Bender Magazine came out with their 50 worst songs
Copy this list, bold the ones you like and say why.
1. We Built This City - Starship And they start the list off with this? Built this city on rock and roll! Can't go wrong there...
2. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung
4. Rollin' - Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice.
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll - Heuy Lewis and the News. Huh? Huey Lewis and the News?
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby MacFarlane(McFerrin) As Jenn said... ultimate feelgood song here...
8. Party All the Time - Eddy Murphy
9. American Life - Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible - Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo - The Beach Boys I'm not much for the Beach Boys, but I don't think this belongs on the top 50 worst
13. Illegal Alien - Genesis WTF? Awesome song!
14. From a Distance - Bette Midler Cheesy, a little. Sappy, definitely. Bad... heck no.
15. I'll Be There for You - The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump - Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration - Chicago Hey, I like Chicago...
19. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes - Spin Doctors "Just go ahead now..." ... right on out the door, because your song picking skills suck...
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith That's a neat song... 'Don't mess with the US, or we'll rip you a new one...' Nothing to do with politics here... just patriotism. Good song.
23. Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart 'I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can...'
24. Superman - Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You - Puff Daddy
26. The End - The Doors
27. The Final Countdown - Europe ??? Whatever...
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland - John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something OK, that's just wrong... How in the world did someone pick that?
30. Greatest Love of All - Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies And it gets worse yet....
32. Will 2K - Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl - Aqua
34. Longer - Dan Fogelberg Dan Fogelberg made this list somehow? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! GET SOME FREAKIN' TASTE!
35. Shiny Happy People - REM Ah, come on... REM? I only wish the world was made up of shiny happy people holding hands.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! - Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave - Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe - Rednex Rock hoedown... a must at any dance.
39. She Bangs - Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel Geez... not only does this not belong in the 50 worst, I think it belongs in the 50 best. I learned a lot of history because of that song (looking up references).
42. The Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel ...........
43. Follow Me - Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize - Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough - New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You - Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred Yep... gotta echo
cerval and
sorcia here... this songs too sexy for this list... too sexy for this list... too sexy for this list oh man I'm pi-i$$ed...
50. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Yep, they weren't paying attention to this little thing called American culture when they made that list... very confused by their picks. Oh well... maybe the special ed kids I'm working with today will make more sense (I'm positive they will).