Oct 10, 2007 13:36
Wow. The life of those in business. I swear, back in my little office as I do my neverending supply of birthday cards, I'm listening to some of the customers Victorian has to deal with..and MAN. I feel bad for her. I can't believe she isn't just WHACKING these people. I'm afraid for the days where they go on vacation and I have to deal with people like that guy who just came in and was like OMG MY INSURANCE CHANGED AND I DON'T GET IT OMG YOUR FAULT and Victorian explains calmly and then OMG WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN SO I THINK I'LL FLIP OUT SOME MORE.
Eww.
Might I add that making birthday card after birthday card is the most mundane task ever, and I think I'm gonna accidentally space out and write THANK YOU FOR YOUR PENIS instead of thank you for your business. I'd fail like that. And totally ruin their reputation forever. Ahaha. XD;;
....I've wrapped my left hand in toilet paper to avoid the evil lefty's mark that keeps smearing all over the cards hshgdhd.
EDIT: I'VE BEEN WRITING "DEAR ____, THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS. -MIKE AND VICTORIAN GUBRUD" OVER AND OVER FOR FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT NOW. o__o I AM THE HOLY MASTER OF THE CAPITAL CURSIVE G HOLYSGSHGD.