Just another stupid Kyumin Theory (Part 3)
Authors: kyumin86eunhae with helps by fanaticstory
Genre: Crack, Smut, RomancePairings: Kyumin, Hyukhae, mentions of other SJ-pairings
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Random!Plot, Language, sexual content, kink smut (>.< I knoooow, my hardcore/kink sex fetish LOL), use of food
Summary: Sungmin thought that he had won the game. Did he really?
( Smut here. )
Anyway, no this isn't a fail unni.
Occassional Top!Min is ♥.
Usage of whip cream is definitely ♥.
OMG STRAWBERRYYYYYYY juice ♥.
Teukkie umma is ♥.
The humour in the fic is ♥.
The smut is kinky, hot and ♥.
Kyumin is ♥.
And finally me loves you for the smut ♥.
There are so many ♥s, so how can it be a fail?
You know, I always had a 'thing' for whip cream when it comes to food porn, LOL. It's just... kinky...
Idek why i'm starting to get used to kinky fics o__o
Minnie asking Kyu if he could top for once? That's so awww.. xD
The smut is really.. I have no words to describe it cause it's fucking awesome. Can I say that i'm feeling hot after reading it? D:
"ABFAHGOGFÖSRGÖRGÖAASDFGHEUBFKSJDBFAJBFSKJBWK"
Wow Wookie, what a string of long curses and incoherents you have there. I knew that you'll get angry at Kyumin, especially for makinga mess out of your beloved 'second home'.. -As well as destroying your plans of making a strawberry cake.
But I think a 'KyuMin cake' is more sexy, delicious and squishy.. Don't you think too? ;D
LOL, Taeminnie lost his innocence! xD
Oh, and 8,94 seconds again..
Your "German instincts' kicked in? :D
HAHA, Teukkie umma is as awesome as always. It's okay, you'll get used to it sooner or later. Y'know.. Not all your dongsaengs are pure^^ You're bound to hear screams and moans and groans and blahhh almost everynight thanks to your horny dongsaengs :D
Yes, Chul-ah. Your little Minnie topped for once^^
It's a sexy sight, isn't it? xD
Aww.. Thanks for writing it even though you said that you didn't really have the feel to continue writing it anymore.. And how are things coming along? Are your interests coming back? It's just a temporary lost right?
Lastly and once again, I ♥ you for this!
/hugs
Slut!Min anytime soon? :D
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haha... writers always think that their smut is fail xD
still, thanks a lot for liking it <3
All those hearts make me want to HEART YOUUUUU, ZOEY >.<
I wrote the kink smut for youuuu :D (thought I know that you always have to scream when too many kink scenes are coming xD)
but Kyumin is always the best <3333 I also thought of honey but my friends said it's too sticky and would ruin the whole mood LOL so I stayed with whipped cream and strawberries :D (Because Sungmin is a strawberry and whipped cream guy !!!)
You get used to kink smuts bcuz you read too many :D (And I made you loving them? xD)
Woaaaah!!!! *blushes from excitement* THAT'S REALY A COMPLIMENT YOU ARE GIVING ME THERE!!! (You feeling hot? Really? Awww....)
Kyumin cake is the most delicious thing the world is every going to taste/see xD Just plain perfect and wonderful ~
So... If I was Wookie, I wouldn't get angry with them xD Because Kyumin is just too awesome to be angry at :D
Taeminnie is not the boy he was before he entered that kitchen on that day... *nods* LOL
M-my whaaat? German instincts? Why? LOL Is that a stereotype about germans? I don't know anything bout stereotypes LOL
Hahaha... hysterical!Teuk for the WIN! Oh man... if he gets used to it... where is the whole fun??? xD Btw, it's true that gay couples dao have more sex than hetero couples :D hetero coupled only have sex 3 or 4 times in the week (when they r still young) while gay couples have sex like, everyday xD
Heechul surely loves it... *smirks* and it's indeed SUPER HOT! (I mean the kyumin being naked scene LOL)
Hmm... It came back a bit but the fact that my parents locked the pc for week days doesn't make it better in any way -.- but I can listen to kpop again :D Yeah, I hoped that it was a temporary lost of interest ;) But now I can write again and even began a new one :D thanks for you concern *hugs*
I love you too, dear <333 *hugs you baaaaaack*
slut!min for you then ;) I already have an idea xD
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