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After three long years, I finally caved and went to the dentist today because I could no longer stand the agony that has become my life as of the last two months. Imagine my surprise when it turns out that I don't actually have any cavities. No... I just have RECEDING GUMS and EXPOSED ROOTS.
Someone at work has the exact same problem; she was telling me the other day she needs to get skin grafts done which, to me, sounds about as painful as you can get if they're taking skin from the top of your mouth. However, you can apparently get it done with cadaver tissue (REAL LIFE FOLLOWS OZ!). I'll take the cadaver tissue over scraping the top of my mouth clean; I consider it fair play since I've got my organ donor card signed to TAKE EVERYTHING (before promptly donating my body to science; I'm a nice guy like that).
Someone at work has the exact same problem; she was telling me the other day she needs to get skin grafts done which, to me, sounds about as painful as you can get if they're taking skin from the top of your mouth. However, you can apparently get it done with cadaver tissue (REAL LIFE FOLLOWS OZ!). I'll take the cadaver tissue over scraping the top of my mouth clean; I consider it fair play since I've got my organ donor card signed to TAKE EVERYTHING (before promptly donating my body to science; I'm a nice guy like that).