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[kyudousha]

[A curious green eye pops on-screen, then followed by something horrendously pink 'n purple. Not quite the bruise-shading, but possibly brain-bruise inducing nonetheless.

That maniacal grin, reminiscent of a certain Cheshire cat. It broadens.

A quick flick of her tail, a yawn.]

So she said - [And at this, a quick falsetto.] "But I don't want to

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[carnivalcat]

Nice dress. [No, really. He loves it. And the whole cat thing? He loves that even more. ... but the random speaking? Somewhat irritating.]

... am I this bad?

[kyudousha]

[Have a tail swish. Intrigued Cheshire!Rita is intrigued.]

Oh, but it's so much fun.

[carnivalcat]

Yeah, but it also gives me a headache.

[Funny girl~ Boris is also so very curious.]

[kyudousha]

[She's not usually this incoherent. Much. :/]

If there is a head which aches, then there also must be an ache that heads.

And certainly, it would not be given, but taken instead.

[carnivalcat]

[... so we're playing this game, huh?]

Definitely! And yet not. Where would this ache be heading? Or what would it be heading? A place or a parade?

And if you choose to take this ache, would it be a masochistic action? Or a noble one? Decisions, decisions! So fleeting yet so firm.

[Have a very catty grin. Man, playing with words is fun.]

[kyudousha]

[She's grinning from ear to ear.]

The heading of the day would then be about decision-making! For being able to choose the red from the blue is certainly a useful thing to do!

Oh, but have no fear. If colorblindness is your ailment, then surely you should choose green. After all, it is neither blue or red, and thus you do not have to differentiate between the two in the least.

[carnivalcat]

But no! Green merely pops out of the hat if one were to choose from blue and red.

Surely purple is the way to go, as it is a mixture of both blue and red! Problem solved and thus, no choice to be made! Merely combine your problems and you have a solution! Two lefts should make a right and two rights should make purple.

And thus the earth spins.

[kyudousha]

Ah, but what if the problem comes out of solution? Then surely the solution would no long be a solution!

And thus, the earth rises above the ocean, for certainly it cannot be called the earth if it is below the ocean! However, if the earth were to rise above the ocean, then surely the roses in the hedge maze would wilt. And the queen with her resting gavel would surely come out and behead us all.

Can one be beheaded if one does not have a body? You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.

[carnivalcat]

[Thinking of Vivaldi here, hur hur.]

The queen's temper has never been too kind and we would surely meet our fate as you say. But would this meeting be gracious or despicable? Some would welcome that thing called death but some do not understand. And just as it is evil, moving back-to-forwards makes us live. So everyone should not face their doom, but instead stumble into it. Ignorance is bliss, is it?

I've yet to notice, miss cat. But just as you are gone, I am here twice-over. [tips his hat and his kitty ears wiggle a bit]

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[kyudousha]

Indeed, the gracious and the despicable differentiate only by a number of 2 letters. Certainly, that is not a difference that one can make out of ten! Then surely, 2 is quite a small number indeed, and simply negligible when we are speaking of letters. For letters and numbers have never been in solution well. Ah, as a matter effect, the only solution they'd make would be a mixture.

[Purrrrr.]

Though quite charmed am I, sir cat, by your bewitching smile that is my bewitching smile. It seems the looking glass-

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[kyudousha]

... dammit.

fffft. FINALLY A PAUSE FROM TALKING IN CIRCLES <33

[carnivalcat]

[and he'd have to be extremely dense not to notice the difference in attitude]

You were a lot more enthusiastic five seconds ago.

WHAT YOU DO YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T AWESOME? /dies

[kyudousha]

Shut up and go chase your tail, or something.

AWESOME WITH A WHOLE LOT OF FAIL ON MY PART. I TOLD YOU I CAN'T RIDDLE

[carnivalcat]

Wrong species. I'm not a dumb canine.

FAIL WHAT FAIL I SAW NO FAIL <333

[kyudousha]

Well you could've fooled me with the whole 'dumb' thing.

Besides, why the hell do you sound right at home?

YOU'RE DELUDING YOURSELF, BB

[carnivalcat]

... you're a lot less fun now.

And maybe because this is normal for me~?