You're Italy!
You pretty much feel like you are the most long-standing bastion of
civilized humanity on the face of the earth. While this is probably not true, you
do have a noted history of living the good life and spreading culture to those around you.
More recently, however, things have started to slide and you're having a hard time
staying together and not getting beaten up. People still like to ask you how it was
to be the center of high culture, but your days at the top are long past you. Avoid
volcanoes, flooding, and unstable buildings wherever possible.
Take the
Country
Quiz at the
Blue Pyramid mumble mumble mumble