Mission Impossible...pharmacy style :-)

Jun 24, 2005 08:17

While in the usual 3am stupor at work this morning, and prompted by a contact who shall remain nameless, this agent has determined that it is an injustice for the anxiously awaited top-secret files (aka, the New Harry Potter book) to be kept from the general population (mostly me) until the aforeset date, when this agent has learned from a reliable source that said files will in fact be delivered to a closely guarded operative on the premises approximately one week before. The source refuses to risk exposure to those determined to keep the files locked away until the authorized release date. Therefore....

*Insert catchy music here*

Your mission, my fellow agents, should you choose to accept it, is to aid in the design of a plan, to be carried out by this agent, to retrieve and analyze the contents of said top secret files for the sole and noble purpose of knowing them first.

Assets to the mission include the relatively deserted nature of the lockdown after hours. This agent has been acting as an outwardly normal healthcare worker for the duration of reconnaissance, and should therefore escape general notice.

Limitations to this mission include the storage location of our target; in plain view of area security systems. Any detection of this agent may result in removal from the vicinity by the source charged with protecting the files, and inability to conduct future missions. Also keep in mind that this agent is easily observable in her location, and suspicion may be drawn if she is absent from her post for an extended period of time.

This agent and her sanity during the next month until the authorized release of the files are in your hands team. Good luck.

This update will self destruct.
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