Come in peace; leave in pieces.
A freakish space-alien storm swept through today, knocking out not only the electricity for a very large block of the city's major retail outlet centers along the largest and busiest road in the county, but also the power for MAH HOUSE! Considering the unnerving weapon at the invaders' disposal, I suppose we're lucky it was "only" blacked out for seven hours. During that time, I managed to eat so many stale Dunkin' Donuts that the war-like race of would-be planetjackers turned away in disgust. And that's how I single-handedly saved the Earth.
