This is the best thing I've read in a while.
"Unless the illusion of continuity, the feeling that you are a single unbroken organism moving through time, is particularly strong in your mind, you must fully grasp your situation, and come to terms with the fact that you yourself cannot do much, but must rely on persuading your tribe of future selves to accomplish tasks for you." -- http://justbeast.livejournal.com/176790.html
... I wish I had an internet connection.
... I wish I had an internet connection.