ONCE IS COINCIDENCE, .../ Chap 12 / How did you get into my life?
title: part3 / Shocking the Pumpkin
main pairing: Kyumin
side characters: Eunhae and other random characters
genre: fluff, romance, yaoismut
type: oneshots and short stories series, this is the 12th story
length: don't know yet, but it might be longer as i planned
rating: PG13 for this part 3
disclaimer: i don't own them, the plot is mine
summary: This will be a Kyumin one shot and short stories serial , some will be fluff, some will be M rated,you can figure out the theme from the title.
In the 12th story Lee Hyukjae and Lee Sungmin are two brothers living at the orphanage since they were 8 and 7 years old.Because they became adults, they were kicked out from the orphanage, and because they didn't find instantly any jobs, they needed money for food and a place to sleep.
So,they decided to pick up rich women or men and trick them to pay their dinner and to give them money for all kind of invented needs, but without sleeping with them, of course.
"Kyu, can i ask something from you?"
"What, what do you want from me ?"
"Chill down, why are you so scared? I'm not gonna ask you to give me your life, jezz! I want to ask you to call your friend and ask him about my brother. I need to know if he's okay, if he ate and where did he sleep, i need to see him!"
"Why don't you call him by yourself?"
"Do you think we have ever had money for spending on cell phones?"
"You're right, i'm sorry! Come here, i will video calling Hae and you will be able to see your brother, because i'm sure he slept with my friend...i mean, he slept in my friend's house."
Kyuhyun sat on the couch and placed his laptop on the coffee table.
Sungmin took a seat next to him, leaning onto his arm for a better sight to the laptop screen.
He doesn't possess a phone, but he is not a stranger to the IT world or to anything related to internet, because a rich business man sponsored the orphanage with computers, paid teachers and everything it was needed for the kids to be ready to step updated into the outside world after majoring.
Yes, the kids were well educated about science, literature, math, and anything you want, less about the cruel and phobic world from outside the orphanage.
"Hyukkie, i'm so happy to see you!", yelled the excited blonde. clinging and shaking Kyuhyun's arm, substituting him to his brother.
"Hi, baby Min, i was just getting ready to come and get you. I was worried you slept somewhere outside, and it was really cold yesterday. Hae calmed me a bit saying that his friend couldn't have the hearth to kick you out in the middle of the night, but i got worried again when mr Cho was surprised at Hae's question about you, then he abruptly ended the call!
We can meet in the park at our place in about an hour."
"Wait, wait Hyuk! Is your leg okay, and where did you sleep? And why are you calling Kyu's friend as Hae? Did you sleep with him, i mean did you sleep in his house?"
"You will get all your answers when we'll meet. I will answer only one question:i suppose i call him Hae for the same reason you call mr Cho as Kyu."
"Because it's short and cute name?"
"Exactly! Now, i have to take a shower and get ready. Bye mr Cho and thank you for taking care about my pumpkin brother.See you baby pumpkin in an hour, bye, i love you!"
On the screen popped up a still sleepy Donghae, next to Hyukjae, for giving his greetings to his friend and to his guest:
"Hi,Kyuhyunnie, i bet you have a nice hangover! I never saw you drinking so much, what got into you? I hope it was not again because of the bitch, sorry, sorry!"
"Kyu's problem is like already solved out! You and Kyu can count on it!", butted Sungmin on.
"KYU?! What is he talking about it, KYU?", smirked Donghae.
"Nothing important, really. I could bring Sungmin to meet his brother at your house. He is right, it's really cold outside for a park meeting.", changed Kyuhyun the topic.
"No need to come here, we will come over and meet for taking breakfast together at JOY CAFE, bye now i have to take my shower, see you in an hour!"
Kyuhyun laughed in his chin while closing his laptop:
"They definitely slept together!"
"No way, Hyukkie would never do something like that, at least not so soon and not with a man about he said he fell in love with!", protested Sungmin, slapping Kyuhyun's arm, gesture with which the taller man already got used.
"Of course they did it, just think about it. Your brother said he will take his shower and Hae said the same thing.
Besides Hae would never stop me from going to his home for no reason, he even gave me a spare key from his apartment if i would ever needed or if he wouldn't hear the alarm or my phone call in the morning and i would need to go for waking him up. He is the most heavy sleeper i ever saw.
"This is perfect! Let's hurry and go to his house without telling them. I am very curious!", grabbed the agitated shorter man, Kyuhyun's hand, dragging him to the lobby for dressing their winter clothes.
When they arrived in front of Donghae's apartment the blonde little devil demanded the key from
Kyuhyun. Being taller he rose his hand holding the key, as up as he could,trying to stop Sungmin from barging in his friend's apartment and taking the two men from inside unaware, but with no avail.
The shorter man tiptoed and jumped like a cute baby bunny, but when he saw he couldn't rich the key, he began to dig his fingers in Kyuhyun's ribs tickling him till he surrendered:
"I'll wait here, i don't want to see who knows what!"
Sungmin cracked softly the front door and tiptoed inside.
Kyuhyun panicked when he saw his new friend's pale face, after coming back and closing the door behind him:
"What, what? Are you feeling sick or what?"
"I can't believe what i...i saw!", gasped the blonde taping his chest for calming his heart.
Kyuhyun became really curious, so he stepped on his good intentions and sneaked in Donghae's apartment.
"Did you see?", asked Sungmin when the other came back.
"I'm not sure what did you see in the first place, to scare you like that.", laughed Kyuhyun at the pair of still shocked eyes."We should go and wait for them at the cafe."
"I will go, if you are calling your friend.", replied the blonde stubbornly refusing to move from the front of the door.
"Okay, you stubborn little..., you really like to make people's lives hard, huh?", mumbled Kyuhyun while calling Donghae.
Sungmin was making his own life hard,too,not only his brother's and Hae's lives.
That warm breath tickling his cheek while Sungmin was trying to listen to the phone conversation,was tickling Kyuhyun's inner stomach, too, not only his cheek .
"Hi, Kyuhyun-ah, just wait for us at the cafe, we are in the cab, but we are stuck in the traffic, so we will be late a bit.", was heard Donghae's voice in the phone's speakers.
"Why are you so stubborn? Let's go and wait for them in the cafe, they will come after...well, maybe one from them didn't take yet his shower. Why are you so upset, though?"
But Sungmin just took a seat on the floor with his back propped at the wall and his eyes fixed on Donghae's door.
After more than 20 minutes of waiting, Kyuhyun startled at Sungmin's loud:"AHA!!!GOTCHA!"
But then he burst into a hysterical laughter at the two busted men freezing in the door's frame.
Sungmin ran at his brother and wrapped his arm around his shoulder, whining in his neck crook:
"Hyukkie, do you love him more than me, now? You never lied to me for another person! Will you leave me for him?
I don't want to loose you! You are all i have, please don't leave me!"
Hyukjae hugged tightly his dongsaeng, wiping his wet cheeks and kissing his eyelids:
"What nonsense are you talking about? Why do i leave you? And when did i lie to you? It was Hae who lied his friend, not me! Only because he had something to do, and he didn't want to give detailed explanations to his friend. No offense mister Cho!"
"No problem, and don't call me mister, Kyuhyun will be okay, i'm your dongsaeng, though.
Now it's clear your brother's weird behavior which i didn't understand at all. He was just a cute jealous and possessive pumpkin over his brother.
As for you, mister liar, we will talk later about your reason to lie to me like that. So you had something to do, huh?", smirked Kyuhyun at his friend's flushed face and strong pouting.
"I...i...i", stammered Donghae, but was cut by Hyukjae who tried to find an excuse for both of them:
"It was only my own fault. After we talked in the morning i exercised my usual push ups and suddenly i had a painful cramp! And the time flew so fast while Hae massaged my muscles for killing the pain..."
"Yes, yes, that's why we were late, and i didn't want to give to you all these details.", smiled Donghae relieved to his still smirking friend.
"Bullshit! Hyukkie, you are lying again! I was there in the bedroom door and Kyu saw it, too!", yelled the blonde pushing away his brother's arms from him.
"Mister Cho, i mean Kyuhyun, what did my brother see?", asked Hyukjae with worry in his voice.
"What we both of us saw were four soles sticking out from under the coverlet.", smiled Kyuhyun.
"Oh, that's all?", sighed in relief both of the guilty men.
"Hyuk, you know that i would recognize any part of your body, including your soles! Hyuk, your soles were with the fingers upside, and the other pair of soles were with the fingers against the sheets, between your soles!", yelled Sungmin, tears filling again his eyes.
"That is what i was talking about, i was massaging his abdomen muscles for calming his cramps away."', gave Donghae a last try.
A thick tension clouded the air over the four men standing in the hall, till Kyuhyun cut the silence:
" I suggest to talk about anything you want while taking breakfast. My stomach began to have cramps from the hunger i feel, and i don't think Hae or anybody else could massage my hunger away, so let's just go!"
Nobody talked on the walk to the Joy Cafe, keeping the silence while eating, too.
"So, what if your brother slept with my friend? What's so big deal for you to be so upset, even to cry about? I don't get it! You are acting like a spoiled little rascal!", said Kyuhyun taking note at the sad eyes and pouting lips, and wiping with his thumb the spot of marmalade spread on that fluffy cheek.
"Because i dislike to be treated like a stupid little kid whom adults have to lie! Hyukkie, i don't mind you to be intimate or even in love with anyone you want, just don't lie to me and don't stop from loving me, too!
And you, mister Cho, you need to respect me, don't forget that i am older than you, and your trainer on top of that!", replied Sungmin slapping Kyuhyun's hand away from his cheek.
"What did i do?", laughed Kyuhyun at the cutie's tantrum.
"Trainer?", asked Hae and Hyuk in the same voice.
"You can't call your trainer a spoiled rascal, and i am not a rascal, period!
And yes i will be his trainer!", and Sungmin told his brother about his deal with Kyuhyun.
"This is perfect! So Hyuk can live in my house without worrying anymore about his brother who will live in your house! Kyuhyunnie, everything is perfect...and forgive me for lying to you. i didn't mean to!", gave Donghae a cheerful hug to his amused friend.
"Yes you meant it, but i forgive you and understand you!"', laughed Kyuhyun at his friend's happy face, but at Sungmin's enlarged eyes, too, when Donghae pulled his chair behind Hyukjae and propped his chin on his brother's shoulder, back hugging him and whispering something in his ear.
"Baby Min, i never intended to lie to you, i just wanted to protect your innocence and to avoid to give you a bad example! Please forgive me, and...please give me your blessing for my relationship with Hae! I really like him.", said Hyukjae, stretching his hand for caressing his brother's cheek.
"Of course i give my blessing for anything it makes you happy. And you don't have to lie me anymore, i'm not even so innocent as you think i am! I even got kissed last night! Oops...i mean...never mind!"
"What, what happened last night?Explain!", jumped up Hyukjae from his seat, startling everybody, especially Kyuhyun who already brought his hands up in sign of surrender.
"Nothing happened last night, hyung!I slept the whole night in Kyu's bed.", hurried Sungmin to correct his mistake.
"In Kyu's s bed?", asked Hyukjae in a high pitched voice.
"Don't misunderstand things, he didn't sleep with me in his bed, but on the couch."
"So, how in the earth you got kissed, then?"
"It was only a harmless kiss, part from the deal,nothing bad happened. Anyways Kyu fell asleep during the kiss!"
"Well done, my friend!", laughed Donghae patting Kyuhyun's back.
"Can i take a selca with my trainer, for marking our first day from the training?", asked Kyuhyun , trying to avert the attention from the embarrassing topic.
"First lesson from your training is that you should take the real life like a FAIRY TALE.", smiled Sungmin dreamily.
"Real life is not a fairy tale! For example if you loose your shoe at midnight, it only means you are wearing the wrong size or you are too drunk and you should go home and sleep.", replied the snarky trainee.
"Don't tell me that there is no romance in your personality! Don't tell me you never wished upon a star!",said Sugmin shocked at his trainee's replies.
"According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late.
That star is dead!
Just like your dream!"
"Oh, my God! No wonder that your Seohyun didn't fall for you! Yet!
I will have much work to do with you, but nothing is impossible when Lee Sungmin is putting something in his mind! You will be an entirely different person in a month, starting from now! That's a promise!"
"His changing already began from the moment he saw you for the first time!", laughed Donghae, earning a sharp glance from his friend.
main pairing: Kyumin
side characters: Eunhae and other random characters
genre: fluff, romance, yaoismut
type: oneshots and short stories series, this is the 12th story
length: don't know yet, but it might be longer as i planned
rating: PG13 for this part 3
disclaimer: i don't own them, the plot is mine
summary: This will be a Kyumin one shot and short stories serial , some will be fluff, some will be M rated,you can figure out the theme from the title.
In the 12th story Lee Hyukjae and Lee Sungmin are two brothers living at the orphanage since they were 8 and 7 years old.Because they became adults, they were kicked out from the orphanage, and because they didn't find instantly any jobs, they needed money for food and a place to sleep.
So,they decided to pick up rich women or men and trick them to pay their dinner and to give them money for all kind of invented needs, but without sleeping with them, of course.
"Kyu, can i ask something from you?"
"What, what do you want from me ?"
"Chill down, why are you so scared? I'm not gonna ask you to give me your life, jezz! I want to ask you to call your friend and ask him about my brother. I need to know if he's okay, if he ate and where did he sleep, i need to see him!"
"Why don't you call him by yourself?"
"Do you think we have ever had money for spending on cell phones?"
"You're right, i'm sorry! Come here, i will video calling Hae and you will be able to see your brother, because i'm sure he slept with my friend...i mean, he slept in my friend's house."
Kyuhyun sat on the couch and placed his laptop on the coffee table.
Sungmin took a seat next to him, leaning onto his arm for a better sight to the laptop screen.
He doesn't possess a phone, but he is not a stranger to the IT world or to anything related to internet, because a rich business man sponsored the orphanage with computers, paid teachers and everything it was needed for the kids to be ready to step updated into the outside world after majoring.
Yes, the kids were well educated about science, literature, math, and anything you want, less about the cruel and phobic world from outside the orphanage.
"Hyukkie, i'm so happy to see you!", yelled the excited blonde. clinging and shaking Kyuhyun's arm, substituting him to his brother.
"Hi, baby Min, i was just getting ready to come and get you. I was worried you slept somewhere outside, and it was really cold yesterday. Hae calmed me a bit saying that his friend couldn't have the hearth to kick you out in the middle of the night, but i got worried again when mr Cho was surprised at Hae's question about you, then he abruptly ended the call!
We can meet in the park at our place in about an hour."
"Wait, wait Hyuk! Is your leg okay, and where did you sleep? And why are you calling Kyu's friend as Hae? Did you sleep with him, i mean did you sleep in his house?"
"You will get all your answers when we'll meet. I will answer only one question:i suppose i call him Hae for the same reason you call mr Cho as Kyu."
"Because it's short and cute name?"
"Exactly! Now, i have to take a shower and get ready. Bye mr Cho and thank you for taking care about my pumpkin brother.See you baby pumpkin in an hour, bye, i love you!"
On the screen popped up a still sleepy Donghae, next to Hyukjae, for giving his greetings to his friend and to his guest:
"Hi,Kyuhyunnie, i bet you have a nice hangover! I never saw you drinking so much, what got into you? I hope it was not again because of the bitch, sorry, sorry!"
"Kyu's problem is like already solved out! You and Kyu can count on it!", butted Sungmin on.
"KYU?! What is he talking about it, KYU?", smirked Donghae.
"Nothing important, really. I could bring Sungmin to meet his brother at your house. He is right, it's really cold outside for a park meeting.", changed Kyuhyun the topic.
"No need to come here, we will come over and meet for taking breakfast together at JOY CAFE, bye now i have to take my shower, see you in an hour!"
Kyuhyun laughed in his chin while closing his laptop:
"They definitely slept together!"
"No way, Hyukkie would never do something like that, at least not so soon and not with a man about he said he fell in love with!", protested Sungmin, slapping Kyuhyun's arm, gesture with which the taller man already got used.
"Of course they did it, just think about it. Your brother said he will take his shower and Hae said the same thing.
Besides Hae would never stop me from going to his home for no reason, he even gave me a spare key from his apartment if i would ever needed or if he wouldn't hear the alarm or my phone call in the morning and i would need to go for waking him up. He is the most heavy sleeper i ever saw.
"This is perfect! Let's hurry and go to his house without telling them. I am very curious!", grabbed the agitated shorter man, Kyuhyun's hand, dragging him to the lobby for dressing their winter clothes.
When they arrived in front of Donghae's apartment the blonde little devil demanded the key from
Kyuhyun. Being taller he rose his hand holding the key, as up as he could,trying to stop Sungmin from barging in his friend's apartment and taking the two men from inside unaware, but with no avail.
The shorter man tiptoed and jumped like a cute baby bunny, but when he saw he couldn't rich the key, he began to dig his fingers in Kyuhyun's ribs tickling him till he surrendered:
"I'll wait here, i don't want to see who knows what!"
Sungmin cracked softly the front door and tiptoed inside.
Kyuhyun panicked when he saw his new friend's pale face, after coming back and closing the door behind him:
"What, what? Are you feeling sick or what?"
"I can't believe what i...i saw!", gasped the blonde taping his chest for calming his heart.
Kyuhyun became really curious, so he stepped on his good intentions and sneaked in Donghae's apartment.
"Did you see?", asked Sungmin when the other came back.
"I'm not sure what did you see in the first place, to scare you like that.", laughed Kyuhyun at the pair of still shocked eyes."We should go and wait for them at the cafe."
"I will go, if you are calling your friend.", replied the blonde stubbornly refusing to move from the front of the door.
"Okay, you stubborn little..., you really like to make people's lives hard, huh?", mumbled Kyuhyun while calling Donghae.
Sungmin was making his own life hard,too,not only his brother's and Hae's lives.
That warm breath tickling his cheek while Sungmin was trying to listen to the phone conversation,was tickling Kyuhyun's inner stomach, too, not only his cheek .
"Hi, Kyuhyun-ah, just wait for us at the cafe, we are in the cab, but we are stuck in the traffic, so we will be late a bit.", was heard Donghae's voice in the phone's speakers.
"Why are you so stubborn? Let's go and wait for them in the cafe, they will come after...well, maybe one from them didn't take yet his shower. Why are you so upset, though?"
But Sungmin just took a seat on the floor with his back propped at the wall and his eyes fixed on Donghae's door.
After more than 20 minutes of waiting, Kyuhyun startled at Sungmin's loud:"AHA!!!GOTCHA!"
But then he burst into a hysterical laughter at the two busted men freezing in the door's frame.
Sungmin ran at his brother and wrapped his arm around his shoulder, whining in his neck crook:
"Hyukkie, do you love him more than me, now? You never lied to me for another person! Will you leave me for him?
I don't want to loose you! You are all i have, please don't leave me!"
Hyukjae hugged tightly his dongsaeng, wiping his wet cheeks and kissing his eyelids:
"What nonsense are you talking about? Why do i leave you? And when did i lie to you? It was Hae who lied his friend, not me! Only because he had something to do, and he didn't want to give detailed explanations to his friend. No offense mister Cho!"
"No problem, and don't call me mister, Kyuhyun will be okay, i'm your dongsaeng, though.
Now it's clear your brother's weird behavior which i didn't understand at all. He was just a cute jealous and possessive pumpkin over his brother.
As for you, mister liar, we will talk later about your reason to lie to me like that. So you had something to do, huh?", smirked Kyuhyun at his friend's flushed face and strong pouting.
"I...i...i", stammered Donghae, but was cut by Hyukjae who tried to find an excuse for both of them:
"It was only my own fault. After we talked in the morning i exercised my usual push ups and suddenly i had a painful cramp! And the time flew so fast while Hae massaged my muscles for killing the pain..."
"Yes, yes, that's why we were late, and i didn't want to give to you all these details.", smiled Donghae relieved to his still smirking friend.
"Bullshit! Hyukkie, you are lying again! I was there in the bedroom door and Kyu saw it, too!", yelled the blonde pushing away his brother's arms from him.
"Mister Cho, i mean Kyuhyun, what did my brother see?", asked Hyukjae with worry in his voice.
"What we both of us saw were four soles sticking out from under the coverlet.", smiled Kyuhyun.
"Oh, that's all?", sighed in relief both of the guilty men.
"Hyuk, you know that i would recognize any part of your body, including your soles! Hyuk, your soles were with the fingers upside, and the other pair of soles were with the fingers against the sheets, between your soles!", yelled Sungmin, tears filling again his eyes.
"That is what i was talking about, i was massaging his abdomen muscles for calming his cramps away."', gave Donghae a last try.
A thick tension clouded the air over the four men standing in the hall, till Kyuhyun cut the silence:
" I suggest to talk about anything you want while taking breakfast. My stomach began to have cramps from the hunger i feel, and i don't think Hae or anybody else could massage my hunger away, so let's just go!"
Nobody talked on the walk to the Joy Cafe, keeping the silence while eating, too.
"So, what if your brother slept with my friend? What's so big deal for you to be so upset, even to cry about? I don't get it! You are acting like a spoiled little rascal!", said Kyuhyun taking note at the sad eyes and pouting lips, and wiping with his thumb the spot of marmalade spread on that fluffy cheek.
"Because i dislike to be treated like a stupid little kid whom adults have to lie! Hyukkie, i don't mind you to be intimate or even in love with anyone you want, just don't lie to me and don't stop from loving me, too!
And you, mister Cho, you need to respect me, don't forget that i am older than you, and your trainer on top of that!", replied Sungmin slapping Kyuhyun's hand away from his cheek.
"What did i do?", laughed Kyuhyun at the cutie's tantrum.
"Trainer?", asked Hae and Hyuk in the same voice.
"You can't call your trainer a spoiled rascal, and i am not a rascal, period!
And yes i will be his trainer!", and Sungmin told his brother about his deal with Kyuhyun.
"This is perfect! So Hyuk can live in my house without worrying anymore about his brother who will live in your house! Kyuhyunnie, everything is perfect...and forgive me for lying to you. i didn't mean to!", gave Donghae a cheerful hug to his amused friend.
"Yes you meant it, but i forgive you and understand you!"', laughed Kyuhyun at his friend's happy face, but at Sungmin's enlarged eyes, too, when Donghae pulled his chair behind Hyukjae and propped his chin on his brother's shoulder, back hugging him and whispering something in his ear.
"Baby Min, i never intended to lie to you, i just wanted to protect your innocence and to avoid to give you a bad example! Please forgive me, and...please give me your blessing for my relationship with Hae! I really like him.", said Hyukjae, stretching his hand for caressing his brother's cheek.
"Of course i give my blessing for anything it makes you happy. And you don't have to lie me anymore, i'm not even so innocent as you think i am! I even got kissed last night! Oops...i mean...never mind!"
"What, what happened last night?Explain!", jumped up Hyukjae from his seat, startling everybody, especially Kyuhyun who already brought his hands up in sign of surrender.
"Nothing happened last night, hyung!I slept the whole night in Kyu's bed.", hurried Sungmin to correct his mistake.
"In Kyu's s bed?", asked Hyukjae in a high pitched voice.
"Don't misunderstand things, he didn't sleep with me in his bed, but on the couch."
"So, how in the earth you got kissed, then?"
"It was only a harmless kiss, part from the deal,nothing bad happened. Anyways Kyu fell asleep during the kiss!"
"Well done, my friend!", laughed Donghae patting Kyuhyun's back.
"Can i take a selca with my trainer, for marking our first day from the training?", asked Kyuhyun , trying to avert the attention from the embarrassing topic.
"First lesson from your training is that you should take the real life like a FAIRY TALE.", smiled Sungmin dreamily.
"Real life is not a fairy tale! For example if you loose your shoe at midnight, it only means you are wearing the wrong size or you are too drunk and you should go home and sleep.", replied the snarky trainee.
"Don't tell me that there is no romance in your personality! Don't tell me you never wished upon a star!",said Sugmin shocked at his trainee's replies.
"According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late.
That star is dead!
Just like your dream!"
"Oh, my God! No wonder that your Seohyun didn't fall for you! Yet!
I will have much work to do with you, but nothing is impossible when Lee Sungmin is putting something in his mind! You will be an entirely different person in a month, starting from now! That's a promise!"
"His changing already began from the moment he saw you for the first time!", laughed Donghae, earning a sharp glance from his friend.