In which caps make a surprising reappearance
- Remember the days when Morgana's nightmares were about the people she loved dying? Gosh, ~memories.
- Does Camelot really have no other servants to serve the royal family breakfast besides Merlin and Gwen? Oh BBC, you're so cheap <3
- I DO NOT CARE IF YOU HATE HER, ANGEL'S CLEAVAGE LOOKS FANTASTIC IN THAT TURQUOISE DRESS.
- OMG GAY BEST FRAND THINKS SHE LOOKS LOVELY, I am seriously happy they're getting more screen time together this season.
- OH ARTHUR, PRIMPING IN THE DISH.
- LOLING AT CA-CAW. WILL NEVER, IN FACT, NOT LOL AT A CA-CAW THANKS TO EVOLUTION.
- I WANT TO LICK THIS LOCATION, WOW.
- WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU'D TAKE MERLIN WITH YOU TO YOUR FARM. AND MAKE NO MENTION OF THE GIRL YOU'RE CURRENTLY ON A DATE WITH. THAT JUST MAKES SENSE.
- LULZ YOU CAN NEVER SEE THIS GIRL AGAIN *GIGGLE* OH ANTHONY HEAD.
- OHHOHOHO UTHER'S BITCHFACE WHEN ARTHUR GRABS HIM. YOU DO NOT TOUCH THIS LEATHER, BITCH.
- IDK HOW THIS REACTION POST TURNED INTO CAPS BUT THERE YOU HAVE IT. MAMA'S BACK FOR A WEEK, KIDS.
- "GWEN. GWEN. STOP IT" WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE HER SASSY GAY FRIEND RIGHT THERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PS. THIS IS THE BEST YOUR HAIR HAS EVER LOOKED. COME ON YOU STUPID BITCH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. *SCARF FLICK* SHE'S A STUPID BITCH.
- "WHAT'S THAT?" IF I FOUND A STRANGE POUCH UNDERNEATH A GUY'S PILLOW, I WOULD JUST ASSUME IT'S WHAT HE MASTURBATES INTO TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE. JUST SAYIN'.
- OMG ANTHONY HEAD IS WONDERFULLY HORRID HERE.
- BB GOT HIS SLEEVES ROLLED UP, IT'S BUSINESS TIME, BITCHES.
- "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE, GAIUS." BUUUURN.
- AAAAND HERE'S MY WEEKLY FUCK YOU TO THE WRITERS FOR BUGGERING MORGANA UP.
- NGL THOUGH, BRADLEY'S DERP FACES WHILE HE'S BEING RESTRAINED ARE ~MAGICAL.
- UH-OH, MERLIN HAS HIS PLANNING FACE ON.
- OH MY WEE BB MERLIN, YOU ARE NOT THINKING THIS THROUGH VERY WELL, ARE YOU?
- I REALLY HOPE WE GET BTS VIDEO OF COLIN MORGAN DOING THE OLD MAN VOICE BECAUSE I PREDICT LULZ.
- LOL TIMES INFINITY AT DRAGOON (?) THE GREAT.
- "IF YOU DO THAT...YOU WILL NEVER LEARN OF MY PLAN." TEARS IN MY EYES RIGHT NOW.
- NOTE TO BAD GUYS: TO ESCAPE CAPTURE FROM GUARDS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HIDE BEHIND A DOOR. THIS IS FOOLPROOF.
- FACE OF A TOAD, COME ON ARTHUR, IT'S LIKE HE WANTS YOU TO FIGURE IT OUT.
- "GAIUS, HAVE YOU SEEN MERLIN, I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE." OH BB, LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR CROTCH OR BEHIND YOU DOES NOT REALLY COUNT AS SEARCHING.
- I'M MISSING THE BIG DEAL HERE, BLAST THE DOORS AWAY AND RUN, YOU NIT!
- MUTE YOUR VIDEO AND WATCH THE POTION-MAKING MONTAGE WITH THIS VIDEO. IT MAKES THINGS INFINITELY MORE EXCITING, TRUST ME.
- LOL EXECUTIONER'S DRUM. OH SHOW, NO. JUST. NO.
- "MY PLACE IS WITH YOU." OH ARTHUR, YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SO BAD ONE DAY :(((
- A POO JOKE THROWN IN AT THE END, STAY CLASSY, SHOW.
- NEXT WEEK: DUDLEY MOTHERFUCKING DURSLEY. ENOUGH SAID.