Author/Artist:
terraharpelCharacters/Pairings: Yozak / Conrad // Wolfram / Yuuri
Word Count: 554
Rating: PG and up
Any Warnings: none
Theme/Prompt being used: none
"Pull it out!"
"Ma, captain, don´t be a chicken.Keep still, I have it in one minute."
"Yozak!"
"What?! Since when are you such a sissy? You have been in much worse pain that this. "
"Yes, but that was in the war. That is my ass you are tinkering with!" Conrad hissed.
"Yadda, yadda. Stop crying like a baby. It will be soon over. After all, you have begged me to do this." Yozak´s voice was soaked with amusement and irritation.
Soft groans were to be heard. "I didn´t beg you! I would never beg you to do this."
A light chuckling and a moan of pain followed that statement. "What a liar you can be.Who would you have asked if not me? The kiddo? He would have a heart attack if he needed to touch you like that."
"Yo~zak, stop talking and finish already!"
"My, my how demanding you can be, captain.I´ll remind you of this event for the rest of your life."
"And I´ll remember never to ask you again....." Conrad groaned.
"Awwww, you should know by now that I´m your friend in need." Yozak was highly amused. Suddenly there was a short shout and then silence.
"Wow, captain! How impressive."
"Shut up!"
Yozak laughed and opened the flap of the tent. Outside, around a small fire, sat Wolfram and Yuuri, huddling together. Their faces were red. Wolfram threw the half-demon a heated glare. "Was it necessary to be so loud?" Wolfram asked with a biting undertone.
"Sure, sure. Conrad can be such a wimp and he needs distraction from the pain." Yozak replied as if he would talk about the weather.
"I don´t need a distraction," Conrad huffed as he crawled out of the tent. His pants were in place again. The slightly pained look on his face was a heavy contrast to Yozak´s cheeky smile. "What can I say? I´m the best! Only Lady Gisela would beat me."
Conrad shoved Yozak away and moved to the fire. Yuuri's face was still red as a tomato. Stuttering, he said, "I´m sorry Conrad. If I would have listen to you then you would not need to do something like that with Yozak."
"Your Majesty. That is nothing, I will gladly do that every time again for you."
"Just one moment ago you said something else," Yozak mumbled and adjusted his pants.A meaningful glare of Conrad let him keep his next words for himself, only a knowing smile played around his lips. Yozak knew that Conrad will tell him a piece of his mind when they will be alone again. He was looking forward to it.
Yuuri took over from Yozak, "Still, Conrad, without my regardless behavior you wouldn´t be hurt. And you would never have landed in that thornbush.
Yozak rolled his eyes at his friends behavior, "Well, I need a bath; I prefer a cold one." Yozak slapped on Conrad´s backside while he was on the way to the bath. Conrad jumped as Yozak hit his abused backside. Conrad´s words of rebuke died on his lips as he heard Yozak´s added whispering.
"Next time,captain, I will show you what I can do with your ass when I don´t need to pull out those nasty thorns.
THE END
*wave*
terra