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Title: Typical
Author: Chu
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Well, I'd say a little fluff and drama and angst with a pinch of humor.
I wrote this to try and get over my slump...dunno if it worked yet, but I sure feel better after getting all of this out.
Hope you all like. =D
Yuuri stopped outside of his room, looking through the crack in the door and managing to catch a glimpse of Wolfram with his arms up, applying deodorant. His hair was shining in the mid-afternoon sun and his smooth white skin made it nearly impossible to see the little white specks that always came off the stick whenever you applied it. And his pits looked great.
"ZOOMJ HAWT!" Yuuri raced into the room, knocking the door off the hinges in his wake and tackling his fiancee, leaving them both half-draped over the in-table next to their bed. Wolfram shrieked, dropping his deodorant and trying to wiggle free as Yuuri began humping his rear-end wildly.
"No! STOP! Don't do that! Ahhhh, no, no!" Yuuri suddenly changed into the Maou, which increased his humping speed by three hundred points and added fifty to his super seme defense, and his long Maou hair contributed ohmigosh! balance.
"Yuuri, no, it's too soon, we're not married yet, AH!" Wolfram's hip cracked from the almighty power of Maou!Hump attack, and soon he was wobbling around with a rabid Maou clinging to his back and relentlessly violating his bottom.
Soon, Gunter came running after hearing all the squealing and sounds of broken bones, and caught sight of Yuuri desperately trying to consumate their ohsopure love.
"ZOOMJ HAWT!"
And because Gunter is a perverted voyeur, he snapped a few shots with his camera and later sold them on Ebay.
This is written based on a true story.
Author: Chu
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Well, I'd say a little fluff and drama and angst with a pinch of humor.
I wrote this to try and get over my slump...dunno if it worked yet, but I sure feel better after getting all of this out.
Hope you all like. =D
Yuuri stopped outside of his room, looking through the crack in the door and managing to catch a glimpse of Wolfram with his arms up, applying deodorant. His hair was shining in the mid-afternoon sun and his smooth white skin made it nearly impossible to see the little white specks that always came off the stick whenever you applied it. And his pits looked great.
"ZOOMJ HAWT!" Yuuri raced into the room, knocking the door off the hinges in his wake and tackling his fiancee, leaving them both half-draped over the in-table next to their bed. Wolfram shrieked, dropping his deodorant and trying to wiggle free as Yuuri began humping his rear-end wildly.
"No! STOP! Don't do that! Ahhhh, no, no!" Yuuri suddenly changed into the Maou, which increased his humping speed by three hundred points and added fifty to his super seme defense, and his long Maou hair contributed ohmigosh! balance.
"Yuuri, no, it's too soon, we're not married yet, AH!" Wolfram's hip cracked from the almighty power of Maou!Hump attack, and soon he was wobbling around with a rabid Maou clinging to his back and relentlessly violating his bottom.
Soon, Gunter came running after hearing all the squealing and sounds of broken bones, and caught sight of Yuuri desperately trying to consumate their ohsopure love.
"ZOOMJ HAWT!"
And because Gunter is a perverted voyeur, he snapped a few shots with his camera and later sold them on Ebay.
This is written based on a true story.