My "Are you an anime geek" survey

[kyo_yuy]

Since everybody seems to be making and taking those surveys lately, and my friends have had difficulty finding an anime geek test, I'm going to make one right now. =D First survey ever made, so don't criticize too much now.

DO YOU...
- know what otaku means?
- consider yourself an otaku?
- know how to write otaku in Japanese?
- speak, write, or read Japanese?
- know the lyrics to at least 5 anime songs?
- ... and sing them regularly?
- know the names of 10 different Japanese voice actors?
- ... and ALL the roles each has done?
- know the names of 10 different dub actors?
- ... and all the roles each has done?
- ... and their address?
- ... and their height?
- know what yaoi is?
- ... and watch it regularly?
- know what yuri is?
- ...and watch it regularly?

HAVE YOU EVER...
- met a cosplayer?
- cosplayed?
- ... more than 5 times?
- ... more than 10 times?
- ... more than 20 times?
- glomped?
- ... more than 10 times?
- been glomped?
- ... more than 10 times?
- been to an anime convention?
- ... more than one year?
- ... because you were staff in it?
- eaten Japanese food?
- ... just to prove to everyone you're otaku?
- written fanfiction?
- ... that was yaoi or yuri?
- seen an anime OP or ED more than 10 times?
- ... 20 times?
- ... 30 times?
- Role Played anime style?
- ... in an anime forum or chatroom?
- used anime style emoticons?
- ... in an anime forum or chatroom?
- spoken Engrish intentionally?
- dreamt about an anime VA, singer, or variant theeof?
- ... an anime character?
- ... someone cosplaying as said anime character?

CAN YOU TELL ME...
- how many episodes are in Full Metal Alchemist?
- ... and what each episode is called?
- the names of at least 10 different singers of anime OPs or EDs?
- ... and their respective ages?
- how many Gundam series there are?
- the ENTIRE cast of any one anime?
- ... any 10 anime?
- what a "Hen Da Ne Initiation Paddle" is?
- ... and how much it costs?
- the titles for at least 50 different anime songs?
- ... in Japanese characters?
- the dates of 5 anime cons?
- ... 10 anime cons?
- ... 20 anime cons?
- ... and in what city each of those 5/10/20 anime cons are held?
- ... as well as what convention center or hotel?

ARE YOU SOMEONE WHO HAS...
- seen at least 10 anime series?
- ... in their entirety?
- seen at least 50 anime series?
- met an anime VA, singer, or variant thereof?
- ... outside of an anime convention?
- gone to a Dealer's Room?
- been in masquerade?
- ... and won?
- gone to a store just for anime?
- ... more than 5 stores?
- bought an anime plushie?
- ... more than 10 anime plushies?
- ... 20?
- ... 50?
- hugged someone ONLY BECAUSE they were cosplaying a character you liked?
- ... more than 10 times?
- seen Naruto?
- ... and every episode up to the most recent one?
- ... and every manga up to the most recent one?
- ... and cosplayed it?
- met someone at an anime convention that you'd never seen before?
- ... and became their friend afterwards?
- ... and got into a relationship with them afterwards?
- proposed to someone at anime convention?
- ... and succeeded?
- been married at an anime convention?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD...
- Pocky?
- ... and 5 different flavors of Pocky?
- ... and 10 different flavors?
- ... that was lying on the ground and bitten?
- Pretz?
- Ramune?
- Bawls?
- Sushi?
- Shrimp chips?
- Seaweed crackers?
- Chocolate Koalas?
- Vitasoy drinks?
- a snack that was written in Engrish?
- ... because it was written in Engrish?

I'm done for now. I'll add more if I feel like it.