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"We both are in a band, and he always seemed to be the wanted one by the ladies. I must say myself as a VERY STRAIGHT HE MANY man that I wanted to tap that.
He has a round ass made for shoving windshields up there and even some KABOOM. which makes you piss and ejaculate at the same time. Good shit.
But now I can't really fuck him becasue his dandruff is all over the bed ever since he shaved half of his head. Also his AIDs, can't forget the AIDS. But U bet they taste like straberry. I think Mucahel Phelps gave him AIDS.
ANYWAY. One day he came to practice and he just told me "CAN I SLAP YOUR WEASLE" and I thought he meant my kangaroo rat, and I said "fuck no only I can slap it at night ho."
Then he said "OH NO YOU DIDNT PSHHHHHH *SNAP SNAP*" then I said "BITE IT BITE IT."
"bite what?"
"My rash it itches like a mofo."
Then he bit it good and one of my band members come in whcih is Kaoru wearing geisha make up and tried to talk while a cock was in his mouth. let me tell you IT LOOKED DIFFICULT.
"WHRAAA UOOOOOO DROIING? URHHH GRAIIIII."
Then Toshiya dove into a bottle of semen.
And that my friends. Was MY gay experience."
HAR HAR. I submitted to a bi experiences story archive. they probably won't approve it. *EMOS* FUCK YOU KRISTIN ARCHIVES OR WTF IT WAS CALLED.
He has a round ass made for shoving windshields up there and even some KABOOM. which makes you piss and ejaculate at the same time. Good shit.
But now I can't really fuck him becasue his dandruff is all over the bed ever since he shaved half of his head. Also his AIDs, can't forget the AIDS. But U bet they taste like straberry. I think Mucahel Phelps gave him AIDS.
ANYWAY. One day he came to practice and he just told me "CAN I SLAP YOUR WEASLE" and I thought he meant my kangaroo rat, and I said "fuck no only I can slap it at night ho."
Then he said "OH NO YOU DIDNT PSHHHHHH *SNAP SNAP*" then I said "BITE IT BITE IT."
"bite what?"
"My rash it itches like a mofo."
Then he bit it good and one of my band members come in whcih is Kaoru wearing geisha make up and tried to talk while a cock was in his mouth. let me tell you IT LOOKED DIFFICULT.
"WHRAAA UOOOOOO DROIING? URHHH GRAIIIII."
Then Toshiya dove into a bottle of semen.
And that my friends. Was MY gay experience."
HAR HAR. I submitted to a bi experiences story archive. they probably won't approve it. *EMOS* FUCK YOU KRISTIN ARCHIVES OR WTF IT WAS CALLED.