In which I question your life choices
It's been hours now, fandom.
Where is the yoga fic?
Where is Bradley being a shit and disturbing Colin's ~peace and tranquility~ by offering a play-by-play commentary (in his best Bowie-in-Labyrinth voice, naturally) on each yoga position, helpfully renaming them to things like 'reverse dog's breakfast' and 'eagle with hemorrhoids'?
And then porn happens.
Honestly, your priorities baffle me, guys.
Where is the yoga fic?
Where is Bradley being a shit and disturbing Colin's ~peace and tranquility~ by offering a play-by-play commentary (in his best Bowie-in-Labyrinth voice, naturally) on each yoga position, helpfully renaming them to things like 'reverse dog's breakfast' and 'eagle with hemorrhoids'?
And then porn happens.
Honestly, your priorities baffle me, guys.