HELLO?!

Jun 04, 2009 19:42

Wh.. WHAT IS THIS?! I KNEW I felt him around. KNEW IT, my evil radar detector went off. Damn you Shotaro! You got me involved with that creepy guy! I woke up inside a BOX! And once I made it out I found myself in some forest in front of a creepy mansion! It wouldn't be so bad if they took care of it, but the door's broken! And I think some of the lights too!! He probably shipped me BULK too because I'm bruised everywhere. If my face is bruised I'll KILL him. Stuffing me in a box! I DEMAND A REMATCH! WHERE DID YOU SEND ME?! DOES THIS THING SEND EMAILS?! HELLO INTERNET!!!! IS ANYONE OUT THERE?! THE HOUSE KNOWS MY NAME!!!

Ohhhhh noooooooooooo! I'm supposed to be shooting Mio today and Mr. Tsuruga is going to think I'm late and I don't care about acting!! DAMN YOU BEAGLE! I HATE YOU! I'll make you pay! I'll send you to the deepest bowels of Hell! You think this crappy run down house is going to keep me from crushing you? Think again buster! I'll get out that door if I have to find an AX and CUT IT DOWN MYSELF!

Oh... Mr. Tsuruga's going to give me that terrifying gentlemanly smile and say something mean like 'Oh you decided to show up, isn't that nice, the rest of us wasted days of shooting because you weren't there.' I know he's gonna hate me for this even more.

Mooookoooo I'm somewhere in a forest. Do you think I'm dead? Do you think the fairies came and took me away to their world? Why didn't they take me out of the box first. I didn't see anything but this house and trees.

That stupid beagle thinks he's won but next time I see him I'll show him! You think you scare me but it's not going to be like last time I have a talisman this time and it'll defeat you for sure! ... Where is it? NOOOOO!!!! OH MY GOD NO!! COOOOORN!! IT'S GONE YOU MADE ME LOSE IT!!

I HATE YOU 100x more now! I hope you got a splinter putting me in that box! I hope it gets infected and festers and falls off and all your fans are disgusted by you! YOU DESERVE IT!

Who's Miss Dalmasca?

what's that noise, sho's a jerk, intro, beagle, spazz

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