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Last night I dreamed I showed up at my CrossFit gym as usual for my Monday workout, only to discover that it was full of llamas. Nobody seemed alarmed, and the trainer was just all "OKAY PEOPLE, PICK OUT YOUR LLAMAS AND LET'S GET MOVING" in exactly the same tone of voice as when he tells us to get barbells or kettlebells or whatever.
And then he put us through a pretty normal CrossFit workout. 400 meter run for time… with your llama. Bench press for max reps… using your llama instead of a barbell. Front squats… holding your llama awkwardly over your head. (For the record, my llama got annoyed about that one.) I woke up before we got to llama burpees, which is probably for the best.
…yeah, I don't know either. I'm headed over there at 4, and if there are llamas, I am not working out today.
And then he put us through a pretty normal CrossFit workout. 400 meter run for time… with your llama. Bench press for max reps… using your llama instead of a barbell. Front squats… holding your llama awkwardly over your head. (For the record, my llama got annoyed about that one.) I woke up before we got to llama burpees, which is probably for the best.
…yeah, I don't know either. I'm headed over there at 4, and if there are llamas, I am not working out today.