Naruto Horror Picture Show

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Ok... me and Drukas got silly, and started pondering what if the cast of Naruto were put in Rocky Horror.  Here's what we've got so far:

Janet (slut!):   Hinata
Brad (asshole!):  Sasuke
Rocky: Naruto (I know I know... typecasting but hey! he's the only blonde w/a tan)
Frankenfurter : Kabuto
Magenta: Temari
Columbia: Sakura or TenTen
RiffRaff: Gaara
Eddie (Meatloaf): Kankuro or Kiba (can't decide)
Dr. Scott: Iruka
The Criminologist (aka:Narrator): Shikamaru

all characters subject to change...

so what say you?