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It's Christmas Eve...
JINGLE BELLS!
ROCKMAN SMELLS!
FUKKIE LAID AN EGG!
THE CHUUI LOST HIS PEEKABOO
AND JIGEN LEARNED BALLET!
Right. Keep singing that, folks. Santa gives you more gifts if you do.
I'm going to give you all fake Christmas gifts now, so feel happy.
akumabambi - HAAAKUUU~! I don't talk to you anymore! Wah! Let's speak again! I give you a Chi Chai Mon Chan plushie because it's Sanrio and we'd match. : D
alchemistique - I give you the rotted corpse of Kitty Wampas.
angelidollinda - I give you an extremely large ice statue of Dororo and Giroro farking. It shall be the size of the Empire State Building. And it won't melt because it's so hot it's immune to other sources of heat.
anzutehanbu - You don't really use LJ at all. What a lovely, fake journal you have! I give you an Angst Pie and you can pretend you received it.
believedream - I give you sex because of all the wonderfulwonderful Keroro files you upload. Enjoy.
cgaussie - I give you an Ed (Ed Edd and Eddy) mask so that if you wear your Ed (FMA) costume again you can pretend you're their bastard lovechild Ed^2.....that's rather frightening.
charademaru - I give you a katamari of Paul x Zoruru smut because I had some leftover from when my Grandma gave me some last year.
dorodorodoro - HAHA YOU DON'T EXIST. I give you......."I'm a mod. :3"
flashman_exe - I give you cookies shaped like Metabee's penis. That is all.
frostious - I give you ZakuDosu because that's what you've supplied me with this whole time. I love you and you don't even know it. ;_;
gozarutchi - I give you mistletoe and Taruru. Have fun.
hermitua - I give you a pepper shaker. Because sometimes when me and Rei are really REALLY bored we pretend Ari's the salt shaker and you're the pepper shaker and we make you DUKE IT OUT!!!
invaderpolymer - You don't exist. Cool. Have an Angst Pie.
invaderspork - I give you "Zoro Sings Metronome" and pretend I didn't record it myself.kawaiisesshykun - I don't think you use LJ anymore either, but I give you Chichiri wearing nothing but a Santa Hat. Have fun. >_>
kyuketsuki_miyu - I give you Larva but immediately want him back. Gimme. : D
lady_kara - I give you a very, very large donut with Kankurou's head growing out of it like a tumor because tumors are cool and so is Kankurou so Tumor = Kankurou.
linkandluigi - I give you the signed Ikkakumon autograph I found floating down the ditch last night. Yeah, I'm scared too.
medictsume - You're an rp journal. How dumb. I think I'll give you ELMER'S GLUE!!! HA. HA HA.......ha.
mr_duckyofmars - I give you lots and lots of sex and a picture of 2-D turning himself inside out.naughtylil_girl - Hey Whore. You don't use LJ anymore but in case you do, I give you Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
otouto_chan - I give you a pencil that says "A is for Academics!" because I got sick of it. AHAHA I kid you. I actually give you Jafar.
peacemakerme - I give you Hitler. You'd better thank me for it later.
pokopenian_pook - I give you Idaho. Do you hate me yet? ^o^
poopleberry22 - Who the hell are you?
sachi_chan - I give you..................................................................................................................................Maromi's finger.
temarichan - I give you a seizure with my flashing lights and blinding colors! HA HA! toxicneonvomit - I give you a Zoruru plushie and you squeal and laugh happily until he gives you AIDS. Damn. So much for that!
weedy_pigeon - I give you a Winston Churchill strip tease video that I found in my basement. Cool.
yuri_shoujo - I give you Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater! Yaaaaay~! ^-^
zeroro - First I must comment on how funny it is that this screenname of all things is LAST. XD Poor Zeroro. But anyways, I already gave you a present so stop complaining---FINE. Put the knife down. I give you teabags.
JINGLE BELLS!
ROCKMAN SMELLS!
FUKKIE LAID AN EGG!
THE CHUUI LOST HIS PEEKABOO
AND JIGEN LEARNED BALLET!
Merry Christmas, everyone.