dear santa....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, leavingubehind (-5000 points). In July I broke red_81 's X-Box (-12 points). In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month I punched xtremeroswellia in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I helped neonobility see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5714 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
kyra-and-co