My God am I Lucky

[kyosuke21]

Ok so last month I went to Chicago to visit my brother for about a week because I needed to raise my spirits, get out of the house, and just do something different. So the first night I'm there Eric decides we should go drinking. No big deal except for some reason I didn't feel right about drinking that night. Well I still went drinking anyways, mainly because we had already procured the alcohol. So we get to where the drinking is and as requested there is a handle of vodka there. No orange juice or cranberry juice but coke to mix with the vodka. So I start pouring the drinks mostly vodka with a tiny amount of coke in it. About half an hour has passed and I've drunk half the handle by myself. Feeling just peachy I went back to my brother's room cause I thought I had drunk enough. Next thing that I remember is there's vomit all over my brother's room. So I cleaned it up and then went to sleep cause I was tired. Two of my brother's roommates were apparently watching over me and got worried because they couldn't wake me up. So they called an ambulance. I woke up to paramedics and a cop in the room. Bitched out the paramedics because at this point I was fine. I answered there questions as they asked them and gave them attitude the entire time. This actually would have been my saving grace had it not been for the fact that the hospital still wanted to bring me in. So I go to the hospital and I pretty much spent most of the night there. As a result of all of this I got a ticket and a court date and had to back to Chicago yesterday for my court date. One of the things the cop told me is that he would be on vacation so they would probably throw out my ticket. So I went to court yesterday, pled not guilty, because I had no I idea if admitting to the crime would automatically screw me over right then and there. So when my name was called I was told that the case was being dismissed, no court fees, nothing. So thankfully this whole ordeal is only going to cost me my hospital bills.

So I've come to one conclusion from all of this and that is this, bad shit is going to continue to keep happening to me but somehow I'm going to come out of it mostly unscathed.