Fic: Shampoo
Title: Shampoo
Author: amles80
Rating|Genre: pg-13 (or rather, g until the epilogue) | friendship, slash
Characters|Pairing: Conrad, Günter, Gisela, unnamed guard, references to Anissina | Conrad(/Günter)
Summary: Günter doesn’t let just anybody touch his hair, but now that he has been confined to bed for several days and can’t wash it, he’s ready ( Read more... )
Author: amles80
Rating|Genre: pg-13 (or rather, g until the epilogue) | friendship, slash
Characters|Pairing: Conrad, Günter, Gisela, unnamed guard, references to Anissina | Conrad(/Günter)
Summary: Günter doesn’t let just anybody touch his hair, but now that he has been confined to bed for several days and can’t wash it, he’s ready ( Read more... )
When Conrad was sure that Günter was asleep, he went back in there and pulled his sword carefully out of its sheath. He had to be careful because he didn’t want to cut Günter’s throat off. Unfortunately he was a bit clumsy because of the excitement and he cut off a big chunk of hair, a lot more than he had planned.
Oh well he thought, more for me! And it’s gonna grow back before he notices…
“HELP ME!!!” Günter cried the next morning when he woke up. “Somebody STOLE my precious HAIR; look at me, I’m mutilated!!”
And he cried and cried, even more than he did when Yuuri was hiding from their study sessions.
“Conrad, do you know who cut almost all of my hair off?” Günter asked.
“Nope”, Conrad said, and this was no lie, because Conrad had been careless the night before and left the big, wonderful, fluffy hair on a windowsill where anyone could have taken it.
He was sad.
So he started an investigation and the leads (a few strands of hair) led them to Gwendal’s room. They had to break in. And there was the eldest brother, sitting at his desk, knitting something that had a striking resemblance to Günter’s hair color.
“HE’S THE THIEF! I KNEW IT!” Conrad cried and rushed forward to take back the hair he so loved and wanted to possess forever.
Gwendal couldn’t fight back because he was too overwhelmed by having people over in his private bedroom full of plushies. Then he tried to blame his cat.
“She brought me this hair; she thought it was a rat…”
It was the cat Gwendal had previously rescued from Günter’s potion making days; this comment did nothing to endear the cat further in Günter’s eyes (A/N: how OOC was that of mostly-fluffy character Günter to have a cat in a cage, about to cook it?).
However, when Günter saw that Gwendal had made a Yuuri-plushie, it was alright. He pinned the hair back on his head using some of Gwendal’s crochet needles.
“I have Heika in my heart, I have Heika in my hair; I must show Heika this sign of my undying love for him!”
And he danced happily out of there to find Yuuri who was trying to figure out a way to break up with Wolfram, since the subtle message behind the words “Ew, we’re both guys” obviously didn’t get through to him.
“Shit”, Gwendal frowned. “I always wanted a plushie out of Günter’s hair.”
“That was my hair”, Conrad complained. “I cut it off!”
“Then you shouldn’t have left it where anyone could find it”, Gwendal snubbed him.
They sighed and looked at each other; two brothers sharing the same thought:
Günter’s hair will always come unharmed out of any situation. Günter’s hair will always win. When all of us are gone, the memory Günter’s hair will live forever.
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