. Hopefully The Great mellorine Conversion Effort will work, and then I won't be quite so alone in VMars, Firefly and House Land. BECAUSE CHASE IS SO PRETTY AND ONLY ONE (1) PERSON UNDERSTANDS WHAT I MEAN BY THAT. Also? My house is located right near Wilson Street. Geeky!
Stolen from ehnel.
"One True Pairing" Ship: Brian/Justin, of course!
"One True Threesome" Ship: I'm not really drawn to threesomes, which is silly since I'm drawn to most everything else...Let's go for Sirius/Remus/James, because (INTERESTING FACT ALERT!) upon entering the HP slash fandom I initially slashed - wait for it - James/Sirius.
"Canon" Ship: Define "CANON" ship? In my world, Sirius/Remus is as canon as a series written for children will ever be. I could go into the reason, but ya'll know what they are.
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: House/Wilson? It's only "not quite canon" because the writers occasionally give House a straight tendency or two, but it's all there on the screen. Come on, Wilson sang the praises of a certain someone who made him feel "funny" without once ever using a pronoun! Meaning, no "she"'s, no "her"'s, no nothing. There's also the matter of the sleeping over and the stuttering "We're, um, n-not to-together!" >D
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Snape/Hermione. Please, I don't care if she's brilliant at potions - that is not a means for a hot, successful relationship. NOT AT ALL.
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Harry/Hermione. Which makes Steve Kloves a sick bastard, but we already knew that. It is sick to insist that the two brats are Twu Loves. It is sick to nickname the ship "Pumpkin Pie" (thus tarnishing the name of that delectable pie forever) and "Harmony" (I like bad puns, but that's just revoltingly bad). Veronica/Duncan is also sick because Duncan is a dummy :P.
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Yes, I'm one sick bastard. Your point?
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: I don't dabble, I fall in hardcore, mucho therapy-needed LOVE. That said? I guess Snape/Remus, though I'm completely ashamed of it. I'm just going to leave and not try and explain myself, now :)
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Assuming the car crash is accidental, lethal, and totally unappealing? Remus/Tonks :D
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Sam/Dean. Again with the being too much of a wussy to watch more Supernatural. Dammit. I'd be sold if I could get over my fear of Bloody Mary, you know!
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: It makes canon sense if I tell it to. That's what a slasher DOES! It doesn't come handed on a platter, you know. Logan/Weevil? Logan is v.v. straight, Weevil not so much, works for me. Plus, hot.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Lucius/Snape. No appeal whatsoever, in fact, I'm going to cross an invisible and potentially dangerous line and add that Lucius in himself is not even remotely interesting to me. Or funny, or sexy, or anything.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: I'm going to interpret this one in a potentially incorrect way and say Logan/Veronica, because they can "break up", insult, snark, and dance around it all they want, but regardless they are OMGINLOVE. The sexual tension nearly melts the screen whenever they interact, together IN THAT WAY or not, and I'm betting they run back to each other soon. I also just got why people call them "LoVe". No, it's not a case of StIcKy CaPs, it's LOgan and VEronica. How clever >_>. I like "Epic" better <3
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Snarry. I read a couple of decent fics back in the day, don't judge :D
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: ...this is going to make me sound so sick, I'm blushing already T_T. But once, long ago, I read a marvelously angsty fic with clear undertones of Snape/Dumbledore omg *hide* and it was very, very tragic. If I cry over a fic it means I liked it, and I leaked out a couple of tears, so make of that what you will.
"Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Do I NEED to state the obvious? Brian/Justin.
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Subaru/Seishirou, the quintessential heart-wrenching, bittersweet, wonderfully sexy OTP, and my first slash pairing. Thank you CLAMP, for making your characters canonically gay, but not so much for making them doomed and stuff. Also? Finish X, plskthx.
Favorite Devotionship: Er. Brian/Justin. Because the devotion isn't overt and sappy, and nothing kills a ship faster than cloying, clingy lurve. Sarcasm and oppressed feelings are so much better!
Favorite Pervyship: What ship of mine ISN'T pervy? Honestly? Let's see, pervy. I got nuthin', can I just say BJ >D?
Favorite DominanceBattleShip?: ...That is a stupid, stupid name. Harry/Draco I suppose, seeing as they are hormonal, competitive boys with issues.
Stacey: "If Chase messed up, why didn't you fire him?"
House: "He has great hair."
Stacey: "What are you HIDING?"
House: "I'm Gay. Oh, that's not what you meant. Does explain a lot, though: No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers..."
ROTFL OMG. The slashers slash, and the writers respond XD XD
I had Holy Blueberry Pancakes this morning, making life most excellent.
You know what's interesting about my current (meager) flist? I have a couple token people sharing different fandoms of mine, but no one who shares all of them. This makes all of my randomly-squeeful post somehow exclusive, and then I feel bad, which is silly. Hopefully The Great mellorine Conversion Effort will work, and then I won't be quite so alone in VMars, Firefly and House Land. BECAUSE CHASE IS SO PRETTY AND ONLY ONE (1) PERSON UNDERSTANDS WHAT I MEAN BY THAT. Also? My house is located right near Wilson Street. Geeky!
Stolen from ehnel.
"One True Pairing" Ship: Brian/Justin, of course!
"One True Threesome" Ship: I'm not really drawn to threesomes, which is silly since I'm drawn to most everything else...Let's go for Sirius/Remus/James, because (INTERESTING FACT ALERT!) upon entering the HP slash fandom I initially slashed - wait for it - James/Sirius.
"Canon" Ship: Define "CANON" ship? In my world, Sirius/Remus is as canon as a series written for children will ever be. I could go into the reason, but ya'll know what they are.
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: House/Wilson? It's only "not quite canon" because the writers occasionally give House a straight tendency or two, but it's all there on the screen. Come on, Wilson sang the praises of a certain someone who made him feel "funny" without once ever using a pronoun! Meaning, no "she"'s, no "her"'s, no nothing. There's also the matter of the sleeping over and the stuttering "We're, um, n-not to-together!" >D
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Snape/Hermione. Please, I don't care if she's brilliant at potions - that is not a means for a hot, successful relationship. NOT AT ALL.
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Harry/Hermione. Which makes Steve Kloves a sick bastard, but we already knew that. It is sick to insist that the two brats are Twu Loves. It is sick to nickname the ship "Pumpkin Pie" (thus tarnishing the name of that delectable pie forever) and "Harmony" (I like bad puns, but that's just revoltingly bad). Veronica/Duncan is also sick because Duncan is a dummy :P.
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Yes, I'm one sick bastard. Your point?
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: I don't dabble, I fall in hardcore, mucho therapy-needed LOVE. That said? I guess Snape/Remus, though I'm completely ashamed of it. I'm just going to leave and not try and explain myself, now :)
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Assuming the car crash is accidental, lethal, and totally unappealing? Remus/Tonks :D
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Sam/Dean. Again with the being too much of a wussy to watch more Supernatural. Dammit. I'd be sold if I could get over my fear of Bloody Mary, you know!
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: It makes canon sense if I tell it to. That's what a slasher DOES! It doesn't come handed on a platter, you know. Logan/Weevil? Logan is v.v. straight, Weevil not so much, works for me. Plus, hot.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Lucius/Snape. No appeal whatsoever, in fact, I'm going to cross an invisible and potentially dangerous line and add that Lucius in himself is not even remotely interesting to me. Or funny, or sexy, or anything.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: I'm going to interpret this one in a potentially incorrect way and say Logan/Veronica, because they can "break up", insult, snark, and dance around it all they want, but regardless they are OMGINLOVE. The sexual tension nearly melts the screen whenever they interact, together IN THAT WAY or not, and I'm betting they run back to each other soon. I also just got why people call them "LoVe". No, it's not a case of StIcKy CaPs, it's LOgan and VEronica. How clever >_>. I like "Epic" better <3
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Snarry. I read a couple of decent fics back in the day, don't judge :D
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: ...this is going to make me sound so sick, I'm blushing already T_T. But once, long ago, I read a marvelously angsty fic with clear undertones of Snape/Dumbledore omg *hide* and it was very, very tragic. If I cry over a fic it means I liked it, and I leaked out a couple of tears, so make of that what you will.
"Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Do I NEED to state the obvious? Brian/Justin.
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Subaru/Seishirou, the quintessential heart-wrenching, bittersweet, wonderfully sexy OTP, and my first slash pairing. Thank you CLAMP, for making your characters canonically gay, but not so much for making them doomed and stuff. Also? Finish X, plskthx.
Favorite Devotionship: Er. Brian/Justin. Because the devotion isn't overt and sappy, and nothing kills a ship faster than cloying, clingy lurve. Sarcasm and oppressed feelings are so much better!
Favorite Pervyship: What ship of mine ISN'T pervy? Honestly? Let's see, pervy. I got nuthin', can I just say BJ >D?
Favorite DominanceBattleShip?: ...That is a stupid, stupid name. Harry/Draco I suppose, seeing as they are hormonal, competitive boys with issues.