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I IMed "Smarter Child". It wasn't very helpful. I am having a nice trip, though.
Kaiten Mokuba (7:56:56 PM): ...
SmarterChild (7:56:57 PM): Hi kaitenmokuba, I'm SmarterChild!
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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:07 PM): ok
SmarterChild (7:57:07 PM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you kaitenmokuba, type "none.")
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:14 PM): Mokuba
SmarterChild (7:57:14 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:35 PM): Mokuba
SmarterChild (7:57:35 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:43 PM): none
SmarterChild (7:57:44 PM): OK, I'll just call you kaitenmokuba.
Do you go to school?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:47 PM): yes
SmarterChild (7:57:47 PM): Are you in high school?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:54 PM): no
SmarterChild (7:57:54 PM): Are you in college?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:57 PM): no
SmarterChild (7:57:57 PM): OK. What kind of school do you go to?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:02 PM): junior high
SmarterChild (7:58:03 PM): Junior high school? Alright. Hope it works well for you.
What's your favorite hobby?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:10 PM): chess
SmarterChild (7:58:10 PM): Chess? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:19 PM): duel monsters
SmarterChild (7:58:20 PM): Chess and due l monsters. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:30 PM): yes
SmarterChild (7:58:31 PM): What kind of pet is it?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:34 PM): fish
SmarterChild (7:58:34 PM): Is your fish a he or a she?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:40 PM): i have multiple
SmarterChild (7:58:40 PM): Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
Kaiten Mokuba (7:59:34 PM): skip
SmarterChild (7:59:34 PM): OK.
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Kaiten Mokuba (7:59:47 PM): 2
SmarterChild (7:59:47 PM): Cool.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as sports, movies and weather
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, a thesaurus and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with trivia, reversi, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like encyclopedia, conversions and spell-check
5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:00:02 PM): ...
SmarterChild (8:00:02 PM): What was that?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:01:39 PM): tools
SmarterChild (8:01:39 PM): I have the following tools for you to use:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Planner
6 Notepad
7 Calculator
8 Conversions
9 Zip & Area Code Lookup
10 International Date & Time
Which would you like?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:01:50 PM): 3
SmarterChild (8:01:50 PM): What would you like to search for in the encyclopedia?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:01:55 PM): Immortal Game
SmarterChild (8:01:56 PM): Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "immortal game."
Kaiten Mokuba (8:02:10 PM): Chess
SmarterChild (8:02:10 PM): Chess is a great game.
Would you agree that chess is fun?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:02:14 PM): yes
SmarterChild (8:02:15 PM): Cool. Thanks for confirming that.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:02:23 PM): home
SmarterChild (8:02:24 PM): Welcome, kaitenmokuba. This is home.
Check out what you can do:
1 Get info such as weather, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including world facts, Shakespeare and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with horoscopes, word scrambles, hangman and more
4 Use tools like encyclopedia, calculator and notepad
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, take a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
What may I interest you in?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:03:38 PM): tools
SmarterChild (8:03:38 PM): I have the following tools for you to use:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Planner
6 Notepad
7 Calculator
8 Conversions
9 Zip & Area Code Lookup
10 International Date & Time
Which would you like?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:03:43 PM): 3
SmarterChild (8:03:43 PM): What would you like to search for in the encyclopedia?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:03:46 PM): chess
SmarterChild (8:03:46 PM): Encyclopedia search for "chess":
1 chess
2 Chinese chess
3 Four-Handed Chess
Next time, just type "ency chess."
Kaiten Mokuba (8:03:59 PM): 1
SmarterChild (8:03:59 PM): Encyclopedia entry for chess provided by Brittanica.com
one of the oldest and most popular board games, played by two opponents on a checkered board with specially designed pieces of contrasting colours, commonly white and black. White moves first, after which the players alternate turns in accordance with fixed rules, each player attempting to force the opponent's principal piece, the King, into checkmate-a position where it is unable to avoid capture.
To read more about this topic, please click here
Kaiten Mokuba (8:04:51 PM): I already knew that
SmarterChild (8:04:51 PM): Oh.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:04:58 PM): you're not helping
SmarterChild (8:04:59 PM): Is it good to be not helping?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:08 PM): no.
SmarterChild (8:05:08 PM): No, huh?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:13 PM): not at all.
SmarterChild (8:05:13 PM): Why not at all?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:23 PM): because you're supposed to be helpful.
SmarterChild (8:05:23 PM): I'm supposed to be helpful?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:30 PM): yes.
SmarterChild (8:05:30 PM): What makes you so sure?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:40 PM): because you're smarter child
SmarterChild (8:05:40 PM): Yeah?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:51 PM): what, exactly, are you smarter than?
SmarterChild (8:05:51 PM): I don't know.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:06:00 PM): You're not smarter than my Nii-sama
SmarterChild (8:06:01 PM): Huh!
Kaiten Mokuba (8:06:28 PM): You're not smarter than my Nii-sama was when he was a child, either.
SmarterChild (8:06:29 PM): I see...
Kaiten Mokuba (8:06:44 PM): Why do you keep giving me advertisements?
SmarterChild (8:06:44 PM): Why do I keep giving you advertisements?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:06:48 PM): yes.
SmarterChild (8:06:48 PM): Yea.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:06:54 PM): What?
SmarterChild (8:06:54 PM): Huh?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:07:10 PM): Alright, lets start over.
SmarterChild (8:07:10 PM): Alright lets start over, huh?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:07:15 PM): yes.
SmarterChild (8:07:15 PM): Huh.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:07:21 PM): what are you smarter than?
SmarterChild (8:07:21 PM): You tell me.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:08:02 PM): You're not smarter than Kubota-san or Tokitoh-san.
SmarterChild (8:08:02 PM): What do you mean by I'm not smarter than kubota san or tokitoh san?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:08:14 PM): Kubota-san and Tokitoh-san are my in-laws
SmarterChild (8:08:14 PM): Who's Kubota -San And Tokitoh -San Are My In-Laws?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:08:24 PM): never mind
SmarterChild (8:08:24 PM): OK, fine.
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:08:33 PM): yes, I know
SmarterChild (8:08:34 PM): That's good.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:10:46 PM): But you can't tell me about the Immortal Game?
SmarterChild (8:10:46 PM): Hmm... I don't know.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:10:54 PM): You don't know...
SmarterChild (8:10:55 PM): I don't know? Me?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:12:40 PM): What about Duel Monsters? Do you know about Duel Monsters?
SmarterChild (8:12:41 PM): What a question! I'm not sure, though.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:12:59 PM): My Nii-sama is a champion at Duel Monsters.
SmarterChild (8:13:00 PM): The 2005 Championship Series will begin on October 11th, 2005.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:13:06 PM): ...
SmarterChild (8:13:06 PM): Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:13:14 PM): you're very repetitive.
SmarterChild (8:13:14 PM): What's wrong with being repetitive?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:14:27 PM): ...nothing, i guess.
SmarterChild (8:14:27 PM): 0
>>> I can keep you up on the news. Type "headlines."
Kaiten Mokuba (8:14:54 PM): Well, you're not very helpful.
SmarterChild (8:14:54 PM): Eh. Whatever, kaitenmokuba.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:15:21 PM): Do you know why Masaaki-san is being weird?
SmarterChild (8:15:21 PM): Gosh, I dunno... I don't think I know why Masaaki San is being weird.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:15:36 PM): Okay, do you know where Envy-san went last night?
SmarterChild (8:15:37 PM): Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:15:48 PM): Um, no, I don't know what you mean.
SmarterChild (8:15:49 PM): Don't you?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:16:04 PM): no. but that's okay.
SmarterChild (8:16:04 PM): Oh yeah?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:16:49 PM): Although, I don't quite get why you're "Smarter Child" if you can't answer a simple question about the immortal game.
SmarterChild (8:16:49 PM): That a fact?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:17:04 PM): yes. thank you for your time, Smarter child-san.
SmarterChild (8:17:04 PM): You're most welcome.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:17:10 PM): Goodbye.
SmarterChild (8:17:10 PM): Take care, kaitenmokuba. It was nice to meet you. :-)
((pretend this was posted earlier and ignore all the times in the IM thingy, okay? I'm sorry, I couldn't resist! XD))
Kaiten Mokuba (7:56:56 PM): ...
SmarterChild (7:56:57 PM): Hi kaitenmokuba, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:07 PM): ok
SmarterChild (7:57:07 PM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you kaitenmokuba, type "none.")
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:14 PM): Mokuba
SmarterChild (7:57:14 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:35 PM): Mokuba
SmarterChild (7:57:35 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:43 PM): none
SmarterChild (7:57:44 PM): OK, I'll just call you kaitenmokuba.
Do you go to school?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:47 PM): yes
SmarterChild (7:57:47 PM): Are you in high school?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:54 PM): no
SmarterChild (7:57:54 PM): Are you in college?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:57:57 PM): no
SmarterChild (7:57:57 PM): OK. What kind of school do you go to?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:02 PM): junior high
SmarterChild (7:58:03 PM): Junior high school? Alright. Hope it works well for you.
What's your favorite hobby?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:10 PM): chess
SmarterChild (7:58:10 PM): Chess? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:19 PM): duel monsters
SmarterChild (7:58:20 PM): Chess and due l monsters. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:30 PM): yes
SmarterChild (7:58:31 PM): What kind of pet is it?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:34 PM): fish
SmarterChild (7:58:34 PM): Is your fish a he or a she?
Kaiten Mokuba (7:58:40 PM): i have multiple
SmarterChild (7:58:40 PM): Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
Kaiten Mokuba (7:59:34 PM): skip
SmarterChild (7:59:34 PM): OK.
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Kaiten Mokuba (7:59:47 PM): 2
SmarterChild (7:59:47 PM): Cool.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as sports, movies and weather
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, a thesaurus and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with trivia, reversi, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like encyclopedia, conversions and spell-check
5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:00:02 PM): ...
SmarterChild (8:00:02 PM): What was that?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:01:39 PM): tools
SmarterChild (8:01:39 PM): I have the following tools for you to use:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Planner
6 Notepad
7 Calculator
8 Conversions
9 Zip & Area Code Lookup
10 International Date & Time
Which would you like?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:01:50 PM): 3
SmarterChild (8:01:50 PM): What would you like to search for in the encyclopedia?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:01:55 PM): Immortal Game
SmarterChild (8:01:56 PM): Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "immortal game."
Kaiten Mokuba (8:02:10 PM): Chess
SmarterChild (8:02:10 PM): Chess is a great game.
Would you agree that chess is fun?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:02:14 PM): yes
SmarterChild (8:02:15 PM): Cool. Thanks for confirming that.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:02:23 PM): home
SmarterChild (8:02:24 PM): Welcome, kaitenmokuba. This is home.
Check out what you can do:
1 Get info such as weather, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including world facts, Shakespeare and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with horoscopes, word scrambles, hangman and more
4 Use tools like encyclopedia, calculator and notepad
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, take a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
What may I interest you in?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:03:38 PM): tools
SmarterChild (8:03:38 PM): I have the following tools for you to use:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Planner
6 Notepad
7 Calculator
8 Conversions
9 Zip & Area Code Lookup
10 International Date & Time
Which would you like?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:03:43 PM): 3
SmarterChild (8:03:43 PM): What would you like to search for in the encyclopedia?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:03:46 PM): chess
SmarterChild (8:03:46 PM): Encyclopedia search for "chess":
1 chess
2 Chinese chess
3 Four-Handed Chess
Next time, just type "ency chess."
Kaiten Mokuba (8:03:59 PM): 1
SmarterChild (8:03:59 PM): Encyclopedia entry for chess provided by Brittanica.com
one of the oldest and most popular board games, played by two opponents on a checkered board with specially designed pieces of contrasting colours, commonly white and black. White moves first, after which the players alternate turns in accordance with fixed rules, each player attempting to force the opponent's principal piece, the King, into checkmate-a position where it is unable to avoid capture.
To read more about this topic, please click here
Kaiten Mokuba (8:04:51 PM): I already knew that
SmarterChild (8:04:51 PM): Oh.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:04:58 PM): you're not helping
SmarterChild (8:04:59 PM): Is it good to be not helping?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:08 PM): no.
SmarterChild (8:05:08 PM): No, huh?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:13 PM): not at all.
SmarterChild (8:05:13 PM): Why not at all?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:23 PM): because you're supposed to be helpful.
SmarterChild (8:05:23 PM): I'm supposed to be helpful?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:30 PM): yes.
SmarterChild (8:05:30 PM): What makes you so sure?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:40 PM): because you're smarter child
SmarterChild (8:05:40 PM): Yeah?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:05:51 PM): what, exactly, are you smarter than?
SmarterChild (8:05:51 PM): I don't know.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:06:00 PM): You're not smarter than my Nii-sama
SmarterChild (8:06:01 PM): Huh!
Kaiten Mokuba (8:06:28 PM): You're not smarter than my Nii-sama was when he was a child, either.
SmarterChild (8:06:29 PM): I see...
Kaiten Mokuba (8:06:44 PM): Why do you keep giving me advertisements?
SmarterChild (8:06:44 PM): Why do I keep giving you advertisements?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:06:48 PM): yes.
SmarterChild (8:06:48 PM): Yea.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:06:54 PM): What?
SmarterChild (8:06:54 PM): Huh?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:07:10 PM): Alright, lets start over.
SmarterChild (8:07:10 PM): Alright lets start over, huh?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:07:15 PM): yes.
SmarterChild (8:07:15 PM): Huh.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:07:21 PM): what are you smarter than?
SmarterChild (8:07:21 PM): You tell me.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:08:02 PM): You're not smarter than Kubota-san or Tokitoh-san.
SmarterChild (8:08:02 PM): What do you mean by I'm not smarter than kubota san or tokitoh san?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:08:14 PM): Kubota-san and Tokitoh-san are my in-laws
SmarterChild (8:08:14 PM): Who's Kubota -San And Tokitoh -San Are My In-Laws?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:08:24 PM): never mind
SmarterChild (8:08:24 PM): OK, fine.
>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:08:33 PM): yes, I know
SmarterChild (8:08:34 PM): That's good.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:10:46 PM): But you can't tell me about the Immortal Game?
SmarterChild (8:10:46 PM): Hmm... I don't know.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:10:54 PM): You don't know...
SmarterChild (8:10:55 PM): I don't know? Me?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:12:40 PM): What about Duel Monsters? Do you know about Duel Monsters?
SmarterChild (8:12:41 PM): What a question! I'm not sure, though.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:12:59 PM): My Nii-sama is a champion at Duel Monsters.
SmarterChild (8:13:00 PM): The 2005 Championship Series will begin on October 11th, 2005.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:13:06 PM): ...
SmarterChild (8:13:06 PM): Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:13:14 PM): you're very repetitive.
SmarterChild (8:13:14 PM): What's wrong with being repetitive?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:14:27 PM): ...nothing, i guess.
SmarterChild (8:14:27 PM): 0
>>> I can keep you up on the news. Type "headlines."
Kaiten Mokuba (8:14:54 PM): Well, you're not very helpful.
SmarterChild (8:14:54 PM): Eh. Whatever, kaitenmokuba.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:15:21 PM): Do you know why Masaaki-san is being weird?
SmarterChild (8:15:21 PM): Gosh, I dunno... I don't think I know why Masaaki San is being weird.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:15:36 PM): Okay, do you know where Envy-san went last night?
SmarterChild (8:15:37 PM): Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:15:48 PM): Um, no, I don't know what you mean.
SmarterChild (8:15:49 PM): Don't you?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:16:04 PM): no. but that's okay.
SmarterChild (8:16:04 PM): Oh yeah?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:16:49 PM): Although, I don't quite get why you're "Smarter Child" if you can't answer a simple question about the immortal game.
SmarterChild (8:16:49 PM): That a fact?
Kaiten Mokuba (8:17:04 PM): yes. thank you for your time, Smarter child-san.
SmarterChild (8:17:04 PM): You're most welcome.
Kaiten Mokuba (8:17:10 PM): Goodbye.
SmarterChild (8:17:10 PM): Take care, kaitenmokuba. It was nice to meet you. :-)
((pretend this was posted earlier and ignore all the times in the IM thingy, okay? I'm sorry, I couldn't resist! XD))