MUAHAHAHA. It was a flying visit, but I hope they'll be more frequent from now on. I don't know how I've been wasting my time but I've missed you so I MUST be doing it wrong!
Okay. Kylie. You know these things. Has Bradley done something to his teeth? It's been bothering me all afternoon. (I'll be really sad if it's true. But anyway.)
I do know these things, I pay his dentist off weekly for updates. It's very shady business.
But seriously, yeah, he's had them fixed. I don't exactly know ~what, I think the fangs have been fixed a bit and at the NTAs just recently, the high-def pictures showed him wearing invisible braces, so he's straightening his teeth too. Fangirls are in mourning.
i just... but... why? well, obviously, because he's paid to have a whole bunch of people stare at him, etc etc. i can see how it could become something you think about. but it's just. they were so lovely and charming. next thing you know, he'll take off his shirt and his chest will have been waxed and i'll have to start crying myself to sleep. because the amphibians will have returned to my television when bradley had been giving me a beautiful snaggle-toothed respite.
i remember a fangirl had once confessed that she would imagine licking along his amazing, imperfect teeth. i was always rather partial to that expression of feeling. alas... another dream goes the way of hollywood standardization. /sobbing
You'd definitely think that being an actor and living in the age of super close-up photos, where you can see every single pore and flaw, must have an impact on your self-esteem. I don't blame him at all in that regard; if he was always self-conscious about his teeth, it must be worse knowing there are people out there scrutinising.
There's also the fact that crooked teeth are just no fun. I've got one or two that are awkward or that make brushing uncomfortable, and yeah, I'm used to them now, but I bet it's a lot easier to everything with straight teeth.
And plus, if I had the money to spend, then for sure I would get my teeth fixed. I mean, who wouldn't, especially if you were self-conscious about them or they caused an issue?
I will absolutely miss them though, his imperfections have always made him far more appealing to me (see: derp faces) <3
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made up football friend?
I feel like my Arthur hate makes me dislike Bradley..or maybe I'm just jealous of his butt. =(
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But seriously, yeah, he's had them fixed. I don't exactly know ~what, I think the fangs have been fixed a bit and at the NTAs just recently, the high-def pictures showed him wearing invisible braces, so he's straightening his teeth too. Fangirls are in mourning.
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i just... but... why? well, obviously, because he's paid to have a whole bunch of people stare at him, etc etc. i can see how it could become something you think about. but it's just. they were so lovely and charming. next thing you know, he'll take off his shirt and his chest will have been waxed and i'll have to start crying myself to sleep. because the amphibians will have returned to my television when bradley had been giving me a beautiful snaggle-toothed respite.
i remember a fangirl had once confessed that she would imagine licking along his amazing, imperfect teeth. i was always rather partial to that expression of feeling. alas... another dream goes the way of hollywood standardization. /sobbing
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There's also the fact that crooked teeth are just no fun. I've got one or two that are awkward or that make brushing uncomfortable, and yeah, I'm used to them now, but I bet it's a lot easier to everything with straight teeth.
And plus, if I had the money to spend, then for sure I would get my teeth fixed. I mean, who wouldn't, especially if you were self-conscious about them or they caused an issue?
I will absolutely miss them though, his imperfections have always made him far more appealing to me (see: derp faces) <3
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