Voicemail

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If you don't know who I am, I probably don't want to talk to you.

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[beep]

[Ooc] ... So. Drop a message here either for Rita or the mun. Please indicate if OOC or IC, and one of us will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.

social awkwardness is an ability, voicemail, who the hell do you think i am

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IC knightmare_hime August 7 2009, 06:19:24 UTC
Hello. Miss Mordio? My name is Cornelia li Britannia. I am well acquainted with several people from your world and wanted to ask you a few questions. If you have a moment, I would greatly appreciate it if you could return my call.

Thank you.

[Click.]

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IC kyudousha August 7 2009, 15:05:38 UTC
[Well-acquainted? Is this one of Estelle's friends? She's going to try and be civil, for once. Plus, maybe she wants to discuss blastia?]

... I guess whomever you were well-acquainted with didn't tell you that I don't like being called 'Miss Mordio'. It's Rita.

So... you had questions?

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IC knightmare_hime August 7 2009, 18:52:36 UTC
[And THIS really is going to be a test of her non-existent patience. >.>]

[Have a semi forced laugh.]

I apologize. Estelle has a tendency to use formalities, so I only assumed...

And it would have been rude to call a stranger by first name alone. At least where I come from.

But thank you for giving me a call back. How are you settling in here?

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IC kyudousha August 7 2009, 20:43:45 UTC
[Rita's not gonna help much in that regard. >__>;]

Heh. Well you've obviously never been acquainted with Yuri, then.

... Wait a second.

[But that's like, a third of the people here from her world, not including her. >___> Where's the 'several' coming from?]

... I don't even know you. Why're you asking?

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IC knightmare_hime August 8 2009, 04:40:35 UTC
[Oh dear, thankfully she cannot see her hand tightening on the hilt of the sword at her side.]

I am second in command of Somarium's militia, and like to take an interest in the wellbeing of all people residing within Somarium, especially those who are new. I ask out of sheer politeness. Is that not something that you are acquainted with in your world? Or is it that you prefer people to be rude instead?

[Yeah, there is a hint of mild sarcasm in her voice, but it should come across as a light-hearted joke. Even though she is ready to start pointing her gun.]

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IC - Is this voice or video? o__o kyudousha August 8 2009, 04:55:21 UTC
[A snort. It's more of a chuckle, really. Just a little amused by all of this.]

Oh, so you've got a title. Looks like there's a level of organization here after all. Are you in charge of welcoming the new inmates, or something? The thoughts nice, but you're kinda late. I've already figured out enough about this place.

But I don't know. I'd just like you to, you know, not use Estelle as an excuse for your mistake. That's all.

I'm fine, though. I can take care of myself. But, um, thanks for asking?

[What's funny is that she's genuinely not trying to stir up trouble. .___. This is just her trying to make small talk. Social fail, anyone?]

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VIDEO knightmare_hime August 8 2009, 05:46:46 UTC
My mistake?

[She laughs, but it comes out as more of a cackle. ~_^ And this is when her attitude completely changes. She can hardly believe how rude this child is, let alone that Raven thinks highly of her. Too bad. She really did try, but patience was never really her 'strong' point.]

Is that how you show your appreciation, you ungrateful, little brat? And to think that I was going to try and level with you.

Yes. I happen to be good friends with Estelle. I even know that pretty boy, Yuri. But I am calling to inform you that you are from a point that is much further in the past than some of those who lived in your world, and if you harm even a hair on Raven's head, I will not hesitate to exact my revenge, even if you are a snotty-nosed punk!

[Edit: P.S. I'm really sorry that all of my characters are rude to her. =/ Corni really does mean well. She just wants to protect Raven. >_< Unfortunately, Rita and her are toooo much alike.]

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VIDEO - [1/2] kyudousha August 8 2009, 12:39:00 UTC
What is this, a joke?

What the hell's your problem anyhow? You're the one who just waltzed up like you owned the place and immediately began to imply that I can't be trusted to take care of myself. And then you try to excuse yourself from your blunder by bringing up Estelle's name. I think I should be the one pissed here!

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VIDEO - [2/2] kyudousha August 8 2009, 12:46:52 UTC
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Wait.

That bastard sent you?

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... I can't believe him! I knew he was a freakin' conscienceless bastard but he even has the audacity to hide behind someone? I can't believe this. I can't believe this. And you call yourself a part of the 'militia'? I knew you nobles were nothing but filth. Trying to cover for that bastard... I'm going to kill that bastard! Kill him!

[Aaaand she's off the deep end. >_> Not half has eloquent as Cornelia, but it gets the point across. Protect Raven? That guy can stop time, you know? xDDDDD No problem. We love your characters. ;=; They're so made of win. Rita practically asked for it anyway. <3]

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VIDEO knightmare_hime August 8 2009, 16:10:33 UTC
[She laughs again.]

You still seem to believe that I made some sort of mistake. Did I not say that I called you Miss Mordio out of politeness? What are you... socially inept? Or are you just plain stupid? It wouldn't surprise me, considering that you lack the ability to show your elders the proper respect that they deserve.

[She smirks.]

As a matter of fact, he didn't send me. I took it upon myself to do you a favor by warning you that you would be making the biggest mistake of your life by harming a man that you would later come to trust in your world!

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VIDEO - I don't have an angry enough icon. Dx kyudousha August 9 2009, 02:42:51 UTC
Like hell someone who doesn't even have the maturity to realize their own freakin' mistake is deserving of my respect! You're delusional if you think that you can just demand respect like taxes! It sure has hell not about anything that I'm lacking and more like you need to be knocked down a peg or two.

[There was a pause here. And then, she's screaming. Imagine capslock. :/]

What the hell? So not only are you freakin' rude, you're also a prophet? Stop sounding so high-and-mighty. Don't even joke. Don't lie about things you know absolutely nothing about. I bet he told you to say that, didn't he? He can't even show his face, can he?! That pathetic coward. He's a freakin', pathetic coward.

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=/ I wish lj would give me more space. and ffff. i love rita. i hate being mean to her. knightmare_hime August 9 2009, 06:15:44 UTC
Of course you would say that... being that you are from the past.

[She smirks.]

Ignorant, deaf and stubborn. No wonder your friends are so afraid of you. To have such a string of negative attributes like that. You must have been a nuisance to all of them. For someone who has APPARENTLY figured out this place, you sure are clueless. People enter at different times. If it is your desire to turn a blind eye on pertinent information about your future, then you do not deserve to know who you happily shared your company with later on in your pathetic existence. I only intended to offer up some advice that might very well save your life. But since you would rather choose ignorance, I'll stop wasting my time and my breath.

Just remember, kid. You hurt him, and I'll make you regret it.

[Click.]

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She definitely asked for it. >_> It's about time someone told her she was a brat kyudousha August 9 2009, 15:50:19 UTC
[She ends up chucking the Dreamberry into a tree. This is happening far too often for it's liking. :/]

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