In which things get really gay
GIF BY who_love
OOOH, CANDLES, WAX...WE'RE IN ARTHUR AND MERLIN'S SEX PAD, AREN'T WE?
OMG. SHIRTLESS ARTHUR. I WAS WRONG LAST WEEK, THEY TOTALLY BEAT THEIR RECORD! 0.19 SECONDS. SOMEBODY GET ME A FLAG, I NEED TO SALUTE SOMETHING BECAUSE I'M SO PROUD RIGHT NOW.
MERLIN, ARTHUR, CANDLES, WAX. THIS TOTALLY IS THEIR SEX PAD :O
NONONONO MERLIN, CLOTHES COME OFF, NOT ON.
IT'S OBVIOUSLY RITUALISTIC THOUGH, $10 SAYS THEY HAD TO FUCK BEFOREHAND? PURELY FOR SANCTITY REASONS.
OH MOTHERFUCK, VAG SNEAK ATTACK. LET THEM HAVE ONE MOMENT GWEN, PLEASE.
ALTHOUGH MERLIN AND GWEN WATCHING THEIR BOYF IS ALL KINDS OF ADORABLE.
"HE HAS TO TRANSCEND HIS BODY..." SO THEY FUCKED FOR TRANSCENDING REASONS, WHATEVER, I WAS CLOSE.
"AND YOU'RE GOING TO STAY HERE AND WATCH?" MERLIN'S LOYALTY, YAY!
ALONE AND UNAIDED, PFFT. UTHER'S JUST AFRAID IF MERLIN GOES WITH HIM THERE'LL BE MORE FUCKING THAN TRIDENT-GETTING.
OPENING CREDITS AND WOW, ALMOST EVERY SENTENCE I'VE WRITTEN HAS BEEN GAY. IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT EPISODE, I CAN TELL.
"PERHAPS. PERHAPS NOT." WAY TO BE VAGUE, BIG G.
"I AM TRYING TO PREPARE FOR ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENTS IN MY LIFE." AND MERLIN'S "ALL THESE MAPS...". IT'S LIKE BRADLEY PLAYING WITH COLIN WHILE COLIN'S TRYING TO BE ALL SRS BNS ACTOR.
MORGANA AND MORGAUSE ARE SO GAY. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU MENTION THE WORD SISTER, SHOW, LOOK AT THE LOOK ON MORGANA'S FACE. THAT IS SOME BIG OL' GAY LOVE RIGHT THERE.
YAY, GWEN FINALLY KNOWS!
"FOR ME." I'M PRETTY SURE HE'LL BE CAREFUL BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO DIE, GWEN, BUT WHATEVS.
A;LKJD THAT KISS WAS ADORABLE.
EVIL SMIRKS ASIDE, I LOVE THE LOOK OF HATRED IN MORGANA'S EYES HERE.
A;JSDF;J;;'AJD EVEN BIGGER KEYSMASH FOR ARTHUR AND MERLIN'S LITTLE NOD GOODBYE.
"BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?" YES, GORGEOUS. OH, THE BRACELET. SORRY, SORRY, I THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING AT THE WAY YOUR THIGHS GRIP THE HORSE.
"IF IT CAME FROM MORGANA, IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING." LESBIAN GERMS!
"YOU NEED HELP." WHO YA GONNA CALL? GHOSTBUSTERS!
WAIT FOR THE PHOENIX EYE TO GLOW IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BINGO.
HELL YES, NO ONE CATCHES THIS GQMF SLEEPING.
GQMF ONE MINUTE, DERP FACE THE NEXT, THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM! PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE GOT A CAP OF HIS FACE WHEN HE PICKS THE SWORD UP?
OH COLIN, YOU RIDE THAT HORSE SO PRETTILY. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO PRETEND I DIDN'T NOTICE THE HIP THRUST WHEN YOU KICKED THE HORSE TO MOVE. IT WAS THERE, I SAW IT, I CAME. THE END.
IS IT JUST ME THOUGH, OR DOES THE HORSE LOOK LIKE IT HAS NO EYEBALLS?
BARFIGHT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE MAN! WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND USES THEM TO PENETRATE MERLIN? THIS GUY.
LISTEN TO THAT JAUNTY TUNE, THEY ARE SO ADORABLE.
I GUESS I HAVE TO PREFACE THIS WITH: I SHIP THEM PRETTY HARD, BUT ONLY IN THE SENSE THAT MERLIN'S FILLING IN TIME UNTIL ARTHUR IS AVAILABLE AND GWAINE JUST DOESN'T DO COMMITMENT BUT HE LOVES GREAT SEX. I SHIP THEIR BFF-NESS THOUGH EVEN HARDER.
OMG SEXY HORSE RIDING, LOOK AT COLIN OVERTAKE HIM.
YAY PROFESSOR FLITWICK!
LOL I LOVE ARTHUR'S FACE WHEN YOU KNOW HE'S THINKING 'WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS COURAGE?'
TWO OTHER THINGS ARTHUR NEEDS! 'INSIDE OF HIM' GOES UNSAID, BUT IT'S IMPLIED, I THINK.
DID HE JUST CHECK ARTHUR OUT?
ARGH, GWEN, YOU'RE GOING TO GET CAUGHT. BUT YAY FOR INITIATIVE!
LOL MERLIN STILL HAS NO CLUE ABOUT HAND SIGNALS.
"WHO'S HE?" HE JUST GAVE YOU FLOWERS, I'D SAY HE'S A LITTLE BIT GAY.
"WHAT WAS THAT?" IDK, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CUDDLE FOR PROTECTION THOUGH.
"NOT ARTHUR." AWWWW, YOU GUYS!
AWW, ARTHUR. PERSEVERING LIKE A BOSS <3
WOW, THOSE DRAGON-Y THINGS ARE ACTUALLY REALLY COOL.
OMG DRAGON SPEAK, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT. LOOK HOW THEY BOW. YEAH BITCHES, YOU BETTER RESPECT HIM.
XDDDDD OH COLIN MORGAN AND YOUR GRIN OF DOOM <3
"DO YOU WANT US TO HELP YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS ALOOONE?" HEEEE, MERLIN'S CHEEK.
OH GOD BUGS.
ANOTHER DERP FACE MAKES UP FOR THEM THOUGH.
"THIS IS NOT ARTHUR'S QUEST, BUT YOURS." DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU'VE BEEN DATING SOMEONE FOR A WHILE AND YOU START DREAMING ABOUT THEIR QUESTS INSTEAD OF YOURS?
COLIN MORGAN ACTING HIS LITTLE BUTT OFF IN THIS SCENE <3
"I'VE GIVEN YOU A GIFT, NOW YOU MUST GIVE ME ONE IN RETURN." YOU CAN'T HAVE HIS FLOWER! ARTHUR TOOK THAT YEARS AGO.
"BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO GIVE." SEE?
AWW, HE GETS TO HIS KNEES TO PUT THE BRACELET ON HIM *SOB SOB* THIS SCENE HAS BEEN REALLY MESMERISING, A+ SHOW.
AWW CUDDLES.
"I'LL REMEMBER THIS GWAINE." WAS THAT A PROMISE FOR HELPING HIM ON THE QUEST OR A THREAT FOR LOOKING AFTER MERLIN A BIT TOO WELL?
"OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME." PEOPLE IN CAMELOT CAN BE A BIT DUMB BUT I DON'T THINK MERLIN TELLING THEM 'I WAS FUCKING PRINCE ARTHUR' IS GOING TO WORK IN THIS CASE, ARTHUR.
HAHA, FAIL MORGANA.
NEXT WEEK ON MERLIN: GAIUS GETS SOME TAIL!