"the reasons why i need to dump kyle"

[kylemurray]

I need to cut my hair.
I need to stop burping in other people's mouths.
I need to stop throwing around my girlfriend.
I need to stop eating. Oh wait, I already did.
I need to stop touching people in inappropriate places. Especially in public.
I need to start humping.
I need to stop hurting other people's feelings. (Sorry _ _ _)
I need to remember there are people on this planet besides myself..
I really need to remember to stop touching people in inappropriate places.
I also tend to laugh during serious matters. Stop.
I need to stop tasting like Italian dressing--oh sorry, Russian.
I need to start taking life SERIOUSLY!!!