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Dear car,
I'm trying to fix you.
You're not allowed to develop NEW damages in the meantime.
Signed, me.
Tacked on: Mr. Phone. You work, now. Charger and everything. Kindly stop leaving me in communications blackout before I remember that wall velocity promise I forgot a week and some days ago.
Further: Dear Unemployment office--be upfront if you want to double-check factors I wrote on my forms. Be upfront if you're going to be unhappy or uncertain with what I'm supposed to be getting whilst I'm in the interim. Do not haul me on a thirty mile treck for two sheets of paper I ALREADY FILLED OUT AND COPIED just because you swear to blue and black hell that I need to physically be there to resign them as opposed to faxing them in, like a normal human being who has to worry about gas and, oh, say, eating has to.
Thank you. G'day.
I'm trying to fix you.
You're not allowed to develop NEW damages in the meantime.
Signed, me.
Tacked on: Mr. Phone. You work, now. Charger and everything. Kindly stop leaving me in communications blackout before I remember that wall velocity promise I forgot a week and some days ago.
Further: Dear Unemployment office--be upfront if you want to double-check factors I wrote on my forms. Be upfront if you're going to be unhappy or uncertain with what I'm supposed to be getting whilst I'm in the interim. Do not haul me on a thirty mile treck for two sheets of paper I ALREADY FILLED OUT AND COPIED just because you swear to blue and black hell that I need to physically be there to resign them as opposed to faxing them in, like a normal human being who has to worry about gas and, oh, say, eating has to.
Thank you. G'day.