[Cryptic] Text-message convo, by order of Sithrose

Apr 04, 2009 13:08

Me: Ah revenge. I went downtown and shopped the yarn store here. Not as good as meeting my knit group but itll do.
Sithrose: Now you should feed him cold yarn for dinner. Revenge is best served cold, after all.
Sithrose: Hmmmmm. What color is revenge-toned yarn, anyhow?
Me: Marled purple, red, and black, with a mordant of spit and blood.
Me: Oh and knit with needles from the bones of their dead relative you dug up
Sithrose: Oh, I like that. But are you sure it doesn't have that grey-blue tone of absolute despair? Or was that the trim color?
Me: Trim, yeah. Y'know now that i spin too, this is giving me ideas.
Sithrose: While you're spinning it, add a silver highlight for longevity of your hatred ... taken from the hair of aforementioned relatives.
Me: Despair would be the aforementioned grey-blue, washed in tears and sweat.
Sithrose: You should copy this intense silliness into your lj. It would make no sense in mine.
Me: Hah! Consider it done when i get home

they said what?, i'm sorry that's classified, yarn

Previous post Next post
Up