Sex Education: Learning the do's and don'ts of Sex in the world!

[kyoko_needle]

*Many fliers have been passed out and posted on the walls of Baal's castle and in the surrounding land. They say

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[realfakehero]

... You know, this is giving me all kinds of thoughts I could really have preferred to have never thought.

[kyoko_needle]

But Sir Cain, so many demons do not know proper sex ed. They also don't know anything about sexual harassment. I hope to teach them both of these things.

[realfakehero]

Oh, I think lots of them know about sexual harassment. They just don't know what the words mean.

[kyoko_needle]

I hope to teach them. I am quite tired of Orc's always trying to jump into my breasts.

[realfakehero]

As common as they are, that must happen pretty often to you.

[...where did he get that coin from?]

[kyoko_needle]

It happens quite often. I stop them before I can. but it is still quite annoying.

*Does not notice the coin*

[realfakehero]

[Ah, but will she notice it when the 100Hl goes flying through the air and attempts to nestle itself in the same place the orcs are always aiming for?]

[kyoko_needle]

*Kyoko has no idea why he flipped a coin. She is shocked when it lands in her cleavage.*

S-S-Sir Cain!! W-why would you do such a thing!?

[realfakehero]

[hiding his eyes a bit by adjusting his hat.]

I thought I might test your reflexes. I do apologize, but any forewarning would have ruined the exercise. You may keep it if it's any consolation.

[kyoko_needle]

I had no reason to suspect that coin was going to land there! If you had use a more dangerous weapon, I easily would have grabbed it.

[realfakehero]

I understand completely. How about I make it up to you by keeping an eye on certain elements who might want to take advantage of this event in unseemly ways?

[kyoko_needle]

That would be very nice of you Sir Cain. Please try not to be too rough on them

[realfakehero]

Oh I promise none of them will feel as much as a pinprick from me.

[kyoko_needle]

Oh, that would be best. Thank you so much.

So, Do you need to know anything about sex ed?

[realfakehero]

No need to thank me. I just believe in doing a job well.

Well, I'm a grown man who's been at large in the galaxy for the better part of his life, and who's spent the last ten years with a mixed gender unit that has a tendency to produce the next generation of recruits, if you know what I mean. How much do you think I still haven't learned?

[kyoko_needle]

Oh, I didn't know you had that much exposure to the opposite sex. I heard armies are mostly male.