Author/Artist: kjoycely (
seamusog)
Characters/Pairings: Table/Lazania/Sangria/Doria
Word Count: 2251
Rating: NC-17
Any Warnings: Sex. The author may have been temporarily insane when she wrote this. She claims Rule 34 must be enforced.
Theme/Prompt being used: Non-speaker POV and Politics
Summary: A kitchen table recounts its interesting career at Blood Pledge Castle.
Author's Notes: This was submitted to
kkm_challenge.
This is dedicated to
sammy_h who inspired this piece of craziness. This is also my first time writing an NC-17 fic so if you have time, I'd appreciate your concrit.
Click, I double-dog dare you.