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I feel it nessesary to document the bizarre and blasphemous (sp?) conversations that transpire during our weekly role-play day. This one really does take the cake...
I'm not even sure what the original topic was but out of no where my dear brother Jay says....
"How could anyone ever really crucify themselves...they'd never get the last nail in?...."
To this statement he received a stunned silence from all. Then the discussion took flight.
"You couldn't really, could you?"
Well, if you reversed the nails with the spikes facing out, then impaled your hand on it, that might work..."
"Yeah, and think you could bring yourself down again when you realised what an ass you were being..."
"You know that they didn't really nail Christ thru the hands, the flesh would have ripped apart too easy. They actually nailed him thru the wrists."
"Originally it wasn't even done with nails, it was done with rope. You couldn't support yourself and eventually you'd sufficate."
"Hey guys, why do all the chicks love Christ?"
ALL: "Because he's hung like...THIS!!!" (note the outstretched arms in mock of how Christ was hung upon the cross and the BAD inuendo)
Once the laughter had subsided we all looked at each other and from the birth place of the conversation, Jay, came it inevitable conclusion....
"Yeah, we're all going to Hell...."
"Meet ya there Jay..." grinned Chris
I would now like to apoligise for anything that may have some across as offensive to those who choose to read this somewhat odd journal. Let me assure you that it was just the innocent ramblings of a small group of devil-worshipping pagans intent on delivering your soul to Satan so he may feast on it in vile glee.
(snickersnicker)
Until next time kids....sleep well....
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I'm not even sure what the original topic was but out of no where my dear brother Jay says....
"How could anyone ever really crucify themselves...they'd never get the last nail in?...."
To this statement he received a stunned silence from all. Then the discussion took flight.
"You couldn't really, could you?"
Well, if you reversed the nails with the spikes facing out, then impaled your hand on it, that might work..."
"Yeah, and think you could bring yourself down again when you realised what an ass you were being..."
"You know that they didn't really nail Christ thru the hands, the flesh would have ripped apart too easy. They actually nailed him thru the wrists."
"Originally it wasn't even done with nails, it was done with rope. You couldn't support yourself and eventually you'd sufficate."
"Hey guys, why do all the chicks love Christ?"
ALL: "Because he's hung like...THIS!!!" (note the outstretched arms in mock of how Christ was hung upon the cross and the BAD inuendo)
Once the laughter had subsided we all looked at each other and from the birth place of the conversation, Jay, came it inevitable conclusion....
"Yeah, we're all going to Hell...."
"Meet ya there Jay..." grinned Chris
I would now like to apoligise for anything that may have some across as offensive to those who choose to read this somewhat odd journal. Let me assure you that it was just the innocent ramblings of a small group of devil-worshipping pagans intent on delivering your soul to Satan so he may feast on it in vile glee.
(snickersnicker)
Until next time kids....sleep well....
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!