pascal's wager
hang on...just lemme trick the fucking lord into letting me get that eternal bliss! hey god! you're a nigger! lol he can't hear me because i whisphered it...balls! balls in your anus, jesus. hahaha *coasts into heaven like a scolded beagle* snuck in like a smooth ass mother. oh hey there's mom. hi mom, what did i do after you died? i'll tell you what i fucking did. i put one over on the almighty. booya. and booya to you too aunt stephanie. you spent your life trying to be a good person? fucking owned bitch. guess what i did. i drank and gambled and fucked around and on my deathbed i said "ok fine i believe because statistics" and here i am. wheres the god damn buffet.