IN WHICH IT'S ONLY PART ONE
This feels like it's going to be an all caps episode, SO GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CAPSLOCK ON AND LET'S DO THIS BITCH.
44 SECONDS LEFT, LET ME TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SOB ON YOUR SHOULDER BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE EP LEFT :((((
OH SHIT SON, HERE WE GO. DESTINY OF A GREAT KINGDOM, YESYES BLAH BLAH BLAH JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME BOYS.
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LEEEEEEEOOOOOOON, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO. NO. I DON'T ACCEPT THIS REALITY.
ASLASFH;AF;HJ HEY, HE BLINKED! SEE, DENIAL DOES WORK!
IS THIS THE SAME CUP O' LIFE MERLIN USED IN SEASON ONE? BECAUSE IF- OH, WHO AM I KIDDING, I DON'T REALLY CARE, LEON'S ALIVE!
HEY NOW. THAT IS ONE AFFECTIONATE -AND LONG- HANDSHAKE BETWEEN ARTHUR AND LEON. I DON'T KNOW IF I APPROVE WITH MERLIN STANDING RIGHTTHERE. LOL JK, YOU KNOW HE'S GETTING OFF ON IT.
WAY TO KILL THE GOOD MOOD, UTHER. JUST LET THE MAN BE EXCITED ABOUT LIVING FFS.
OH GOD, RUPERT'S VOICE THOUGH *___*
OH MY GOD COLIN MORGAN IS ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE'S PLAYING DEFERENCE.
IT IS THE CUP FROM SEASON ONE! AWW, LOOK AT YOU, HARKING BACK LIKE A PROPER GROWN UP SHOW *SMOOSHES*
"YOUR MISSION IS SECRET." SO LET'S DISCUSS THIS OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE MY VOICE ECHOES. JESUS CHRIST, HOW ARE YOU KING? DO YOU TASTE YOUR OWN FOOD TOO?
LOL-ING AT THE IDEA OF MORGANA FOLLOWING HIM AROUND ALL NIGHT, HOPING HE'D HAVE AN IMPORTANT, SECRETIVE CONVERSATION IN A RANDOM CORRIDOR THOUGH.
YES, SEND YOUR HEIR ON A SECRETIVE MISSION WITH NO BACKUP. IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.
"DON'T BE SUCH A GIRL, MERLIN, WE'RE NOT GOING ON HOLIDAY." MINIBREAK...JOKES...OVERWHELMING...MUST...RESIST...
I LIKE THAT ARTHUR'S IDEA OF 'ALONE' INCLUDES MERLIN COMING ALONG XD
"NOT THAT." IT MAKES MY ARSE LOOK FAT.
I LIKE ALL OF MORGANA'S DRESSES EXCEPT THAT ONE. EVEN KATIE MCGRATH CAN'T MAKE IT WORK.
OH MY GOD. LOOK AT HER SMILE WHEN MORGAUSE APPROACHES. THEY ARE SO VERY, VERY GAY.
"OF COURSE, I HAND PICKED THEM MYSELF." TO BE FAIR, CENRED, YOU HAND-PICKED THE NINJAS TOO, IN THAT EP WHEN YOU KIDNAPPED GWEN, AND THEY TURNED OUT TO BE PRETTY USELESS. JUST SAYIN'.
AHAHAHA DARTS. THANKS TO THE COMMENTARY, I KNOW THAT WHEN BRADLEY IS GETTING SHOT, COLIN IS ON THE TOILET. THE MOAR YOU KNOW!
GWAAAAAAINE XDDDDD
AWWW ARTHUR'S PROTECTING HIS BB <3333
:O GAWINE IS THE CHAMPION! THAT'S ALMOST CLEVER, SHOW!
ALSO, ENGLISH PEOPLE, WHERE DO I KNOW JARL FROM?
"WHEN I'M THREATENING YOU, YOU'LL KNOW ABOUT IT." RAWWWR.
THE FIGHT FOR MERLIN'S FLOWER, LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
LOL, DID ARTHUR JUST FEEL GAWINE'S ARSE MID CRAWLING TO ESCAPE OR ARE MY SLASH GOGGLES ON SO TIGHTLY THEY'RE BLURRING MY VISION?
I LOVE MERLIN'S TRUST IN GWAINE <33
"I DON'T WANT CLUES, I WANT BLOOD." BUT...CLUES WILL HELP YOU GET TO BLOOD, YES? SEE? CLUES GOOD.
"IF IT WAS NOT FOR THAT FIRE, WE WOULD ALL BE PUSHING UP DAISIES." I HATE YOU GUYS FOR RUINING OUR MINIBREAK! *STORMS OFF*
"YOU WILL HAVE YOUR REWARD THIS INSTANT." I CHOOSE TO INTERPRET CENRED'S EXPRESSION AS 'MUST YOU RUIN THE DECOR BY THROWING PEOPLE AROUND?'
"YOU MARCH WITH THE MIGHTIEST WEAPON OF THEM ALL, IMMORTALITY." OHSHI-
"I'M SURE THERE'S A SIMPLE EXPLANATION, SIRE." LOL, OH LEON. EVER THE DIPLOMAT.
"NOT REALLY, THANKS FOR ASKING." AHAHA, GWAINE IS ME.
I LOVE IT WHEN MERLIN DOES HEALING MAGIC. OR AT LEAST ATTEMPTS IT.
"DID I NOT SAY WHEN I THREATENED YOU, YOU'D KNOW ABOUT IT?" OH MY GOD, EPIC.
LEON IS HAVING A BLOODY ROUGH WEEK, YEAH?
"THERE'S ONLY ONE EXPLANATION, SIRE." OR...DURING THEIR TRAVELS IN CENRED'S LAND, THEY WERE CAPTURED AND UNDER TORTURE, REVEALED WHAT THE CUP WAS. OR MAYBE CENRED'S MEN KILLED ARTHUR AND SOMEONE KNEW WHAT THE CUP WAS. SO, THERE'S MORE LIKE 2 OR 3 EXPLANATIONS, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE KNIGHTS WHEN CAMELOT IS UNDER ATTACK BY GARGOYLES OR WHATEVER THE MONSTER OF THE WEEK IS?
ELYAN! ONE MORE FOR THE MERRY BAND OF MEN.
AN ARMY OF 3034735749461635987 MEN TAKE CAMELOT BUT ARTHUR AND CO. CAN STILL SNEAK THROUGH THE HALLWAYS REASONABLY UNTROUBLED?
"NAH, I'VE SEEN THE WOODS ALREADY." ARTHUR'S FACE AT MERLIN STAYING WITH HIM <3333
IT'S HANDY TO KNOW THAT EVEN WHEN THE BAD GUYS TAKE OVER, DUCKING INTO DOORWAYS IS STILL A SUCCESSFUL WAY TO HIDE.
OMGOMGOMGOMG FINALLY MORGANA IS REVEALED.
OH MY GOD, ARTHUR'S FAAAACE.
NEXT WEEK: EPIC SHIT HAPPENS.
44 SECONDS LEFT, LET ME TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SOB ON YOUR SHOULDER BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE EP LEFT :((((
OH SHIT SON, HERE WE GO. DESTINY OF A GREAT KINGDOM, YESYES BLAH BLAH BLAH JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME BOYS.
:O
O
M
F
G
LEEEEEEEOOOOOOON, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO. NO. I DON'T ACCEPT THIS REALITY.
ASLASFH;AF;HJ HEY, HE BLINKED! SEE, DENIAL DOES WORK!
IS THIS THE SAME CUP O' LIFE MERLIN USED IN SEASON ONE? BECAUSE IF- OH, WHO AM I KIDDING, I DON'T REALLY CARE, LEON'S ALIVE!
HEY NOW. THAT IS ONE AFFECTIONATE -AND LONG- HANDSHAKE BETWEEN ARTHUR AND LEON. I DON'T KNOW IF I APPROVE WITH MERLIN STANDING RIGHTTHERE. LOL JK, YOU KNOW HE'S GETTING OFF ON IT.
WAY TO KILL THE GOOD MOOD, UTHER. JUST LET THE MAN BE EXCITED ABOUT LIVING FFS.
OH GOD, RUPERT'S VOICE THOUGH *___*
OH MY GOD COLIN MORGAN IS ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE'S PLAYING DEFERENCE.
IT IS THE CUP FROM SEASON ONE! AWW, LOOK AT YOU, HARKING BACK LIKE A PROPER GROWN UP SHOW *SMOOSHES*
"YOUR MISSION IS SECRET." SO LET'S DISCUSS THIS OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE MY VOICE ECHOES. JESUS CHRIST, HOW ARE YOU KING? DO YOU TASTE YOUR OWN FOOD TOO?
LOL-ING AT THE IDEA OF MORGANA FOLLOWING HIM AROUND ALL NIGHT, HOPING HE'D HAVE AN IMPORTANT, SECRETIVE CONVERSATION IN A RANDOM CORRIDOR THOUGH.
YES, SEND YOUR HEIR ON A SECRETIVE MISSION WITH NO BACKUP. IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.
"DON'T BE SUCH A GIRL, MERLIN, WE'RE NOT GOING ON HOLIDAY." MINIBREAK...JOKES...OVERWHELMING...MUST...RESIST...
I LIKE THAT ARTHUR'S IDEA OF 'ALONE' INCLUDES MERLIN COMING ALONG XD
"NOT THAT." IT MAKES MY ARSE LOOK FAT.
I LIKE ALL OF MORGANA'S DRESSES EXCEPT THAT ONE. EVEN KATIE MCGRATH CAN'T MAKE IT WORK.
OH MY GOD. LOOK AT HER SMILE WHEN MORGAUSE APPROACHES. THEY ARE SO VERY, VERY GAY.
"OF COURSE, I HAND PICKED THEM MYSELF." TO BE FAIR, CENRED, YOU HAND-PICKED THE NINJAS TOO, IN THAT EP WHEN YOU KIDNAPPED GWEN, AND THEY TURNED OUT TO BE PRETTY USELESS. JUST SAYIN'.
AHAHAHA DARTS. THANKS TO THE COMMENTARY, I KNOW THAT WHEN BRADLEY IS GETTING SHOT, COLIN IS ON THE TOILET. THE MOAR YOU KNOW!
GWAAAAAAINE XDDDDD
AWWW ARTHUR'S PROTECTING HIS BB <3333
:O GAWINE IS THE CHAMPION! THAT'S ALMOST CLEVER, SHOW!
ALSO, ENGLISH PEOPLE, WHERE DO I KNOW JARL FROM?
"WHEN I'M THREATENING YOU, YOU'LL KNOW ABOUT IT." RAWWWR.
THE FIGHT FOR MERLIN'S FLOWER, LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
LOL, DID ARTHUR JUST FEEL GAWINE'S ARSE MID CRAWLING TO ESCAPE OR ARE MY SLASH GOGGLES ON SO TIGHTLY THEY'RE BLURRING MY VISION?
I LOVE MERLIN'S TRUST IN GWAINE <33
"I DON'T WANT CLUES, I WANT BLOOD." BUT...CLUES WILL HELP YOU GET TO BLOOD, YES? SEE? CLUES GOOD.
"IF IT WAS NOT FOR THAT FIRE, WE WOULD ALL BE PUSHING UP DAISIES." I HATE YOU GUYS FOR RUINING OUR MINIBREAK! *STORMS OFF*
"YOU WILL HAVE YOUR REWARD THIS INSTANT." I CHOOSE TO INTERPRET CENRED'S EXPRESSION AS 'MUST YOU RUIN THE DECOR BY THROWING PEOPLE AROUND?'
"YOU MARCH WITH THE MIGHTIEST WEAPON OF THEM ALL, IMMORTALITY." OHSHI-
"I'M SURE THERE'S A SIMPLE EXPLANATION, SIRE." LOL, OH LEON. EVER THE DIPLOMAT.
"NOT REALLY, THANKS FOR ASKING." AHAHA, GWAINE IS ME.
I LOVE IT WHEN MERLIN DOES HEALING MAGIC. OR AT LEAST ATTEMPTS IT.
"DID I NOT SAY WHEN I THREATENED YOU, YOU'D KNOW ABOUT IT?" OH MY GOD, EPIC.
LEON IS HAVING A BLOODY ROUGH WEEK, YEAH?
"THERE'S ONLY ONE EXPLANATION, SIRE." OR...DURING THEIR TRAVELS IN CENRED'S LAND, THEY WERE CAPTURED AND UNDER TORTURE, REVEALED WHAT THE CUP WAS. OR MAYBE CENRED'S MEN KILLED ARTHUR AND SOMEONE KNEW WHAT THE CUP WAS. SO, THERE'S MORE LIKE 2 OR 3 EXPLANATIONS, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE KNIGHTS WHEN CAMELOT IS UNDER ATTACK BY GARGOYLES OR WHATEVER THE MONSTER OF THE WEEK IS?
ELYAN! ONE MORE FOR THE MERRY BAND OF MEN.
AN ARMY OF 3034735749461635987 MEN TAKE CAMELOT BUT ARTHUR AND CO. CAN STILL SNEAK THROUGH THE HALLWAYS REASONABLY UNTROUBLED?
"NAH, I'VE SEEN THE WOODS ALREADY." ARTHUR'S FACE AT MERLIN STAYING WITH HIM <3333
IT'S HANDY TO KNOW THAT EVEN WHEN THE BAD GUYS TAKE OVER, DUCKING INTO DOORWAYS IS STILL A SUCCESSFUL WAY TO HIDE.
OMGOMGOMGOMG FINALLY MORGANA IS REVEALED.
OH MY GOD, ARTHUR'S FAAAACE.
NEXT WEEK: EPIC SHIT HAPPENS.