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The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?:Sometimes, never alone though Do you party a lot? How often?:No, I'm hoping to start in college Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:Not that I know How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:Depends on who I'm talking to (some people make me nervous) Do you skip classes? How often?:School's out, no more classes Do you have casual sex? Protected?:I wish Do you steal?:Nope Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:Oh, yeah, they're so inappropriate, I usually have to take them off Do you drool over celebrities?:No Do you watch a lot of TV?:Not alot, but I do enjoy the discovery channel Do you ever watch the News?:If you call the daily show news Do you even care about world issues?:Yes, I care, just enough to where I care, but don't actually do anything about it Do you read books often?:Yup Are you failing a lot of your classes?:School's out Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:Imaginary ones Do you smoke cigarettes?:Not anymore Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:No Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:All the time, wait do video game characters count? Do you cuss a lot?:I'm not sure, I don't think I do Are you desperate to fit in?:Yup Yup Yup Are you intelligent?:I'd say so The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?:Nope Black eyeliner?:Nope Black eyeshadow?:Nope Black trenchcoat?:Nope Black boots?:Nope Black fishnets?:Nope Black nail polish?:Nope Cigarettes?:Nope Heavy metal music?:Guns and Roses? Marilyn Manson?:Nope Kittie?:I kill those, just kiddin Cradle of Filth?:Nope Constant frown and perpetual angst?:Nope Do you like to be seen as:me no comprehende, amigo Are you an intellectual?:Yes An atheist?:Nope Horrible home life?:Oh, yeah my fishes stress me out alllll the time Hopelessly depressed?:No way Suffering with suicidal idealations?:uhh, sure, I'm just looking for the coolest way to go Self-mutilation?:No The Punk StereotypePlaid?:My pj bottoms Big black boots?:Nope Mohawk?:Nope Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:Nope Loud, confident and opinionated?:I wouldn't say I'm loud Wild hair colors?:Not currently NOFX?:YES YES YES, did I mention, Happy birthday, you're not special is the song I play for people's bdays Rancid?:Not a big fan Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:I'm still trying to get over the Monica and Bill Clinton scandal A:pictures/image001.jpeg The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?:Over 100, I think Do you watch a lot of sports?:Nope Play a lot of sports?:Nope, unless you consider chess a sport Talk a lot about sports?:Not really Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:Come to think of it, hmmmm, I'm gonna go with yes Are you arrogant?:I try not to be Are you a male or female whore?:I'm not a whore, I wish I was, that'd be sooo coool Are you homophobic?:To the max, except I love gay people, maybe I'll become one some day Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:I hope I don't, that'd suck But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:Oh, I'm as insecure as a as a as a, well someone really insecure Boobs = yes?:Definitely Parties = yes?:Sure Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:Too late, althogh I might still do that, it sounds like fun The Girl StereotypeDo you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:Yup Yup Have you ever been on a diet?:All the time How much did you lose?:All of my dignity Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:No, it was a diet, I didn't eat chocolate for over a week, stupid parents hid it from me Make yourself throw up?:Nope Make-up?:I don't like make-up Low-cut tops?:Sure, I'll wear anything How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:I'm as flat as they get Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:Hair not long enough Giggle a lot?:Only when I'me eating cheese and try to sound creepy What's the deal with boys?:They got to get laid to become men? Thongs?:I don't like those, I like boxers instead Pretty bras?:Could be used as a weapon, when killing someone YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:Ay? Who's the weaker sex?:I hope it's girls, but I'm not sure, that'd be creepy if a girl is more ripped than me Are you a feminist?:If I say yes, is there chocolate for me involved Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:He's soo sexy, I only saw one of his movies, Troy, but he was as sexy as he was arrogant How often do you shave your legs?:I tried it once, cause I was really bored How about your armpits?:nope Are you emotional?:Yes, I just care soo much *tear Especially when on your period?:My what now? This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?:Whichever leads to me gaining CHOCOLATE Independence or Companionship?:Either one, I do like both in one way or another Stability or Freedom?:I'd say freedom, people died for that Personal or Interpersonal?:Uhhh, not sure, let me get back to you when I find my dictionary Introvert or Extrovert?:Whichever one means I like people more than being alone Popularity or Isolation?:Popularity, Popularity. That reminds me of Daria, ...and then one by one they became dun dun dun UNPOPULAR, you have to be a Daria fan like me to get this Unique or Loved?:Loved, Loved, definitely Loved, I'm too "unique" anyways Understood or Individual?:Either one works for me You or Them?:Both
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