Sex Education: Learning the do's and don'ts of Sex in the world!

[kyoko_needle]

*Many fliers have been passed out and posted on the walls of Baal's castle and in the surrounding land. They say

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[shape_da_future]

**This...
Is...
Awkward...

Also, Yoyo knows 'that rack' from the black out fliers.

Alas, he DOES show up, even if he knows HOW to use a condom (not that he's ever used one before but, he's from 'the streets', so he knows.**

[kyoko_needle]

Oh, hello Yoyo. Are you here to learn from me today?

[shape_da_future]

**Still more awkward**

Uh... well... **It's NOT supposed to be awkward but...** You mean... you... and me...

[kyoko_needle]

Yes, I will teach you everything I know about sex and sexual Harassment.

[shape_da_future]

...everything you know... about sex...

uhhh... **C'mon Yoyo! Think! Use the UPPER head!**

But... does that mean... we're... like... uhhh...

[kyoko_needle]

Yes. Um, is there a problem Yoyo?

[shape_da_future]

Well... it's like... we like eachother, right? You sure we're ready for the whole... sex thing?

**You know that whole foot-in-mouth thing he does? He's also missing a few links in this chain here.**

Wait... doesn't that mean you're like... more experienced than me?

[kyoko_needle]

Um... I think you have the wrong idea... You think I'm going to teach you how to have sex?

I-it's more like the, um, things like safe sex, condoms, um, and STDs...

[shape_da_future]

Oh... ohhhhh... **You SHOULD'VE known that Yoyo! But, well, the opportunity reared it's head.**

That... yeah. I uh... learned that in school yo. Well, on one of those days I went.

[kyoko_needle]

*it's is now very awkward*

B-but why would you want m-me to teach you... that o-other stuff?

[shape_da_future]

I thought... that's what you'd meant. Uh... since... y'know... I like you and... I think you like me...

S-sorry Kyoko-babe... I just... I guess I misunderstood...

[kyoko_needle]

W-w-whether I l-like you or not w-wasn't the point... t-t-that much.

I-I mean, I-I doubt I_I would b-be able to teach you t-that better then a s-succubus...

[shape_da_future]

You mean... you haven't... done that... yet?

[kyoko_needle]

N-no... I am saving that t-til marriage, o-or after 10 d-dates. T-that is the delinquent t-thing to do.

[shape_da_future]

I don't think I have either. I'm pretty sure I haven't...

But, why would I want to learn that from a succubus anyway?

[kyoko_needle]

They are the masters of sex. Many demon's go to have their first time with them.