I love when machines talk dirty to me...

[kylos101]

 Amy and I were at Stop and Shop yesterday, we checked out at one of the 'self-service' lanes...

You know how when you ring up produce, if it doesn't have a barcode, you have to select what the item is on the display via the touch screen?

I selected onions.  Then the machine said, 'please move your sweet onions to the belt'!  Ha, I keel meh.