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i have crazy neighbors. here's the scenario:
i drive to the office/clubhouse of my apartment complex after class to pick up a package that UPS left there for me. i decided to drive down the street to the gas station to pick up some Starbucks Espresso with Cream, which is excellent, by the way. for some unknown reason, i turn off the cd, and turn on the radio. being the radio whore that i am, i'm always flipping. i end up at 103.3 Z Rock. well, my neighbor, he's a middle aged man, probably 45 or so. he's had a stroke at some point, and is on disability and sits outside smoking cigarettes, and drinking coffee all day. (and the occasional joint, right there in front of his apartment). this guy will stop you and talk you to death, and laugh about the most stupidest shit. and will tell you his life story while he's at it. all the while divulging way, way, too much information that someone you barely know should. back to the story, i'm listening to Z103, and i hear this voice. he'd called in to tell this joke, and they recorded it, and are now playing it back. so, i'm driving, thinking...'holy shit, is that my neighbor?'...then after the joke, which was horribly unfunny. the DJ is totally silent, and you can hear my neighbor for a solid 45sec to a minute, saying 'oh no, hello? are you there? did you hang up? was it that bad?' while playing cricket noises.....i swear, i almost wrecked. i need to get a picture of this guy. that's made my month.
i drive to the office/clubhouse of my apartment complex after class to pick up a package that UPS left there for me. i decided to drive down the street to the gas station to pick up some Starbucks Espresso with Cream, which is excellent, by the way. for some unknown reason, i turn off the cd, and turn on the radio. being the radio whore that i am, i'm always flipping. i end up at 103.3 Z Rock. well, my neighbor, he's a middle aged man, probably 45 or so. he's had a stroke at some point, and is on disability and sits outside smoking cigarettes, and drinking coffee all day. (and the occasional joint, right there in front of his apartment). this guy will stop you and talk you to death, and laugh about the most stupidest shit. and will tell you his life story while he's at it. all the while divulging way, way, too much information that someone you barely know should. back to the story, i'm listening to Z103, and i hear this voice. he'd called in to tell this joke, and they recorded it, and are now playing it back. so, i'm driving, thinking...'holy shit, is that my neighbor?'...then after the joke, which was horribly unfunny. the DJ is totally silent, and you can hear my neighbor for a solid 45sec to a minute, saying 'oh no, hello? are you there? did you hang up? was it that bad?' while playing cricket noises.....i swear, i almost wrecked. i need to get a picture of this guy. that's made my month.