I've never been so happy as when I was cake.
Saturday was so awesome. I'm in such a great mood even now, on Monday, because of it. First we went to Jonathon's party for a little bit, and then we went to Ryan's party in Joliet. Ryan's was soooo sweet, the whole house was Halloween-ized. The only lights anywhere were black lights and they had scary things written on the wall and the dance floor was BUMPIN'. I have never been to a party where everybody actually danced! Then there was a costume contest, and I WON!!!
At Jonathon's...
Jell-O shots! Get it?!
Married life has not cramped Jonathon's style whatsoever.
At Ryan's...
Billy Idol knows how to throw one heck of a party. Fer REAL!
Hey, aren't you the chick from the Mr. Brightside video? (That's Juli, if you couldn't tell.)
Dear Santa...
FUCK YES. Pardon my language, but what else could I have said?
The view from the couch.
Cake likes to bounce on the bed. Yes she does.
TWO HOT BITCHES
You're so wishing you were there right now.
This is what a REAL MAN looks like.
Yes, a REAL MAN.
The wig was itchy.
Bill and me are dancing queens.
Yes Mr. Idol, right away Mr. Idol.
There were a lot of hot bitch sandwiches going on.
Cake has a brief quiet moment of reflection.
All he's wearing under that robe is a condom.
And there's a lot more hair where that came from.
Me and Billy break it down.
"You're a dirty rotten scoundrel and I can't stand to look atcha."
And here they are, the winners of Billy Idol's Costume Contest '05 with their prizes! Jager for the boys, Hypnotic for the girls.
Glenn will never regret this.
That is one hot bitch poppin' outta my cake.
Yes, it felt as good as it looks.
THE END. My favorite Halloween weekend of all time.
At Jonathon's...
Jell-O shots! Get it?!
Married life has not cramped Jonathon's style whatsoever.
At Ryan's...
Billy Idol knows how to throw one heck of a party. Fer REAL!
Hey, aren't you the chick from the Mr. Brightside video? (That's Juli, if you couldn't tell.)
Dear Santa...
FUCK YES. Pardon my language, but what else could I have said?
The view from the couch.
Cake likes to bounce on the bed. Yes she does.
TWO HOT BITCHES
You're so wishing you were there right now.
This is what a REAL MAN looks like.
Yes, a REAL MAN.
The wig was itchy.
Bill and me are dancing queens.
Yes Mr. Idol, right away Mr. Idol.
There were a lot of hot bitch sandwiches going on.
Cake has a brief quiet moment of reflection.
All he's wearing under that robe is a condom.
And there's a lot more hair where that came from.
Me and Billy break it down.
"You're a dirty rotten scoundrel and I can't stand to look atcha."
And here they are, the winners of Billy Idol's Costume Contest '05 with their prizes! Jager for the boys, Hypnotic for the girls.
Glenn will never regret this.
That is one hot bitch poppin' outta my cake.
Yes, it felt as good as it looks.
THE END. My favorite Halloween weekend of all time.