ONCE IS COINCIDENCE, .../ Chap 12 / How did you get into my life?
title: part2 / How did you get into my house?
main pairing: Kyumin
side characters: Eunhae and other random characters
genre: fluff, romance, yaoismut
type: oneshots and short stories series, this is the 12th story
length: don't know yet, but it might be longer as i planned
rating: PG13 for this part 2
disclaimer: i don't own them, the plot is mine
summary: This will be a Kyumin one shot and short stories serial , some will be fluff, some will be M rated,you can figure out the theme from the title.
In the 12th story Lee Hyukjae and Lee Sungmin are two brothers living at the orphanage since they were 8 and 7 years old.Because they became adults, they were kicked out from the orphanage, and because they didn't find instantly any jobs, they needed money for food and a place to sleep.
So,they decided to pick up rich women or men and trick them to pay their dinner and to give them money for all kind of invented needs, but without sleeping with them, of course.
Every time Sungmin's stomach is too full, he is always getting sleepy. The same happened to him after the plentiful and expensive dinner the two gentlemen paid for him and his brother, at that fancy restaurant.
His head was already lolling at the time the waiter poured in the glasses the red, old wine.
Kyuhyun's eyes were plastered at the sleepy man's enticing face, having all kind of inappropriate thoughts. He was drinking one glass after another, trying to figure out what was happening to him.
When his hand went unwittingly to the head rested on the table and caressed gently the soft mop of hair, he understood in his clouded brain that he was dead drunk.
And when a pair of innocent, due eyes looked up at him in surprise, he heard himself whispering:
"You are so so beau...tiful..."
Kyuhyun's reverie was harshly cut off by a strange hand pulling away his fingers running on the blonde hair. Then the hand clenched around Sungmin's throat, pulling him up violently...What a!!!
Kyuhyun didn't have too much time to process what was happening, because a strong punch in his shoulder sent him down to the ground and his consciousness went blank.
Blurred images of the two brothers fighting with some obscure characters and his friend's voice yelling Hyukjae's name, were playing in his intoxicated brain.
He heard Donghae's voice telling the blonde guy something about Kyuhyun's wallet (?), while the said guy was slapping lightly his cheek. He felt like in a dream, his body pushed by two strong arms in a yellow car which could be a cab. Then the same two arms carried him in his apartment.
"Ah!", gasped Kyuhyun when his head hit the arm of his couch.
"I would never have thought you are so heavy!", huffed the blonde, dropping exhausted on the couch his drunk load like a sack of potatoes.
Kyuhyun didn't let go at the only stable thing from his waving world, so Sungmin stumbled and felt down on top of the laying man.
Kyuhyun began to sing sang between his silly laughter and loud hiccups:
"Who are you and ha, ha, who am i?! Hic! Wait! I know who are you! You are...you are... so drunk, hic, that you felt down over me, ha, ha!"
Sungmin didn't feel offended by the other's words. Actually he found his hiccups and silliness funny and cute.
"And why are you always falling on top of me?", continued Kyuhyun to laugh, his laughter fading slowly in a husky whisper:"...and why are you so damned beautiful? I love the devil from your angel eyes, i love the sin from your heavenly lips..."
"And you, why are you so drunk?", tried Sungmin to take the other's disturbing words like a nonsense delivered by a mind saturated with alcohol, even though his heart fluttered a bit. Not only at those cheesy words, but at the warm fingers tracing the outline of his shaking lips, too.
"You are beautiful, even though i am drunk. Tomorrow morning i will be sober, but you will still be beautiful.
I yearned to taste these lips of yours from the first moment i saw you, so i suggest you to give me a kiss!",said Kyuhyun, his hiccuping stopping out of the blue.
"But i am not sure if i am gay or not...besides it's not proper to kiss so soon...", blubbered the blonde, holding himself not to laugh at Kyuhyun's hilarious pursed lips, but holding himself from fulfilling his wish, too and simply giving the kiss to the man.
"Same here! I am not sure anymore if i am still straight, like i always was. Actually i am in love with the sweetest girl from earth, but Seohyun doesn't care about me!
Anyway, i wish so badly to kiss you, that my stomach hurts, so you have two choices!
One: stop being so fucking attractive, and two: make out with me!
It's your choice!", yelled Kyuhyun pulling the man from a top of him, towards his face, pursing again his lips and staring deeply at those two enticing pieces of pinkish flesh.
"I will do it, but only with one condition!", laughed the blonde with a christmas bell like voice, which intoxicated even more Kyuhyun's last drop of sanity.
"Anything...consider it like already done, and now let's just kiss already! Other parts from me are already hurting, not just my stomach.", laughed Kyuhyun as well.
Sungmin let himself carried by his own strange desire to have a taste from those inviting, plump lips. So he timidly swept his bottom lip between the other's half parted ones, startling a bit at the low moan accompanied by the gust of hot air exhaled jerkily.
But Kyuhyun wasn't fully satisfied just by that delicate brushing. He pressed their lips together almost aggressively, poking repeatedly with the tip of his tongue the warm inside of Sungmin's mouth, licking and sucking with sloppy sounds his soft lips and his honey sweet tongue.
When Sungmin felt hands trying to sneak under his shirt, he got ready to stop the whole madness, but he didn't have to...because the kiss went sloppier and sloppier, till it was replaced by a soft nibbling mixed with a light and funny snore.
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Next day:
Kyuhyun's POV:
//What is this hell noise? Oh, the phone...
Hi, Hae...what a fuck are you calling so early in the morning, isn't Saturday today? I'm still tired and i'm feeling weird...Tell me how did i get home? My head is hurting like hell, reminding me that i drank a lot last night...Who? Why do you ask me about the blonde guy, how should i know? What are you saying? What, what?//
Kyuhyun almost dropped the phone when a cheerful voice greeted him fro behind his bedroom's cracked door.
He managed to control his dizziness and got up hastily from the couch...Couch?!!!
"What a...! How did you get into my house?! And why was i sleeping on the couch and you in my bed?!"
"Because i was too tired to drag your heavy body in the bedroom, but don't worry, beginning with next night it will be me sleeping on the couch, or maybe you have a guest room to give me? I didn't get to see entirely our whole apartment. I saw only the bedroom, the bathroom and the kitchen.By the way, we don't have to cook today, because mom brought something to eat, she said it's your favorite..."
"STOP! STOP! NEXT NIGHT YOU'LL SLEEP ON THE COUCH?! OUR APARTMENT?! EXPLAIN!!!", screamed Kyuhyun hysterically, his temple vein almost exploding.
"Hey, hey, calm down! Hangover and anger it's not a good combination for your health. Besides mom told me to be careful with your blood pressure, this causing your dad's death, God rest his soul, and mom is afraid for you not to inherit this from him...But..."
"I said stop! This is not happening, i am still sleeping and this is a nightmare!", screamed again Kyuhyun slapping hard his cheeks till his wrists were grabbed by the intruder from his house. He was even wearing his blue pajamas shirt, with no pants.
God dammit Kyuhyun, how can your brain notice that the weird noisy creature was looking overly cute in that big and large shirt, reaching to his knees and showing only his hairless sexy legs and his enticing collarbones.
"Don't be angry with me, please, i don't want you to hate me. As i see you don't remember, but it's okay, i will tell you everything. But first i want to have a bath, i didn't have time to wash myself, because mom was here very quickly after we talk to the phone."
"What? How did you talk to my mom to the phone and why are you calling her as MOM?"
"Well, your phone was keep ringing and you were too deep asleep for hearing it...and it was really annoying, so i answered and talk to your mother, who said she would be happy to know her son's partner, and she is happy that
finally is somebody in his life.
She also said she liked the coffee i made for her, and told me to call her mom, not mrs."
"Oh my God, now mom is thinking i have a male lover, she might even tell Seohyun that i am gay, and my chances will really go to zero! What a fuck did you do?!"
"I thought you hate swearing, you kept telling me no to swear when i was trapped in the elevator doors. And i didn't say to mom that we are lovers, but neither deny that i am in your life, because this is the truth, i am in your life now! I'm going to take a bath."
Kyuhyun dropped his body on the carpeted floor of his bedroom with his pulsing head in his palms. He understands nothing. All he remembers is that his stupid friend brought him to a gay club, where they met the two dangerous brothers...well, at least one from them is for sure dangerous. After that they took dinner and he got drunk. Some bullies attacked them, then...his memory film was cut from that moment.
His train of thoughts was cut by the same voice who constantly assaulted his senses from the moment he woke up:
"Kyu! You can come in, i am already in the foamed water. I will tell you about me and my brother and what happened last night while taking the bath. I know you are impatient to know everything, and i hope you don't mind me for calling you Kyu, it's short and cute, besides you are my dongsaeng, so come here!"
Kyuhyun thought a bit if he should enter the bathroom or not, but the weirdo was right, he was impatient to find out what was happening suddenly with his quiet and patriarchal life.
"Are you always so noisy and talkative?", asked he, opening the door and stepping inside with his back.
He sat down on the small mat from the floor , with his back propped on the tiled bath tub... "TALK!"
"Where should i begin? Me and Hyukjae..."
"I don't care about that, tell me why are you in my house and why do you think you will still be here tomorrow, too?",cut him Kyuhyun in a cold tone, intending to intimidate the little minx who invaded his house and life.
"It was exactly what i was trying to tell you, but if you will keep interrupting me like that i might omit important parts. So, just shut up and listen, and you can put questions when i will finish, okay?
As i already told you last night, me and Hyukkie lived at the orphanage since we were 7 and 8 years old. When he was 18, they let us to live there one year more till i'll be 18, too. Then we were lucky with the new orphanage headmaster who offered us jobs there and a room to live. We were content , even though the salaries were low, but at least we had a roof over our heads and a warm meal in our stomachs every day. This happened till last year when the headmaster passed away and somebody else replaced her. That somebody kicked us out and since then we managed to get a few jobs here and there, but nothing stable. The label of orphans was not helping us at all, even though we got a pretty high education there. But we didn't have money for college, and you know how important is a diploma today for any employer.
Between the happy times we had something to work, we often remained with no money for renting a room to sleep, and no money for buying food. You will be disgusted to hear that we ate sometimes food given to us by an old married couple of homeless people, food found by them in the street dumpsters or collected from the fastfood tables at the closing time.
Someday, when we were working for a new opened hair saloon, who hired us for sharing advertising flyers to the passer-biers, two elegant ahjhumas took us at their home.
No, don't think at something pervert, i suppose they just liked us for who knows what reason.All what they wanted from us was to admire us, as they said. They bought us food and fancy clothes, and pampered us for a few weeks, till their husbands came home from the long business trip they were gone.
So we were kicked out again, but it was a good part of this experience we lived: Hyuk had this idea to take advantage by our enticing look as the two ahjhumas told us we have, and to hook rich women and rich men and make them to give us money for a place to sleep and to make them paying our dinner. Because we usually ate once a day, in the dinner time."
"Like me and Donghae did", whispered Kyuhyun bitterly.
"Yes, i admit, but i assure you that you are not the same like our previous targets. I swear! Not you, neither your friend!"
"What make us different? Maybe the fact we are not rich enough? You don't have to lie to me."
"Exactly! I never told the truth to anybody else, but you. I feel like you are a special person, completely different from any person i met before. As for your friend, the fact that my brother fell in love with him makes him a special person, too, because my brother is a very special guy, you will agree when you'll get to know him better."
"Okay, so those attackers were some jealous husbands or what?"
"No, those were hired by the man who threatened me in the club."
"I remember he said something about you paying a debt. Did he give you a loan or something, do you have money to give him?"
"No, nothing like that. That day we were really desperate, we slept for two nights in the waiting room from the train station by courtesy of a kind employee who almost lost his job because of us, so we had to sleep in the park on a bench the next night. It was awfully cold, the snow covered us almost entirely when this man walked pass us and got pity on us. At least so we thought. He brought us to a building which he said it's a pension owned by him, fed us and let us to sleep in a warm bed.
But when we woke up, he tried to force us to sign something like an engagement for paying back the money he spent with us. Shortly he tried to force us to become male prostitute. That was not a pension, but a brothel. We managed to run away, but he always track us and try to scare us. Luckily we learned at the orphanage how to fight and to protect ourselves by bullies. Till now we managed to beat all the animals he sent for getting us.
It was new for him to appear in person last night, usually he sent his bullies for us, but last night he proposed to me to become his lover, not his employee, he said he fell in love with my beauty...i know it's just one from his tricks to get us in his trap."
"He might have telling the truth, i don't blame him, though.", murmured Kyuhyun, mostly for himself to hear.
"How can you say that you don't blame him? He is a fucking pimp! Pardon my language!", got upset the man from the tub, slapping with his wet palm Kyuhyun's nape.
"I was not talking about what he tried to do to you and your bro, but i was just saying i think he was telling the truth that he fell in love with your beauty, because...rmmm...nothing...just tell me what happened next. I only remember about Hae telling you something about my wallet.", stammered Kyuhyun while wiping the trace of that soft palm from his nape.
"Hyuk was sent to the ground by one of the animals and his leg was almost broken. I was busy with fighting with the other bully, so your friend helped him. By the time the both bullies were annihilated, you were unconscious and my brother was hardly able to walk, so your friend said he will take care about Hyuk while me taking care of you. He said to take a cab and take you home. As for the wallet, don't worry, i didn't steal anything, i just needed your ID for finding your address, and money for the cab."
"I am not worried about you stealing from me. Just explain me why should you still be here tomorrow."
"You agreed my condition!"
"I was drunk! What condition, and for what?"
"Excuses, excuses! So what if you were drunk? You said that today you will be sober, but i will still be beautiful!
You agreed my condition, for letting you kiss me!"
"What? I didn't!"
"Oh, yes, you did! At least ha, ha, till you fell asleep!"
"What a hell are you talking about? I asked you to kiss and i fell asleep right after? It was the alcohol asking that, not me, you shouldn't have to listen my drunken bullshit. I only want to kiss my Seohyun!"
"Wrong! You fell asleep while kissing, not after asking me to kiss. And if you say that you were talking bullshit, then saying last night that you are in love with that Seohyun must be bull shit, too!",laughed Sungmin ruffling Kyuhyun's hair like treating a small child.
"Don't wet my hair, and tell me what was your condition you are saying i agreed.", pouted Kyuhyun fixing his mop of disheveled hair, and scratching his scalp where he was still feeling the touch of those annoying fingers.
"Well, i let you kiss me in exchange to let me be your apartment mate, meaning to let me sleep here and to let me eat from your food. Not for free of course!"
"Whaaat!!! What do you take me for? Do you think i am like that pimp, feeding you and giving you a bed to sleep and ask you to be my lover in exchange? I am not gay, and i don't want you in my house!", screamed Kyuhyun standing up, but still with his back at the tub."
"What are you taking ME for?!!! I am not a prostitute to sell my body for a fucking food and bed! I just let you kiss me last night only because you saved me twice, and mostly because you seemed so desperate to taste my lips, as you said by yourself! And i was talking about paying my share of food and my bed with becoming your trainer, you stupid asshole! Give me a towel!", yelled the man about Kyuhyun guessed he was stepping out from the bathtub...naked and wet!
"What trainer are you talking about?!And why are you calling me asshole, you jerk?! Here is the towel!"", screamed Kyuhyun extending his arm at the back, over his head to give the naked man a towel, because picturing him naked and wet was making him even angrier than he already was.
"I will train you for making that woman yours. Give me one month and she will be on her knees in front of you, begging you to take her! You can turn around now!"
"How many relationships did you have, and how many times you were in love to be able to lecture me about love?", laughed Kyuhyun, his laughter fading abruptly when he turned around and was greeted by the half naked perfect body, dripping and shinning like a golden renaissance statue.
"None! But i know everything about love from the many books i read and from many movies i watched. I also can do more online research. Besides you don't have to know about my method, all you have to do is to do everything i ask you to do for a month, and if Seohyun will not be yours, you can kick me out from your house, from your life, and you will never see me again! What do you say, getting Seohyun as yours payed with a bed for me and a plate of food, doesn't sound such a bad deal for you, hmm?"
main pairing: Kyumin
side characters: Eunhae and other random characters
genre: fluff, romance, yaoismut
type: oneshots and short stories series, this is the 12th story
length: don't know yet, but it might be longer as i planned
rating: PG13 for this part 2
disclaimer: i don't own them, the plot is mine
summary: This will be a Kyumin one shot and short stories serial , some will be fluff, some will be M rated,you can figure out the theme from the title.
In the 12th story Lee Hyukjae and Lee Sungmin are two brothers living at the orphanage since they were 8 and 7 years old.Because they became adults, they were kicked out from the orphanage, and because they didn't find instantly any jobs, they needed money for food and a place to sleep.
So,they decided to pick up rich women or men and trick them to pay their dinner and to give them money for all kind of invented needs, but without sleeping with them, of course.
Every time Sungmin's stomach is too full, he is always getting sleepy. The same happened to him after the plentiful and expensive dinner the two gentlemen paid for him and his brother, at that fancy restaurant.
His head was already lolling at the time the waiter poured in the glasses the red, old wine.
Kyuhyun's eyes were plastered at the sleepy man's enticing face, having all kind of inappropriate thoughts. He was drinking one glass after another, trying to figure out what was happening to him.
When his hand went unwittingly to the head rested on the table and caressed gently the soft mop of hair, he understood in his clouded brain that he was dead drunk.
And when a pair of innocent, due eyes looked up at him in surprise, he heard himself whispering:
"You are so so beau...tiful..."
Kyuhyun's reverie was harshly cut off by a strange hand pulling away his fingers running on the blonde hair. Then the hand clenched around Sungmin's throat, pulling him up violently...What a!!!
Kyuhyun didn't have too much time to process what was happening, because a strong punch in his shoulder sent him down to the ground and his consciousness went blank.
Blurred images of the two brothers fighting with some obscure characters and his friend's voice yelling Hyukjae's name, were playing in his intoxicated brain.
He heard Donghae's voice telling the blonde guy something about Kyuhyun's wallet (?), while the said guy was slapping lightly his cheek. He felt like in a dream, his body pushed by two strong arms in a yellow car which could be a cab. Then the same two arms carried him in his apartment.
"Ah!", gasped Kyuhyun when his head hit the arm of his couch.
"I would never have thought you are so heavy!", huffed the blonde, dropping exhausted on the couch his drunk load like a sack of potatoes.
Kyuhyun didn't let go at the only stable thing from his waving world, so Sungmin stumbled and felt down on top of the laying man.
Kyuhyun began to sing sang between his silly laughter and loud hiccups:
"Who are you and ha, ha, who am i?! Hic! Wait! I know who are you! You are...you are... so drunk, hic, that you felt down over me, ha, ha!"
Sungmin didn't feel offended by the other's words. Actually he found his hiccups and silliness funny and cute.
"And why are you always falling on top of me?", continued Kyuhyun to laugh, his laughter fading slowly in a husky whisper:"...and why are you so damned beautiful? I love the devil from your angel eyes, i love the sin from your heavenly lips..."
"And you, why are you so drunk?", tried Sungmin to take the other's disturbing words like a nonsense delivered by a mind saturated with alcohol, even though his heart fluttered a bit. Not only at those cheesy words, but at the warm fingers tracing the outline of his shaking lips, too.
"You are beautiful, even though i am drunk. Tomorrow morning i will be sober, but you will still be beautiful.
I yearned to taste these lips of yours from the first moment i saw you, so i suggest you to give me a kiss!",said Kyuhyun, his hiccuping stopping out of the blue.
"But i am not sure if i am gay or not...besides it's not proper to kiss so soon...", blubbered the blonde, holding himself not to laugh at Kyuhyun's hilarious pursed lips, but holding himself from fulfilling his wish, too and simply giving the kiss to the man.
"Same here! I am not sure anymore if i am still straight, like i always was. Actually i am in love with the sweetest girl from earth, but Seohyun doesn't care about me!
Anyway, i wish so badly to kiss you, that my stomach hurts, so you have two choices!
One: stop being so fucking attractive, and two: make out with me!
It's your choice!", yelled Kyuhyun pulling the man from a top of him, towards his face, pursing again his lips and staring deeply at those two enticing pieces of pinkish flesh.
"I will do it, but only with one condition!", laughed the blonde with a christmas bell like voice, which intoxicated even more Kyuhyun's last drop of sanity.
"Anything...consider it like already done, and now let's just kiss already! Other parts from me are already hurting, not just my stomach.", laughed Kyuhyun as well.
Sungmin let himself carried by his own strange desire to have a taste from those inviting, plump lips. So he timidly swept his bottom lip between the other's half parted ones, startling a bit at the low moan accompanied by the gust of hot air exhaled jerkily.
But Kyuhyun wasn't fully satisfied just by that delicate brushing. He pressed their lips together almost aggressively, poking repeatedly with the tip of his tongue the warm inside of Sungmin's mouth, licking and sucking with sloppy sounds his soft lips and his honey sweet tongue.
When Sungmin felt hands trying to sneak under his shirt, he got ready to stop the whole madness, but he didn't have to...because the kiss went sloppier and sloppier, till it was replaced by a soft nibbling mixed with a light and funny snore.
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Next day:
Kyuhyun's POV:
//What is this hell noise? Oh, the phone...
Hi, Hae...what a fuck are you calling so early in the morning, isn't Saturday today? I'm still tired and i'm feeling weird...Tell me how did i get home? My head is hurting like hell, reminding me that i drank a lot last night...Who? Why do you ask me about the blonde guy, how should i know? What are you saying? What, what?//
Kyuhyun almost dropped the phone when a cheerful voice greeted him fro behind his bedroom's cracked door.
He managed to control his dizziness and got up hastily from the couch...Couch?!!!
"What a...! How did you get into my house?! And why was i sleeping on the couch and you in my bed?!"
"Because i was too tired to drag your heavy body in the bedroom, but don't worry, beginning with next night it will be me sleeping on the couch, or maybe you have a guest room to give me? I didn't get to see entirely our whole apartment. I saw only the bedroom, the bathroom and the kitchen.By the way, we don't have to cook today, because mom brought something to eat, she said it's your favorite..."
"STOP! STOP! NEXT NIGHT YOU'LL SLEEP ON THE COUCH?! OUR APARTMENT?! EXPLAIN!!!", screamed Kyuhyun hysterically, his temple vein almost exploding.
"Hey, hey, calm down! Hangover and anger it's not a good combination for your health. Besides mom told me to be careful with your blood pressure, this causing your dad's death, God rest his soul, and mom is afraid for you not to inherit this from him...But..."
"I said stop! This is not happening, i am still sleeping and this is a nightmare!", screamed again Kyuhyun slapping hard his cheeks till his wrists were grabbed by the intruder from his house. He was even wearing his blue pajamas shirt, with no pants.
God dammit Kyuhyun, how can your brain notice that the weird noisy creature was looking overly cute in that big and large shirt, reaching to his knees and showing only his hairless sexy legs and his enticing collarbones.
"Don't be angry with me, please, i don't want you to hate me. As i see you don't remember, but it's okay, i will tell you everything. But first i want to have a bath, i didn't have time to wash myself, because mom was here very quickly after we talk to the phone."
"What? How did you talk to my mom to the phone and why are you calling her as MOM?"
"Well, your phone was keep ringing and you were too deep asleep for hearing it...and it was really annoying, so i answered and talk to your mother, who said she would be happy to know her son's partner, and she is happy that
finally is somebody in his life.
She also said she liked the coffee i made for her, and told me to call her mom, not mrs."
"Oh my God, now mom is thinking i have a male lover, she might even tell Seohyun that i am gay, and my chances will really go to zero! What a fuck did you do?!"
"I thought you hate swearing, you kept telling me no to swear when i was trapped in the elevator doors. And i didn't say to mom that we are lovers, but neither deny that i am in your life, because this is the truth, i am in your life now! I'm going to take a bath."
Kyuhyun dropped his body on the carpeted floor of his bedroom with his pulsing head in his palms. He understands nothing. All he remembers is that his stupid friend brought him to a gay club, where they met the two dangerous brothers...well, at least one from them is for sure dangerous. After that they took dinner and he got drunk. Some bullies attacked them, then...his memory film was cut from that moment.
His train of thoughts was cut by the same voice who constantly assaulted his senses from the moment he woke up:
"Kyu! You can come in, i am already in the foamed water. I will tell you about me and my brother and what happened last night while taking the bath. I know you are impatient to know everything, and i hope you don't mind me for calling you Kyu, it's short and cute, besides you are my dongsaeng, so come here!"
Kyuhyun thought a bit if he should enter the bathroom or not, but the weirdo was right, he was impatient to find out what was happening suddenly with his quiet and patriarchal life.
"Are you always so noisy and talkative?", asked he, opening the door and stepping inside with his back.
He sat down on the small mat from the floor , with his back propped on the tiled bath tub... "TALK!"
"Where should i begin? Me and Hyukjae..."
"I don't care about that, tell me why are you in my house and why do you think you will still be here tomorrow, too?",cut him Kyuhyun in a cold tone, intending to intimidate the little minx who invaded his house and life.
"It was exactly what i was trying to tell you, but if you will keep interrupting me like that i might omit important parts. So, just shut up and listen, and you can put questions when i will finish, okay?
As i already told you last night, me and Hyukkie lived at the orphanage since we were 7 and 8 years old. When he was 18, they let us to live there one year more till i'll be 18, too. Then we were lucky with the new orphanage headmaster who offered us jobs there and a room to live. We were content , even though the salaries were low, but at least we had a roof over our heads and a warm meal in our stomachs every day. This happened till last year when the headmaster passed away and somebody else replaced her. That somebody kicked us out and since then we managed to get a few jobs here and there, but nothing stable. The label of orphans was not helping us at all, even though we got a pretty high education there. But we didn't have money for college, and you know how important is a diploma today for any employer.
Between the happy times we had something to work, we often remained with no money for renting a room to sleep, and no money for buying food. You will be disgusted to hear that we ate sometimes food given to us by an old married couple of homeless people, food found by them in the street dumpsters or collected from the fastfood tables at the closing time.
Someday, when we were working for a new opened hair saloon, who hired us for sharing advertising flyers to the passer-biers, two elegant ahjhumas took us at their home.
No, don't think at something pervert, i suppose they just liked us for who knows what reason.All what they wanted from us was to admire us, as they said. They bought us food and fancy clothes, and pampered us for a few weeks, till their husbands came home from the long business trip they were gone.
So we were kicked out again, but it was a good part of this experience we lived: Hyuk had this idea to take advantage by our enticing look as the two ahjhumas told us we have, and to hook rich women and rich men and make them to give us money for a place to sleep and to make them paying our dinner. Because we usually ate once a day, in the dinner time."
"Like me and Donghae did", whispered Kyuhyun bitterly.
"Yes, i admit, but i assure you that you are not the same like our previous targets. I swear! Not you, neither your friend!"
"What make us different? Maybe the fact we are not rich enough? You don't have to lie to me."
"Exactly! I never told the truth to anybody else, but you. I feel like you are a special person, completely different from any person i met before. As for your friend, the fact that my brother fell in love with him makes him a special person, too, because my brother is a very special guy, you will agree when you'll get to know him better."
"Okay, so those attackers were some jealous husbands or what?"
"No, those were hired by the man who threatened me in the club."
"I remember he said something about you paying a debt. Did he give you a loan or something, do you have money to give him?"
"No, nothing like that. That day we were really desperate, we slept for two nights in the waiting room from the train station by courtesy of a kind employee who almost lost his job because of us, so we had to sleep in the park on a bench the next night. It was awfully cold, the snow covered us almost entirely when this man walked pass us and got pity on us. At least so we thought. He brought us to a building which he said it's a pension owned by him, fed us and let us to sleep in a warm bed.
But when we woke up, he tried to force us to sign something like an engagement for paying back the money he spent with us. Shortly he tried to force us to become male prostitute. That was not a pension, but a brothel. We managed to run away, but he always track us and try to scare us. Luckily we learned at the orphanage how to fight and to protect ourselves by bullies. Till now we managed to beat all the animals he sent for getting us.
It was new for him to appear in person last night, usually he sent his bullies for us, but last night he proposed to me to become his lover, not his employee, he said he fell in love with my beauty...i know it's just one from his tricks to get us in his trap."
"He might have telling the truth, i don't blame him, though.", murmured Kyuhyun, mostly for himself to hear.
"How can you say that you don't blame him? He is a fucking pimp! Pardon my language!", got upset the man from the tub, slapping with his wet palm Kyuhyun's nape.
"I was not talking about what he tried to do to you and your bro, but i was just saying i think he was telling the truth that he fell in love with your beauty, because...rmmm...nothing...just tell me what happened next. I only remember about Hae telling you something about my wallet.", stammered Kyuhyun while wiping the trace of that soft palm from his nape.
"Hyuk was sent to the ground by one of the animals and his leg was almost broken. I was busy with fighting with the other bully, so your friend helped him. By the time the both bullies were annihilated, you were unconscious and my brother was hardly able to walk, so your friend said he will take care about Hyuk while me taking care of you. He said to take a cab and take you home. As for the wallet, don't worry, i didn't steal anything, i just needed your ID for finding your address, and money for the cab."
"I am not worried about you stealing from me. Just explain me why should you still be here tomorrow."
"You agreed my condition!"
"I was drunk! What condition, and for what?"
"Excuses, excuses! So what if you were drunk? You said that today you will be sober, but i will still be beautiful!
You agreed my condition, for letting you kiss me!"
"What? I didn't!"
"Oh, yes, you did! At least ha, ha, till you fell asleep!"
"What a hell are you talking about? I asked you to kiss and i fell asleep right after? It was the alcohol asking that, not me, you shouldn't have to listen my drunken bullshit. I only want to kiss my Seohyun!"
"Wrong! You fell asleep while kissing, not after asking me to kiss. And if you say that you were talking bullshit, then saying last night that you are in love with that Seohyun must be bull shit, too!",laughed Sungmin ruffling Kyuhyun's hair like treating a small child.
"Don't wet my hair, and tell me what was your condition you are saying i agreed.", pouted Kyuhyun fixing his mop of disheveled hair, and scratching his scalp where he was still feeling the touch of those annoying fingers.
"Well, i let you kiss me in exchange to let me be your apartment mate, meaning to let me sleep here and to let me eat from your food. Not for free of course!"
"Whaaat!!! What do you take me for? Do you think i am like that pimp, feeding you and giving you a bed to sleep and ask you to be my lover in exchange? I am not gay, and i don't want you in my house!", screamed Kyuhyun standing up, but still with his back at the tub."
"What are you taking ME for?!!! I am not a prostitute to sell my body for a fucking food and bed! I just let you kiss me last night only because you saved me twice, and mostly because you seemed so desperate to taste my lips, as you said by yourself! And i was talking about paying my share of food and my bed with becoming your trainer, you stupid asshole! Give me a towel!", yelled the man about Kyuhyun guessed he was stepping out from the bathtub...naked and wet!
"What trainer are you talking about?!And why are you calling me asshole, you jerk?! Here is the towel!"", screamed Kyuhyun extending his arm at the back, over his head to give the naked man a towel, because picturing him naked and wet was making him even angrier than he already was.
"I will train you for making that woman yours. Give me one month and she will be on her knees in front of you, begging you to take her! You can turn around now!"
"How many relationships did you have, and how many times you were in love to be able to lecture me about love?", laughed Kyuhyun, his laughter fading abruptly when he turned around and was greeted by the half naked perfect body, dripping and shinning like a golden renaissance statue.
"None! But i know everything about love from the many books i read and from many movies i watched. I also can do more online research. Besides you don't have to know about my method, all you have to do is to do everything i ask you to do for a month, and if Seohyun will not be yours, you can kick me out from your house, from your life, and you will never see me again! What do you say, getting Seohyun as yours payed with a bed for me and a plate of food, doesn't sound such a bad deal for you, hmm?"