I had a hard time figuring out what to get you for your birthday. How's this for starters?
You are, without a doubt deserving of a ride on your own luxury jet, staffed by a half dozen handsome elves, set to fly to the opulent and well appointed domain of the most inspired Muses in the world. For your birthday, you may select one, or maybe two to take home with you. Guaranteed to clear the cobwebs and oil the fingers, unleash the imagination, tease on the tension, play with the personalities, ponder the sorrows, and dally with the delightful and so sensual elements of love, so that you are filled with stories that make your readers swoon with desire, cry with sorrow, laugh with wild abandon, and sit at your feet begging for more and ever more of your inspired writing. Performance guaranteed. No deposit, no return.
So far, so good?
Here is your host for the day:
He reminded me of Tigon.
Happy Birthday!