Fic: I Never...Had A Threesome
Title: I Never…Had A Threesome
Author: Kyra
Disclaimer: I don’t own them; if I did I wouldn’t be writing fanfiction. Bill and Tom Kaulitz own themselves…
Summary: A game of ‘I Never’ reveals something interesting about Kurt…
Pairings: Mentioned Kurt/Bill/Tom
Spoilers: None that I can think of.
Warnings: Mention of threesomes.
A/N: Written for this prompt on the Glee_Cross_Meme 1SM.
“I never…had a threesome,” Puck said with a smirk before downing his shot. “Brittany and Santana.”
The two girls merely raised their glasses in a toast and nodded at him before downing their shots as well.
Next to Puck, Finn picked up his glass and opened his mouth to take his turn. Only to freeze and stare in shock, along with everyone else, as Kurt drank his own shot.
Kurt made a slight face as the liquor burned down his throat then blinked as he noticed everyone staring at him. “What?”
“You’ve had a threesome?!” Santana asked incredulously.
“Dude, you’ve had sex?” Puck asked, his surprise evident.
Kurt rolled his eyes. “Yes, I’ve had sex,” he replied. “And yes, I’ve had a threesome.”
“I thought you said things didn’t get that far with Blaine,” Sam said, looking at Kurt curiously.
“You talk to Kurt about sex?” Finn asked, looking at Sam with wide eyes.
Sam just shrugged. “Why not?” he asked. “It’s not like we went into detail or anything. It was just relationship talk.”
Finn just blinked at Sam, not really sure how to take the fact that the other boy had conversations with his gay stepbrother about sex.
Kurt just rolled his eyes at Finn before turning to Sam and answering his question. “Things didn’t go that far with Blaine,” he said.
“Then who…” Quinn asked, slightly confused. “He’s the only boyfriend you’ve had.”
“And why didn’t I know about this?” Mercedes demanded. “I mean, Sam knew and I didn’t?!”
“Sam didn’t know, Mercedes,” Kurt said with a sigh. “He just knew that it didn’t happen with Blaine.”
“So who then?” Rachel asked. “And when? Like Quinn said, Blaine’s the only boyfriend you’ve had and you were with him most of last year and school only started again two weeks ago.”
“As for when, over the summer,” Kurt told them. “While I was visiting my cousin in Germany. And for the who, Bill and Tom Kaulitz. Really hot identical twins that are friends with my cousin.”
“You had sex with twins?!?!” Puck exclaimed, looking impressed.
Kurt just nodded and shrugged once more. “Those two do everything together,” he said with a grin. “It was fun.” He paused and looked slightly thoughtful for a second. “Though, they might have ruined sex for me… I mean, how do you beat a first time like that? I’m not really sure it’s possible…”
“Wait a minute,” Santana said, drawing Kurt’s attention. “You’re first time was a threesome? With identical twins?” she asked incredulously.
Kurt simply nodded.
“Dude. That is so badass,” Puck said, looking at Kurt with a newfound respect.
“Why thank you, Puckerman, your opinion of my sex life means so much to me,” Kurt replied dryly. “Now, I believe it was Finn’s turn? And judging by the faintly green tinge to his face, I’m assuming he would really like to get back to the game and away from discussion of my sex life. Which I would actually appreciate as well.”
Finn nodded and grabbed for his glass once more. “I, uh, I never sang in front of anyone.”
Everyone groaned and took a shot.
“That was totally lame, Hudson,” Santana said as she refilled her shot glass.
“Yeah, well, I needed the drink,” Finn replied.
Kurt just shook his head at his stepbrother as the game continued. Thinking back over the previous summer, he couldn’t help but to smile. It had been the best summer vacation ever.