my way or the highway (or maybe mikeyway)

[kyouten]

Someone needs to stop me from writing a college essay called Why I Love Zombie Brides. I've already written a bunch of personal statements called What I Did On My Summer Vacation, Why I Have No White Hairs, I Really Wish I Could Pass On This Question, That One Time The Entire Audience Went Deaf, and I'm starting on How To Play Wheel of Fortune With Your Future. I have the feeling that I'm going to have to rewrite a bunch of these when college counseling starts up again.

IN THE MEANTIME, if I have to slave over these stupid things, I'm doing it on my terms.

Four days to do ap art work! ...which hasn't been started!