Back from holiday, and one of the first things I hear about (apart from an inbred getting engaged to his girlfriend) is
this.
"The Department of Health is putting the fast food companies McDonald's and KFC and processed food and drink manufacturers such as PepsiCo, Kellogg's, Unilever, Mars and Diageo at the heart of writing government policy on obesity, alcohol and diet-related disease"
I'm sorry, what the actual fuck? Dear readers, I will offer little comment on this, because the stupidity of it really should be quite evident.