Because some conversations are just enough for me to come back to LJ.....
[03:39] sabinwulf: so yeah, apparently now I'm a monk of the order of 'do'
[03:39] koebimoonlight: ahaha
[03:39] koebimoonlight: welcome to the order, my son
[03:41] sabinwulf: the scary thing is, I went around for the better part of a day chanting like a real monk 'ohmallamaheyobama,koebicomanmakeitdoooooooo'
[03:41] sabinwulf: WHUMP!
[03:41] koebimoonlight: Koebicomeandmakeitdoo works really well actually
[03:41] sabinwulf: lol
[03:41] koebimoonlight: like, in the whole iambic pentameter thing
[03:41] sabinwulf: well, I'm praying to the great god koebi of 'do' to make it do.
[03:42] sabinwulf: so there you go. we had the lord's prayer, now we have koebi's prayer
[03:42] koebimoonlight: ahaha
[03:43] koebimoonlight: Our Koebi, which art in Wal-Mart
[03:43] sabinwulf: and of course hitting yourself over the head after each line is integral to the whole thing.
[03:43] koebimoonlight: Awesome be thy things.
[03:43] sabinwulf: hallowed be thy ''Eyyyyyyyyyyy!'
[03:43] koebimoonlight: Thy penis come
[03:43] sabinwulf: the world be done.
[03:43] koebimoonlight: Thy do be done, in ehre as it art in there
[03:43] sabinwulf: (literally)
[03:44] sabinwulf: *facepaws*
[03:44] koebimoonlight: Give us this day our daily BARGE
[03:44] sabinwulf: we're entirely too tired to be talking right now
[03:44] sabinwulf: I'm getting this shit crosstiched over our door
[03:44] koebimoonlight: And forgive us out dramalamas, as we forgive them that dramalama against us.
[03:44] koebimoonlight: And lead us not unto non-doing
[03:44] koebimoonlight: But deliver us from boringness
[03:45] koebimoonlight: For thine is thy bathroom, and the awesome, and poop back and forth, for ever and ever.
[03:45] koebimoonlight: Make it do.
[03:46] sabinwulf: Dude. I'm so going to have to be a monk of do if we ever get the drunken and dragons meet together now
[03:46] koebimoonlight: ahahaha
[03:46] sabinwulf: Can you imagine what kind of special abilities I'd get?! that shit would be AMAZING!
To explain this somewhat.. welll... no. Scratch that. No one can explain Koebi.
To give some backstory, Koebi has since earlier become the GOD of 'make it do', simply because he can. For some unknown reason, everything in the entire world reverberates around his presence and, well, just fucking WORKS when he's near it for some reason.
So since then I've taken up ascetism to become a monk of do. Or not. I'm still going to play one for D&D ;p