Oil.
Mowed lawn at Grandma's yesterday.
The oil cap shook loose and sprayed oil all over the engine, gas tanks, and the back of my pants.
Then, having discovered everything but the pants part, swore my ass off trying to clean the blasted thing, and burning my hand by brushing up against the exhaust, I went inside and sat down on the couch, thus adding a pillowcase to my depredations.
Go me!
(I'll bet the Transformers never have this trouble.)
The oil cap shook loose and sprayed oil all over the engine, gas tanks, and the back of my pants.
Then, having discovered everything but the pants part, swore my ass off trying to clean the blasted thing, and burning my hand by brushing up against the exhaust, I went inside and sat down on the couch, thus adding a pillowcase to my depredations.
Go me!
(I'll bet the Transformers never have this trouble.)