Card Shark in the makings...
Ok, so considering I've been bored out of my mind, I've decided to play some online poker...(screw you JBoy for getting me started in this habit by posting your transcripts)
Here are two hilarious moments in the same tournament, which I won on a flush...^______^
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to WyldSe7en [ Ah Qh ]
dgmize calls [15].
ibplumn calls [15].
sting_u calls [15].
benfolds5111 calls [15].
CastleDrewCo calls [15].
teschticle folds.
CLAMPER1849r calls [15].
redron03 calls [15].
WyldSe7en calls [5].
Bigboy557 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, Qd, 9s ]
WyldSe7en bets [80].
Bigboy557 raises [160].
dgmize folds.
ibplumn folds.
sting_u calls [160].
benfolds5111 raises [450].
CastleDrewCo folds.
CLAMPER1849r folds.
redron03 folds.
WyldSe7en calls [370].
Bigboy557 calls [290].
sting_u calls [290].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
WyldSe7en checks.
Bigboy557 is all-In [335]
sting_u folds.
benfolds5111 is all-In [335]
WyldSe7en is all-In [335]
** Dealing River ** [ Jc ]
WyldSe7en shows [ Ah, Qh ] a pair of queens.
Bigboy557 shows [ 8s, As ] high card ace.
benfolds5111 shows [ 3c, 9h ] a pair of nines.
WyldSe7en wins 2940 chips from the main pot with a pair of queens.
Bigboy557 finished in ninth place.
benfolds5111 finished in ninth place.
benfolds5111 has left the table.
Bigboy557 has left the table.
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to WyldSe7en [ 6s 2s ]
CastleDrewCo raises [30].
teschticle is all-In [15]
CLAMPER1849r calls [30].
redron03 calls [30].
WyldSe7en calls [30].
CastleDrewCo: good luck ball sackie
dgmize raises [45].
ibplumn folds.
sting_u folds.
CastleDrewCo calls [15].
CLAMPER1849r calls [15].
redron03 calls [15].
WyldSe7en calls [15].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, 9c, Js ]
CastleDrewCo is all-In [740]
CLAMPER1849r is all-In [725]
CastleDrewCo: I win muck
redron03 calls [740].
CastleDrewCo: poo
WyldSe7en calls [740].
dgmize is all-In [725]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
CastleDrewCo: haha
CastleDrewCo: i win
WyldSe7en: You sure about that?
redron03 checks.
CastleDrewCo: yah
WyldSe7en is all-In [2140]
CastleDrewCo: no
WyldSe7en: We'll see.
redron03 folds.
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
CastleDrewCo: lol
CastleDrewCo shows [ 9s, Qd ] a straight, eight to queen.
teschticle shows [ 9h, 7s ] a straight, seven to jack.
CLAMPER1849r shows [ 5s, 4h ] a pair of nines.
WyldSe7en shows [ 6s, 2s ] a flush, jack high.
dgmize shows [ Qh, Jd ] a straight, eight to queen.
WyldSe7en wins 2140 chips from side pot #3 with a flush, jack high.
WyldSe7en wins 45 chips from side pot #2 with a flush, jack high.
WyldSe7en wins 3775 chips from side pot #1 with a flush, jack high.
WyldSe7en wins 115 chips from the main pot with a flush, jack high.
teschticle finished in eighth place.
CLAMPER1849r finished in sixth place.
dgmize finished in sixth place.
CastleDrewCo finished in fifth place.
dgmize has left the table.
CastleDrewCo has left the table.
teschticle has left the table.
CLAMPER1849r has left the table.
WyldSe7en: Thank you.
CastleDrewCo: i had set of nines and a steragiht
WyldSe7en: I had a flush.
CastleDrewCo: No shit?
WyldSe7en: Suck on that.
God, I wish the money was real, just so I could have the satisfaction of taking money from morons...
Here are two hilarious moments in the same tournament, which I won on a flush...^______^
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to WyldSe7en [ Ah Qh ]
dgmize calls [15].
ibplumn calls [15].
sting_u calls [15].
benfolds5111 calls [15].
CastleDrewCo calls [15].
teschticle folds.
CLAMPER1849r calls [15].
redron03 calls [15].
WyldSe7en calls [5].
Bigboy557 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, Qd, 9s ]
WyldSe7en bets [80].
Bigboy557 raises [160].
dgmize folds.
ibplumn folds.
sting_u calls [160].
benfolds5111 raises [450].
CastleDrewCo folds.
CLAMPER1849r folds.
redron03 folds.
WyldSe7en calls [370].
Bigboy557 calls [290].
sting_u calls [290].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
WyldSe7en checks.
Bigboy557 is all-In [335]
sting_u folds.
benfolds5111 is all-In [335]
WyldSe7en is all-In [335]
** Dealing River ** [ Jc ]
WyldSe7en shows [ Ah, Qh ] a pair of queens.
Bigboy557 shows [ 8s, As ] high card ace.
benfolds5111 shows [ 3c, 9h ] a pair of nines.
WyldSe7en wins 2940 chips from the main pot with a pair of queens.
Bigboy557 finished in ninth place.
benfolds5111 finished in ninth place.
benfolds5111 has left the table.
Bigboy557 has left the table.
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to WyldSe7en [ 6s 2s ]
CastleDrewCo raises [30].
teschticle is all-In [15]
CLAMPER1849r calls [30].
redron03 calls [30].
WyldSe7en calls [30].
CastleDrewCo: good luck ball sackie
dgmize raises [45].
ibplumn folds.
sting_u folds.
CastleDrewCo calls [15].
CLAMPER1849r calls [15].
redron03 calls [15].
WyldSe7en calls [15].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, 9c, Js ]
CastleDrewCo is all-In [740]
CLAMPER1849r is all-In [725]
CastleDrewCo: I win muck
redron03 calls [740].
CastleDrewCo: poo
WyldSe7en calls [740].
dgmize is all-In [725]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
CastleDrewCo: haha
CastleDrewCo: i win
WyldSe7en: You sure about that?
redron03 checks.
CastleDrewCo: yah
WyldSe7en is all-In [2140]
CastleDrewCo: no
WyldSe7en: We'll see.
redron03 folds.
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
CastleDrewCo: lol
CastleDrewCo shows [ 9s, Qd ] a straight, eight to queen.
teschticle shows [ 9h, 7s ] a straight, seven to jack.
CLAMPER1849r shows [ 5s, 4h ] a pair of nines.
WyldSe7en shows [ 6s, 2s ] a flush, jack high.
dgmize shows [ Qh, Jd ] a straight, eight to queen.
WyldSe7en wins 2140 chips from side pot #3 with a flush, jack high.
WyldSe7en wins 45 chips from side pot #2 with a flush, jack high.
WyldSe7en wins 3775 chips from side pot #1 with a flush, jack high.
WyldSe7en wins 115 chips from the main pot with a flush, jack high.
teschticle finished in eighth place.
CLAMPER1849r finished in sixth place.
dgmize finished in sixth place.
CastleDrewCo finished in fifth place.
dgmize has left the table.
CastleDrewCo has left the table.
teschticle has left the table.
CLAMPER1849r has left the table.
WyldSe7en: Thank you.
CastleDrewCo: i had set of nines and a steragiht
WyldSe7en: I had a flush.
CastleDrewCo: No shit?
WyldSe7en: Suck on that.
God, I wish the money was real, just so I could have the satisfaction of taking money from morons...