Who: Captain Yuuri, Wench!Wolfram and Daughter!Greta
When: A week after Yuuri became captain and apparently adopted Greta. x3;
What: PG-13 but only because of language. :D Later on. Not in front of the kid.
Why: Wolfram wants to pillage, and decides that the best way to do this is to go 'shopping' for Greta and spoil her with pretty things. So... he and Yuuri go to raid a town and fail miserably. But they end up getting along anyway, so all it well, yays.
In script format.
Wolfram: I WANNA GO RAID SHIPS! D: D:
Yuuri: B-But... THAT'S NOT GOOD :< *fails at captain*
Wolfram: You need to establish a reputation somehow. ._.
Yuuri: Is that how all you pirates establish a reputation?
Wolfram: ... we're pirates. That's what we do. Why, what do YOU plan on doing?
Yuuri: Gee, I dunno. It's not like I was living a normal kid's life for like MY WHOLE LIFE before this or anything.
Wolfram: You'll learn. *whines* I want to pillaaage
Yuuri: How come? Are you getting tired of your corset? Wanting new jewelry? Needing a new tho-- nevermind.
Wolfram: For you information, your daughter and I want to go shopping. She needs more clothes.
Yuuri: Alright, alright. We'll go.. uh, pillage.
Wolfram: Great! You'll see. It's fun. :D
Yuuri: Just.. um...
Yuuri: *points at Gunter, who's nosebleeding over the mention of a thong from Yuuri* He's coming along?
Wolfram: ... *jealous* Gunter is coming?
Yuuri: ... I don't know, is he?
Wolfram: He better not be. D:
Yuuri: .. You wanna just run off while he's not looking?
Wolfram: ... WOULDIEVER
InnerWolfram: He wants to run off with me! squee
Yuuri: *over there with this o__o look on his face at Wolfram*
Yuuri: You sure we shouldn't bring anyone else? Like maybe-- *sees a mixture of disappointment and "don't you DARE" on Wolfram's face* .. Nevermind.
Wolfram: *dignified* Well... Greta has to come with us. She has to pick out her clothes after all.
Yuuri: Yeah. Okay, so! Let's... go...
Yuuri: ...
Yuuri: Um... what do we do first?
Wolfram: *resists temptation to bop* FIRST. We have to talk to our your daughter and see what she wants.
Yuuri: Alright, alright. She should be in her room..
Greta: *in room...playing with a leaf...or something*
Wolfram: *grabs Yuuri's hand, attempting to make it look totally NOT intentional, but at the same time trying to make it look purposeful. oh yes.* Hurry! *all but drags him to Greta's room*
Yuuri: *after being DRAGGED to Greta's room by Wolfram pretty much nearly literally, he knocks on the door, calling for her* Greta..?
Great: *opens door* Yeah? *smile*
Wolfram: Yuuri said we could go pillaging! *smilegrinbeam* Gather your things. Did you want to come with us? We can even get you some nice new jewelry.
Yuuri: *standing there looking pretty unsure-- then again, he's kind of been like that for the past week or so anyway*
Greta: *big smile* I'll go! It'll be fun! *grabs Wolfram's and Yuuri's hands* Let's go?
Wolfram: *squeezes Greta's hand* You got it! *beams at Yuuri* See? It can't be all that bad. Just direct the ship to a coastal village. We'll be in and out before you can say you love me. :D
Yuuri: ..Wait, before I can say what-- *cut short as he is, once again, dragged off by Wolfram with the aid of Greta*
Greta: *girly child giggle*
Wolfram: *swings Greta's hand with a skip in his step* You heard me, Yuuri. Now-- to the nearest pillaging station! You need to be more excited, otherwise Greta won't have any fun. D:
Yuuri: I know.. *attempts a more determined, excited attitude, if only for Greta*
Yuuri: *watching the boat come close up to this island with a costal village in view* So how exactly are we gonna do this?
Wolfram: However you want to. We can change into less... pirate-looking attire if you want. I'm a trained professional. I can easily steal in any situation. Even in a public place in the daylight.
Yuuri: Alright... but aren't you pirates supposed to storm in and cause this big scene with running, screaming people and stuff?
Yuuri: ... Not that i'm encouraging it.
Wolfram: *smiles* Normally. But you're a wimp, we'll go easy on your first raid.
Yuuri: Yeah, okay. So, uh... not-so-piratey attire?
InnerWolfram: So I can get the hell out of this corset.
Wolfram: Right! *kneels down* Greta, do you want to get clothes or jewelry first?
Greta: *smiles* I don't care?
Wolfram: It's settled. We're getting clothes.
Wolfram: Yuuuuriiii, do you need helping changing? :D
Yuuri: *you can just TELL the abashed tone in his voice* N-NO! I mean.. No..
Wolfram: *pouts. inwardly of course* I see.
Yuuri: *goes to change-- hopefully without Wolfram?*
Wolfram: *doesn't look all that piratey once his corset is removed* *smiles to Greta* You think I should be your new mommy, right?
Yuuri: *It's not that I hate him, he thinks as he's changing. He just says the most outrageous things. That and I'm probably not all that used to the idea yet either.*
Greta: *smiles big at Wolfram, nodding* You make a pretty Mommy!
Wolfram: *hairflip* Obviously. I thought so. too. *Now a good few suggestions to your father...* Is Yuuri finished changing?
Yuuri: *Maybe I should just be more patient with him... He thinks to himself as he walks out, changed in his non-pirate attire* Okay..
Greta: *smiles at Yuuri* Daddy looks nice!
Wolfram: *bright red* Yes. Uh.. yes. He does.
Yuuri: .. *goes just a little red himself* So, anyway... Wolfram, you changing?
Wolfram: I'm fine without my corset! I didn't want to leave Greta alone on the deck. *disappears for a few moments, changing as fast as he can, if only to get back to Yuuri's side again*
Yuuri: *waits out on the deck for Wolfram with Greta* Hmn..
Wolfram: *dashes back, out of breath* I'm back, did you miss me? *obvious death glare towards Yuuri if he say the wrong thing*
Greta: Mommy! *hugs* You look nice too!
Yuuri: ... *notices the death glare* O-Of course I missed you...
Wolfram: *hugs Greta and pets her hair* Thank you. *grins inwardly at himself* Oh! Ah! Shopping time?
Yuuri: Right.. Should we go, then?
Wolfram: Yes... and you know, we should get something for you, too.
Yuuri: Huh? Uh, like...?
Greta: *holds both of their hands* Let's get something for everyone!*smile*
Wolfram: Greta will find something. *squeezes her hand* Won't you?
Greta: *nods* I will pick out something really nice! For both of you!*drags them off randomly*
Wolfram: *glances at Yuuri momentarily over Greta's head and quickly looks away before Yuuri notices anything* Uh.. um.... We need to find the most expensive place in town first!
Greta: *looks up at Wolfram* Why the most expensive?
Wolfram: Because it's only the best for you. *matter-of-factly*
Yuuri: *nods* Okay... So basically nobody's gonna notice our pirate selves like this? And what if we, you know, get caught? *He takes the pendant in his hand and tucks it down his shirt, just... in case.*
Greta: Get caught, what?
Yuuri: ... U-Uhm... *makes up something* Get caught... uh..
Yuuri: ... In case some bad man out there wants to steal something from us?
Wolfram: You wimp. We're not going to get caught. I'll protect you.
Greta: Um. *holds hands tighter* Sure, okay. Let's go then...*paranoid now*
Yuuri: But don't be afraid. You heard.. um, mommy... He'll protect you..
Wolfram: *returns Greta's grip* You don't have to worry. As long as I'm here, nothing bad is going to happen to you. *completely with a million dollar smile yay*
Wolfram: *is actually sort of happy Yuuri called him Mommy. Why this is so is rather complicated and probably not familiar to Wolfram.*
Greta: *all bright smiles and cheer* Okay. ^__^ Let's go, then?
Yuuri: *nods* Okay..
Wolfram: Now to dock the ship and leave without Gunter realizing...
Yuuri: Yeah... Where is he, anyway..?
Wolfram: Don'tknowdon'tcare! Let's go before he sees--!
Yuuri: Oka--! *dragged off AGAIN by Wolfram and Greta XD*
Greta: *happy child stuff noises stuff yeah*
Wolfram: The town's in the distance.. now we have to be REALLY quiet and don't talk to ANYONE. If anyone talks to you, pretend you don't understand their language.
Greta: Why? =o
Yuuri: *nods* Right..
Wolfram: Because uh... because. *nudgenudge* Yuuri? Tell her.
Greta: *confused*
Yuuri: ... *whispers to him* Want me to tell the truth or a lie?
Greta: *tilts head*
Wolfram: -o- She's your daughter.
Greta: *blink*
Yuuri: .. *sighs* Well. Uhh, Greta, we're avoiding talking to people because we're trying to.. uhm.. get in and out quickly?
Wolfram: And they might abduct you and do horrible things. So don't talk to strangers.
Greta: *epps and hides behind Yuuri* I'll be good! I don't wanna be taken away again!
Yuuri: ... *suddenly looks a little discontent at the memory of how he and Greta met* ... Y..Yeah, we'll protect you..
Wolfram: *clears his throat, trying desparately to have the two of them NOT be depressed. Why did he feel the need to make those two happy, anyway?* ... *kneels down and brushes Greta's hair back* Yuuri's right. We're here for you. Now let's go and get you some pretty dresses, okay?
Greta: *all happy bright smile* Okay. I'll watch out for you two too!
Yuuri: *nods* Okay, so.. let's go?
Greta: *takes both of their hands* ^_^
Wolfram: *walks ahead of them as a bit of a scout* The town looks quiet, today... this should be a snap. *calls back* Greta, we're going to go window shopping, okay? Tell mommy what you want, and I'll go in and buy it. Deal?
Greta: *nods* Okay. *looks up at Yuuri* What do you like?
Yuuri: Ah.. *pets her hair* I don't mind, just.. whatever you'd like? *smiles*
Greta: *pouts* You gotta like something?
Wolfram: You better like something, or I'll pick something out for you.
Yuuri: ... *would rather not face that fate* E-Er! ... Shoes?
Greta: Why shoes? *looks aorund*
Yuuri: Because... shoes are nice? And comfortable?
Wolfram: -O- And boring. Greta, how about we get him some big fancy captain boots? His are old and worn.
Greta: *big smile* Will you like big captain boots, Daddy?
Yuuri: *nods* Those sound great! *putting on an excited tone for Greta*
Wolfram: Then it's settled! Greta, you stay here, while Mommy and Daddy go get some boots and a suprise for you, okay?
Greta:*smiles at Wolfram and Yuuri* Okay! *is SO not scared, nope*
Wolfram: *ruffles Greta's hair* We'll bring you back something wonderful.
Yuuri: *nods* Yeah... *pets her hair a little, too*
Greta: *is petted and happy* Okay...I'll....wait here....*gives them both hugs at the same time*
Wolfram: You're gonna be okay here on the ship without your parents, right? Make Gwendal bake you something while we're out.
Greta: Okay. =D
Wolfram: *grabs Yuuri's hand again* We'll be back soon, Greta! *wavewave*
Greta: *wave* See you soon! ^__^
Yuuri: *looks back and waves to Greta while he's dragged away again*
Greta: *yells*Get something nice for yourself, Mommy!
Wolfram: You know I will!
Yuuri: ... *DEEP blush* Aa, Y-Yeah..
Wolfram: *makes a mental note of the blush* Hmph! *holds onto Yuuri tighter* We want to leave fast before Gunter sees us.
Yuuri: *nods* -Really- don't wanna be here when he comes out...
Wolfram: *frowns* I second that.
Yuuri: Wolfram.. *lightly tugs on his arm* Don't get all jealous or... whatever. *thinks about how that's something else he doesn't really want to come across at the moment*
Wolfram: I'm not jealous. I'm... well, I'm not jealous. Hmph. Let's just go raid the town, okay? *An entire afternoon with Yuuri to myself, how can I be jealous now?*
Yuuri: Yeah... *takes his hand without really thinking about it, leading him off towards the town*
Wolfram: *smiles contently and squeezes Yuuri's hand softly. Even if it was unintentional, he was going to cherish it for all it w-- wait a second. Cherish? Yeah, he was Yuuri's 'wench' but he wasn't in LOVE with him. .... right?* So uh.. have any ideas on a present for Greta?
Yuuri: How about a nice dress or two? *looks over at him, not really noticing that, you know, he hasn't let go of his hand*
Wolfram: *matter-of-factly* I think she needs a Tiara, myself. So we can show off the princess she really is. In a manner of speaking. *smiles at Yuuri* She would look pretty, wouldn't she?
Yuuri: .. *goes just a little red-- hey, why exactly IS he letting both the -idea- and Wolfram's smile get to his head?* ..She would...
Wolfram: *clears his throat as the town looms before them* Time to do what we came here for, eh? You've never stolen anything in your life before, have you?
Yuuri: ..Eheh... no. *looks away from Wolfram's face*
Wolfram: It's a lot easier than you would think, and by the time you get back to the ship, your guilt will be all gone! *pats him on the back, hard* Now don't be a wimp. I'll steal a dress for Greta and you watch, then you could try to steal something. Maybe.
Yuuri: ! *winces a little at the hit on his back, but trying not to show it to him* Er, okay..
Wolfram: *proudly grins to himself. Maybe I could shape him into a good pirate captain, yet.* Alright... now to find a suitable dress... *fishes around for Yuuri's hand again because he wants to hoooold it.*
Yuuri: *blinks as Wolfram takes his hand, but thinks nothing else of it as he's led into the town* So, let's find this shop..?
Wolfram: *absent mindedly swings Yuuri's hand a little* We have to look somewhat normal, first. Or at least until we find a de--- OH! *lets go of Yuuri's hand and rushes to the window of a small dress shop with a frilly tea dress version of his nightgown is in the window.* Greta would look DARLING in that! ... Er. *clears this throat* Um. I think Greta would like this. Yes.
Yuuri: ..*snickers amusedly at Wolfram's obvious excitement for picking out something for Greta* It looks like something she'd love..
Wolfram: Good. I'm gonna steal it. *heads around to the back of the store.* It'll be a challenge since it's in the front window, but I can do it. Watch my back.
Yuuri: Er, you just want me to stay here and look around? What if someone comes by?
Wolfram: Smile and wave. I'm going in. *opens up a back door and disappears for a few moments*
Wolfram: *does a few obvious Mission Impossible moves for sport, but when no one is watching, stops.* D: *gives up and climbs to the rafters in the roof to the spot where the window display is, checks to make sure no one is there and promptly snatches the display and returns it a few moments later with a knitted bear cap on it*
Yuuri: *looking around innocently, waiting for Wolfram*
Wolfram: *returns to Yuuri with the dress in a cloth sack* Well, that was easy. Want to go shopping for boots, now?
Yuuri: *turns to Wolfram, a little surprised (impressed, maybe?) by how short that took* Aa...sure?
Wolfram: *beams* I told you, I'm a professional. If you blinked, you would have missed me.
Yuuri: ..Right. So, mm.. *walks along with him, hoping they're not looking too suspicious with that bag and all, until he sees a little shop with a few racks of shoes and boots inside* There's one. *actually eyeing a little display near the window, a little from the counter and the shopkeeper's view, with little pieces of jewelry like necklaces and bracelets. probably not even close to real gems and minerals, but still nice-looking*
Wolfram: *slightly put off that Yuuri isn't praising his splendour, but brushes that aside momentarily* You want jewels? *slaps his back again* That's the pirate in you!
Yuuri: *small voice* O-Ow... Er, yeah... but we should focus on the boots, maybe?
Wolfram: *sighs* Yeah, maybe. You want to try stealing yourself a pair? Or maybe I can get them for you? *leans in, eyelids half closed* My treat.
Yuuri: *it takes too long for him to realize their faces are just a LITTLE TOO CLOSE, and backs away just slightly* Erm.. you can, I'd like to try my luck on something... you know, smaller.
Wolfram: Fine then, wimp. It'll be a present JUST for you. But I'm not going in from the ceiling this time. Way too dusty. Here. Hold this. *jabs the bag in yuuri's arms*
Yuuri: *takes the bag from Wolfram* Be careful about it...
Wolfram: *closes eyes for a moment, letting himself have a reflection on the fact that GASP Yuuri might actually be worried* There's nothing to worry about. *stubborn* I told you, I'm a professional. *walks in the front door*
Yuuri: ... *actually quite worried about getting caught during his first raid and all BUT yeah.* *looks around, covering for him again, trying to look as innocent as possible with the bag*
Wolfram: *just a little self absorbed so, haha. makes a careless mistake by making a small noise when a mouse skittered across the floor* Shit. *runs out fast with the boots in hand and the shopkeeper yelling after him* ShitshitSHIT. Run, Yuuri! *makes a pass for his hand and pull him along, again*
Yuuri: !! *runs as fast as he can after him* W-What HAPPENED?
Wolfram: *nearly yells as he runs* I was so caught up in.. um... well the shopkeepper saw me, okay?
Yuuri: *briefly looks behind him as they run to see if anybody (like the whole town) is after them, and though he sees nothing, he believes that they can't really be too careful*
Wolfram: *pouts* And I didn't even get to get anything for myself. Stupid Yuuri.
Yuuri: Why are you calling ME stupid?!
Wolfram: You're the one that distracted me!
Yuuri: How did I distract you?
Wolfram: You know! *despite his obvious dash for the ship, still manages to turn red* With your... words of encouragement.. or whatever. It doesn'tmatter. It's still your fault.
Yuuri: *wondering if he really wants to believe that what he said distracted him* Right. Or maybe it's because I didn't want to steal them, so you're blaming me for making you go?! I had other plans with the whole... stealing thing!
Wolfram: Other plans? WHAT other plans?
Yuuri: Like stealing one of those necklaces for yo-- *realizes that he really needs to SHUT UP, moron* Ugh, just - forget it, it's nobody's fault! Now c'mon, the ship's up ahead!
Wolfram: Like steal a necklace for who? *realizes he's fallen behind and runs faster to catch up* For Greta?
Yuuri: Yeah, Greta-- *slows down, stopping briefly to catch his breath*
Wolfram: O... oh. *forces a smile* I'm sure she would have liked it. Here's your boots, Captain. *stomps on board the ship in a huff.*
Yuuri: *takes the boots, blinking up at him* ...Wolfram? *follows him up, trying to catch up to him, mentally cursing himself for not telling the truth right there. All the lying today must really be catching* What's wrong? Wolfram!
Wolfram: Nothing's wrong. My uh... my dignity hurts. I'll be in my room! *stomps incredibly loud and obnoxious-like, not even realizing why he's so upset in the first place*
Yuuri: Your what? Just - *goes up to his own room, setting down the bag and boots before walking out, making his way back to Wolfram's room and opening the door* ... Wolfram?
Wolfram: *face down on his bed, still pouting* What do you want?
Yuuri: Talk to me? You know, tell me what's got you upset? Is it because of what I said back there, about how you were blaming me? If it is, then, okay, we can just say it IS my fault I guess, just... What is it?
Wolfram: *looks up and decides this is probably the only chance in his life he'll ever get to talk with his captain like this.* ... *sighs* I don't know. I wanted to steal everything for you and show you that I could do it, but I got caught. I risked my life for you, and you probably wouldn't do that for me. I'm just your wench after all. *the last part was said with a little too much bitterness than had hoped but currently, Wolfram didn't care.*
Yuuri: *opens his mouth to protest, saying that he would do something like that, but as certain as he is of that, he wonders just how he can be that way. He's known Wolfram for what, a week or two now? Is it really believable that someone could do such a thing for someone they've known for such a little amount of time? But it would be cruel and heartless not to, he thought.* ... *simply looks down at the floor, keeping quiet, still a bit stunned at such an accusation that he only thought of Wolfram as his wench*
Wolfram: *It was odd, but ever since he had been told he would be the wench of some pirate, he hated it. But despite Yuuri's wimpishness, he liked him. He had only known him for a week, but as it that actually mattered any. Wolfram involunarily belonged to him, so it was easy to try to impress him... right?* Yeah, sorry. You can go away, now. *flops back on his bed*
Yuuri: ... *small, quiet voice* I... I don't just.. think of you as some wench.
Wolfram: Probably less, right? Everyone else has been so useful to you. I'm just... here. *Messes with a stray thread on his bed, frowning.* You know, you don't have to put up with me when I'm like this. You can go give Greta the dress we 'bought' for her.
Yuuri: ... Not less, either. *actually a little annoyed at how little Wolfram believes Yuuri thinks of him* *turns to open the door again, on his way out* ..*turns* By the way, I wasn't going to steal that necklace for Greta. *closes the door behind him, heading back to his room*
Wolfram: *Resists the urge to pick up a pillow and throw it at the closed door.* YEAH WELL!... *sits there for a few moments, contemplating and replaying scenes in his head until it finally hits him* ... What the -- YUURI! *scrambles out of his bed and runs for the door, throwing it open and scrambling down the corridor. The ship was still docked, so the rocking water didn't effect him, much.* YUURI!
Yuuri: *inside his own room, now, laying on his bed* *hears Wolfram coming down the hall, calling his name* .. *buries his face in a pillow*
Wolfram: *reaches Yuuri's room, out of breath, bending over his knees, gasping for air.* Yuuri? Hey. I'm sorry okay? *taps softly on the door* Let me in?
Yuuri: *He wondered if he should just not answer the blond, but.. well, he didn't want to leave him out there forever, and ignoring him was kind of... well, unkind. Why did he have to be so damn forgiving?* ..Come in.
Wolfram: *Opens the door slowly, just kinda standing there and at a complete loss for words.* Um... you know. Thank you. *completely avoids looking at Yuuri entirely.*
Yuuri: .. *looks up at him* Hm? For... what, ignoring and leaving you?
Wolfram: No, for thinking about me, okay? Don't make this any harder than it is. *frowns* And besides, we shouldn't fight. Greta would be sad.
Yuuri: *lays his head on his pillow, looking downward* Yeah, she would... *stays quiet, feeling just a bit awkward*..
Wolfram: *intrudes slowly and on tiptoe to the edge of Yuuri's bed. the captain's quarters really were a lot better furbished than the rest of the cabins.* Are you mad at me?
Yuuri: ..*looks up at him, shaking his head* I can't really be mad when I don't know who's fault is who's anymore. We're... both acting kind of dumb tonight, so..
Yuuri: ... Not calling you dumb or anything.
Wolfram: *can't help but to smile at Yuuri trying to keep his words unoffensive. It was... well, cute. He looked like he was really trying, even if it was just to get along.* No, you're right, you know. We're both acting pretty dumb. *unsure of what to do, he holds out his hand, the smile on his face widening.* Truce?
Yuuri: ..*smiles a little back at him, glad that this little fight they were having was about to end just as quickly as it began* Yeah.. truce. *reaches up and grabs Wolfram's hand, if only just to hold it for a little while*
Wolfram: *can't help it* *squeezes Yuuri's hand* I'm glad. Sorry for being uh... dumb. *reluctantly lets his hand go* And you know, maybe the next time we go shopping, you can get me a necklace.
Yuuri: *WAS smiling until he heard Wolfram say that, then his expression turned to one of embarassment, maybe a little bit of horror* ... I DID say that pretty loud, didn't I?
Wolfram: *doubles over with laughter he could hardly conceal* Yes! But I'm glad, so it's okay. *as his laughter dies down, so does his merriment as it slowly turns to regret.* I wish I hadn't been so careless. I could easily stolen those boots!
Yuuri: *reaches over for the boots, looking at them* ...But you know, you did get them, in the end. Even if we can't exactly go back to that village anymore. *laughs nervously*
Wolfram: Yeah, but we could have gotten more things, too. *smiles and sits on yuuri's bed, opening the bag with Greta's dress in it.* At least we got this, right?
Yuuri: Yeah.. *looks over at the dress* She'll love it... and you know, the way you snatched it so quickly was pretty impressive, too.
Wolfram: *beams, letting his pride take over* Wasn't it? I've been stealing since I could walk. I used to steal Gwendal's knitting needles and have sword fights with myself. It got boring after a while, because no one would swordfight with me...
Yuuri: *looks a little saddened at the last part* Oh..
Wolfram: But I turned out okay, right? *beams*
Yuuri: *smiles at him, nodding* *in the back of his mind, a little voice is asking why he's being so comfortable with and so nice to him... but like said, it's in the very back of his mind at the moment*
Wolfram: *moves to hang up the dress so it doesn't get any wrinkles in it. AFter all, it was rather quickly stuffed in the bag.* We should do things together more often. You're not as wimpy as a captain as I thought. *he stopped a moment, cursing himself for getting way too comfortable way too fast with Yuuri.* But you didn't hear that from me.
Yuuri: ..*smirks up at him, deciding to play around with him* Then who did I hear it from, hmm?
Wolfram: *smirks, walking over to lean over Yuuri, giving him a soft bat on the top of his head* Greta. You're still a wimp to me.
Yuuri: Heh, okay, sure. *lays back down again, relaxing on his bed* .. *mutters* I so could've stolen that necklace for you.
Wolfram: *actually managed to hear that wut* Even with half the town chasing you?
Yuuri: Hah, you're saying I would've gotten caught? *fake-pout*
Wolfram: You've never stolen anything before. It's just a hypothesis. *grins and sits on the floor, resting his head in his arms at the side of the bed, looking up at Yuuri* Unless you're a fast learner.
Yuuri: Mm. Good point. *gets a little more comfortable on the bed* ... To tell you the truth, I probably would have gotten caught anyway. *snickers*
Wolfram: And I would have had to save you. *chuckles*
Yuuri: Oh, right. *totally denying it, what* *yawns, stretching out a little*
Wolfram: *watches Yuuri silently for a few moments, realizing he's probably tired after such a long day* ...Hm. *stands up slowly* You'll catch a cold if you just lay like that. Let me tuck you in. *it was more of a command than a request.*
Yuuri: *blinks up at him* Erm.. okay? *goes along with it, he's already gotten more comfortable with Wolfram than he should've anyway, and who knows what trouble he would be in for if he rejected the offer*
Wolfram: *tugs at the covers until they obey him and serenely tucks Yuuri in, pausing for a moment because he ALMOST decided it was a good idea to kiss him on the forehead, but settled for a pat instead.* I'll leave you to your sleep, then. Do you order the ship to head back out to sea while you sleep, or do you want to stay here?
Yuuri: *curls up under the covers. It's kinda nice, being taken care of like that...* We'll stay here, for the time being. *looks back up at him, smiling again* ... We might actually attempt to go back in that town later. Maybe.
Wolfram: I hope you have a better disguise, ready, because I don't think you'd be welcome back there.
Yuuri: Nah, maybe we'll go in with our pirate attire and try to storm the place and cause a bunch of chaos and havoc, THEN we can steal things.
Yuuri: ...
Yuuri: I'm kidding of course.
Wolfram: Darn. *snaps* For a moment I thought you were becoming a real captain. *laughs anyway and this time doesn't hesitate to give Yuuri a kiss on top of his head. Hey. He' WAS his wench after all, right?* Go to bed, Captain.
Yuuri: *blinks, going a little red at being kissed* ... *meekly* ..'night, Wolfram...
Wolfram: *turns the lights out as he leaves.* Good night, Yuuri. *closes the door and leans his back on it, exhaling incredulously before bounding towards his room with a skip to his step*